Chapter 12.2 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love

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Chapter 12 – The way I grabbed people must be wrong!

Bone dust showered Du Ze’s face. The shockwave blew him off his feet. He rolled several times until he hit the bottom of the pyramid. He struggled to get up and, when he saw what had happened, Du Ze’s blood ran cold.

The female’s meter and a half-long and two inches wide sword was thrust into Xiu’s waist. Most of it was now behind his back. Black blood was dripping down before evaporating. Even with such a grievous injury, Xiu’s eyes were still bright, the blue soul flames blazing. The Lich used his body to hold the sword in place. He did not hesitate. Summoning a spirit of despair, the Lich put his hand on her forehead – the summoned spirit will rend her mind and destroy her utterly.

However, the grey spirit just flowed out from the female soldier’s head. Xiu’s face was pale. Looking at the unaffected female soldier, he said, voice low and grating, “… Puppet.”1

“You found out?” Frank walked over to Xiu and stood beside him, patting the female soldier proudly. “This is my best work, Mia.”

Mia heard Frank’s praise and smiled shyly. Looking at her, who would believe that this lively woman warrior is just a mechanical puppet?2 The plague magic wouldn’t affect her and the Lich can’t rip out her soul because she has no soul at all. Inanimate machines have always been the bane of the undead.

Xiu suddenly stretched out his hand to try to attack Frank but Mia was wise to his tricks and pulled out the sword. Once the sword was withdrawn, Xiu could not hold on and fell to his knees, coughing up black blood. Frank paused and stared at the black blood that was quickly vaporizing.

A drop of black blood flew past him.

Frank’s power forced a drop of blood to take shape and fly towards his palm. He cautiously took the drop of blood, put it near his nose, and sniffed. The next moment, the small figure trembled in excitement.

“This is the scent of gnome! 30,000 years! I’m Frank, I didn’t expect to see my fellow countryman again. The father did not abandon the gnome -”

Frank was thrilled, looking at Xiu as though he was a long-lost relative, saying “I am Frank Steelskin, the gnome’s god of forging! What is your relationship with the gnomes?”

Xiu was silent, refusing to respond. His dim, gloomy eyes were hostile. Frank didn’t care about Xiu’s resentment but he frowned at the death aura that was wrapped around Xiu’s body. “Your undead aura is too strong.”

Under the angel’s disbelieving gaze, Frank bit his finger, squeezed out a drop of red-gold blood, and placed it in the struggling Xiu’s eye.

Once the red-gold blood was absorbed by Xiu’s body, Frank gestured at Mia to let go of Xiu.

The Lich fell to the ground and curled up in pain. Xiu felt as though hot magma had been poured into his body. He felt full, as if he was going to explode. The pain began to paralyze his mind and his vision blurred. The whole world seemed to sway left and right and lurch up and down.

What he didn’t know was that the world really was shaking. The metal pyramid, which had stood silent for thousands of years, began to awaken. It had restructured itself. The tip of the triangle was gone; the pyramid turned into a trapezoid and revealed its interior. A straight path leading inside appeared.

Jolted by the shaking of the earth, Frank couldn’t believe what was happening. “Why is it activated?”

“How could anyone, apart from the gnome race, activate it -”

The only one unaffected was Xiu who was writhing in pain.

The pain was incredible, as if his body was being torn apart. It was similar to when he had been captured by the Temple of Light’s knights, when the nail had pierced his body and his flesh and blood melted away. It wasn’t just the pain of the body, but also the feeling of despair when he had been abandoned by everyone. He opened his eyes in a trance and looked around hopelessly. He didn’t know what he wanted to see. Daniel poised to attack? Enoch’s3 ice-cold glare? Rose’s panic-stricken gaze?

Then he raised his head and looked into black eyes like cold, deep pools – he saw his reflection in these eyes many times. The skeleton, human form, evil, intolerable,4 … each time, the eyes are cold and indifferent, but it is the kind of unchanging aloofness that makes him feel calm and comforted.

– Regardless of how he changes, that person always look at him like this and will not change … very good.

du ze's eyes
Xiu reflected in Du Ze’s eyes. Probably a hallucination and not real. The left mirror image is a skeleton, the right is Xiu’s human form. If you can’t see this image then you should read the story the translator’s website at BC Novels.

