Chapter 29.2 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love

Previous Chapter      Table of Contents      Next Chapter

Chapter 29 Reader: Protagonist, you little devil!

Even after returning to the hotel, Du Ze was still in a daze: it seems they were driven out?!

The demon sisters were pleasantly surprised when they saw the red and black cards in Xiu’s hands. Xiu said a few words to them then took Du Ze with him to his room. Seeing that Xiu looked as though he wasn’t bothered by anything, Du Ze couldn’t help but ask: “What happened?”

How did you get kicked out by a sister?

Xiu seemed to think of last night, his eyes flashed with some complex emotion and he smiled helplessly: “I was rejected.”1

*******

Wait, what did he hear?

The. Protagonist. Was. Rejected. By the sister?!

The succubus heroine was very satisfied with the appearance of the protagonist. Then … during the time of their union, she was unsatisfied with some aspect of the protagonist’s skills?

No, that can’t be! The main character of a YY novel has awesome H abilities … protagonist, can it be that your H skills have not fully developed?

The stupid reader suddenly felt as if he had learned a great truth: In “Mixed Blood,” when the protagonist attacked Agares City and met Heidi, his harem had been built and Xiu was completely “battle-hardened.” However, right now not even a shadow of the protagonist’s harem had been sighted and the only object of his kisses is a male. Xiu has no experience at all.

Du Ze felt a deep sympathy for Xiu and grabbed his hand, trying to comfort him. Du Ze’s eyes were on fire with determination: You just need to practice more. We can try again next year.

Xiu looked at their joined hands, a little puzzled at first, then he guessed what the other person was thinking. He narrowed his eyes and suddenly hugged Du Ze.

Du Ze didn’t have time to stiffen before he heard Xiu sigh in his ear: “I’m a little frustrated …”

The voice sounded like Xiu was lost. Is this the first time the protagonist had suffered such a setback? Du Ze thought it was a gross insult to the dignity of men. The stupid reader suddenly felt guilty. It was all because of his intervention; he had disrupted the plot’s timing which led to this inhuman tragedy.

Du Ze racked his brains and was able to squeeze out a few words of comfort: “It’s alright, you can learn.”

The corners of Xiu’s lips began to rise: “You can teach me?”

His question was very subtle. It wasn’t like a rhetorical question but more like a statement. Or an inquiry and an order in one.

“You know a lot … Right? ”

In the Lost Land, the dark-haired youth told the black-robed Lich: “I know a lot, you can use me.”

Will the young man reveal that he is a person who has loved and been on intimate terms with his right hand for many years? Never!

The theoretical master Du Ze said: “Words of love, kissing, caressing – those are the needed skills.”

If you want to know the specifics, please try to comprehend it yourself, young man!

“Love words … Like this?”

The touch on his ear was like a kiss and Xiu’s low, magnetic voice seemed to melt into his ear.

“I love you.”

Du Ze’s heart jumped – “boom!” He shuddered. That kind of voice that made even his bones vibrate is too much.

“I want to kiss every inch of your skin.”

An unknown emotion grew in the dim room, but there was only the sound which seemed to seep into the soul, whispering softly, low and heavy.

“I want to make your whole body smell like me.”

Du Ze only felt his scalp tingling. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and felt like he was unable to breathe, caught up in an illusion, like drowning, and even his nerve endings are intoxicated by the voice.

“Let me touch you …”2

…you little devil!3

Even though he had stepped back several paces from Xiu’s bosom, Du Ze’s ear still felt warm from Xiu’s touch. He stared blankly at Xiu, silent for a while, and then impassively appraised: “Very well done.”

This young man’s legs are soft!!!4 WTF! Yi Ye Zhi Qiu, do you know what kind of deadly weapon you have made?! No wonder the young Emperor of the Star Empire (♂) fell to the protagonist. The main character’s charm has already broken through the gender limitation and it can defeat both men and women! Heidi, for you to be able to refuse the protagonist, you’re simply incredible!

“Do you feel good? … That’s enough.” Xiu said lightly: “Next time, teach me how to kiss.”

… What?

At that moment Du Ze wondered, is it possible that in some unknown time, he will have to sell himself?

Du Ze was still bewildered when Xiu took out the space ring. A gray light flashed and an oval stone appeared in his hand. It was the auction item that Heidi bought and sent over to the protagonist. Xiu handed the stone egg to Du Ze and smiled.

“This is what you wanted.”

******

******

I’ll get it for you if you want it.

So rely on me a little more, so there is a little more *.

Whether it’s money, fame, or anything else.

I’ll be all you *.

– [black box]

(TN: The asterisks were there in the original, signifying something. It’s up to you to fill in the blanks.)

********

The author has something to say:

Reader: Protagonist, you little devil!

Protagonist: Reader, you little devil!

Author: So lonely.

*******

It’s totally optional but in case you want to donate, here is the Paypal donation button:

Previous Chapter      Table of Contents      Next Chapter

  1. 嫌弃- refused, rejected, disliked
  2. Literally “let me in, can you?”
  3. 磨人的小妖精 – it seems to be an idiom with no real fixed meaning. It depends on the context. It can mean Meng (cute), “sticky” (clingy), naughty, seductive, mischievous, etc. Literally “like a little spirit (fairy or even goblin).” I think “little devil” is the best English approximation.
  4. Maybe change it to “weak in the knees”

43 thoughts on “Chapter 29.2 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love”

  1. So I am kinda sad about this chapter. If read in companion with the last two or three, you get such a longing feeling from Xiu. Like he’s madly in love with Du Ze, and trying to work out what it means exactly, and trying to shoe it to Du Ze, but he doesn’t understand since he’s taken the reader aproach to everything that is happening. The last two chaps, the one with the black box and the one with The SceneTM (no I am not crying), made me change my view on this story as a whole. Thanks angst.
    Last chapter was truly sad and so well written and well translated! I loved everything about it.
    This chapter, although more spicy, if you will, still carries the sadness and hopelessness from the previous one. Rest in peace, Xiu’s heart. We’ll revive you once Du Ze gets over himself.
    Thank you for the translation!
    P.S.: I absolutely love the Black Boxes. For me, this chapter’s asterisks mean “dependency” and “need”.

  2. Damn it xiu… What have you done. My heart!!! Cant!!!! Stop!!!!! Beating!!! Fast!!!!! YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE ✧\(>o<)ノ✧

  3. ohhhhh gooood that “I want you to smell like me” part kills me….daaamishhh Xiu is so awesome…Ohhh aloof and dense reader just stop caring and relying so much in the plot…just fall in love with him and beggin to suffer and get anxious at perspective of losing or have his attention getting away from you…I think reader is just too spoiled by Xiu…come on Du Ze!

  4. Man why’s he teasing hes stuck in the concept of a reader viewing the story you need to be more forceful. Well it was still cute

  5. AHHHHH!!!!! It’s getting steamy!!! I understand you Author it’s okay, most of the readers here are probably lonely too 😢😢😢😢😢

    And hot damn Xiu! You sly devil!!! But that’s good! Convert Du Ze to the dark side~ 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 (coughconverthimasyourwaifucough)

    For me the asterisk in the black box meant that Xiu would provide anything for Du Ze and Du Ze should depend on him more so he could not live without Xiu or something OR Du Ze should depen on Xiu more until all Du Ze could think, do, or depend on is only Xiu.

    Ah~! This chapter was so satisfying and hot!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
    The romance is finally rolling~!

  6. Lol that last little tidbit by the author. And damn xiu can make anybody weak in the knees talking like that. Cute reader you have no choice but to teach properly!

  7. Poor Du Ze is seduced and he doesn’t even realize he’s falling right into the trap… He’s really too innocent for his own good. Thanks for the chapter <3

  8. ~(≧▽≦)/~ ~(≧▽≦)/~ ~(≧▽≦)/~

    Xiu, you black-bellied protagonist! Taking advantage of DZ’s naivete.

    The black box is so so sweet ah recently~ Am glad Xiu is now actively pursuing DZ. Just waiting for DZ to get a clue 😛 (and for Xiu to persuade DZ to ‘teach’ him more things)

  9. wait .. wait.. WAAIIIIT AAAAH MY HEART EXPLODED HAAHAHA please kisskisshughug now >\\\<)/ omg thank you veey much for this awesome and fluffy chapter x3

  10. Thank you for the chapter!!!! 😆 Oh my gosh! Xiu’s voice!! \(>\\\\\<)/ It made Du Ze all weak and I hope he will fall in love with Xiu already like how Xiu conquered that Emperor! Also, hmm…. I don't really know what to replace the asterisks for. When I tried, it sounded all weird. In addition, is it just me or is this chapter shorter than usual? 😕 Lastly, FIRST!!!! 1⃣ ……… I think.

  11. Thanks for the chapter!

    Omg even i got “d’aww” everytime Xiu said those love lines and really understanding Du Ze’s feels… With those super bishies face, low and magnetic voice, voicing those line..

    D aww, i also want my own protagoniiiisssttt!! Gimme my protagonistttt *draw circles in a corner*

  12. “Du Ze felt a deep sympathy for Xiu and grabbed his hand, trying to comfort him. Du Ze’s eyes were on fire with determination: You just need to practice more. We can try again next year.”

    Why do I feel like this is a conversation between a couple who failed getting a child?! orz 😂😂
    Thanks for the chapter BC-sama! 😘

  13. Squeee.. seriously ka-thuck – arrow to the heart

    Wow, Xiu’s seduction skills are already so high lvl lol

    Thanks for the chapter! <3 <3 <3

  14. Oh my even my heart started palpating 🙊🙊🙊🙊
    That was so swoon worthy of course our cute silly reader felt it
    Xiu is rocking it with the seduction and lines
    (I kinda want this in like a little pocket book to carry around and clutch to my heart like a maiden with a locket)

    Thank you as always for your hardwork !!!💕💕

  15. Kiss kiss hug hug!!!
    Xiu really is a little devil
    Du Ze is a silly, cute little devil

    Xiu’s pheromone is too strong

Leave a Comment - Name, email, and website are NOT required