When the female soldier removed the sword from Xiu’s body, Du Ze was horrified. He couldn’t hear what they were saying but it looked like they were about to kill the protagonist. The story of “Mixed Blood” was going to come to an end because the reader suggested that they leave the Lost Land early and they met a miniBOSS! The protagonist was defeated, the story ended – this is not the ending that he saw in the Time Corridor, that lying tramp!5

The angry reader resolved that from now on, the one to “check the water meter”6 will no longer be Ye Zhi Qiu, but Du Ze.7

Du Ze started to go all out looking for a way to save the protagonist. With his frail otaku8 body, Du Ze can’t possibly fight the others. He can only resort to using the magic of plot spoilers. The metal pyramid behind him was the only thing he could use right now. After reading “Mixed Blood,” naturally he knew how to activate the pyramid. But if he activates it, how will this change affect the events of “Mixed Blood?”

However, seeing that the protagonist has fallen down, Du Ze gritted his teeth and put a hand on the metal pyramid’s surface, drawing a line on some of the black grooves etched on the surface of the metal. Even though it might mess up the plot, the most important thing now is to save the protagonist.

The black grooves that Du Ze drew across lit up until a complete pattern was formed. The ground began to quiver and the metal pyramid, which had stood silent for thousands of years, began to awaken. The small fellow and the angel’s attention was instantly attracted. Du Ze took this opportunity to go to Xiu’s side. He saw the protagonist, who was curled up on the ground, suddenly look up and stare at him.

“… ?”

Du Ze to the rescue
Du Ze to the rescue.

The young one always speaks to me when my headphones have betrayed me!

Du Ze couldn’t pay attention to this problem during an emergency and directly grabbed Xiu to carry him into the pyramid. He felt as though they had never run so fast before! Perhaps it’s the legendary adrenaline rush, but Xiu was surprisingly very light and seemed to become lighter and lighter as they ran. And why did he not forget to take the doujinshi with him?

Then Frank and the angel discovered that Du Ze had fled with Xiu. The gnome god shouted, “Halt!” The order carried with it an invisible compulsion. The god’s words had a strong spiritual pressure – as long as they are not gods, the ones who hear it will be unable to shrug off the strain. The angel was unable to stand, but, to their shock, Du Ze continued to cheerfully run away with Xiu, not affected in the slightest by the god’s invincible might.

The headphones are on strike, please redial the number later. Even if Du Ze had heard Frank’s “halt” he would have said that the wind was too loud for him to hear anything. By the time Frank and the angel reacted, Du Ze had sprinted into the pyramid like a runaway horse.

After entering the pyramid, Du Ze and Xiu were transported to the uppermost layer of the pyramid. From their position, they could look down at the continental passage9 at the bottom of the pyramid. It was a huge eye that had been buried inside the metal pyramid for tens of thousands of years. Even though they were in a hurry to escape, Du Ze was awed by the magical scene. This was the “space eye” that connects the continent’s positive and negative sides.

Du Ze snapped back to his senses, pulled Xiu to his side, and jumped down with him. The only way to get rid of their pursuers is to enter the space eye which will randomly transfer them to a place on the opposite side of the continent.

Behind them, Frank and the angel can only watch helplessly as the two were swallowed up by the space eye. They stayed on top of the pyramid for a time before Frank spoke. “Let’s go back, we can’t find them.”

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Du Ze took a long time to wake up. His first impulse was to check the protagonist because he was afraid that the space eye had separated them. When he saw the familiar black robe, Du Ze breathed a sigh of relief, then he turned as still as a statue.10

The black robe was spread over the ground and loosely wrapped around a small figure. A gnome who looks like a 12 year old human was laying in the black robe, his eyes closed. His flax-colored short hair fell back to reveal a pair of pointed gnome ears. His skin is so pink that it makes people want to pinch it.

Du Ze … Du Ze took off his eyeglasses, cleaned the lenses with the hem of his shirt, then put them back on.

The sleeping youth with the flaxen hair has a pure, innocent11 face that looks totally different to the Lich’s pale, sombre face.

… The way I grabbed people must be wrong!

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They said, “If you want to journey across the sky, we can make a spaceship for you.”

They said, “If you want to explore the ocean, we can make a submarine for you.”

They said, “If you want to roam around the earth, we can make a combat tank for you.”

They said, “Hey, you’re so tall!”

They said, “We will be much more, because we are Gnomes.”12

– excerpt from “Mixed Blood: Gnome Poetry”

The author has something to say;

Reader: The way I grabbed people must be wrong! Whose family does this child belong to! @author

Author: My family, you must become part of my family quickly … What do you think? @protagonist

Protagonist: … Come here. @reader

 

gnome shota
I don’t normally put lots of images but I couldn’t resist. Xiu transformed from goth hottie to cute shota. *insert emoticon of cupid shooting the arrow of love into my heart*

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  1. 傀儡 it’s actually puppet but I want to translate it as “robot.”
  2. I will be using mechanical puppet and robot interchangeably.
  3. 伊诺 (yi nuo) is either Eno, Gino, Ino, or something. I choose Enoch for now.
  4. The word used was actually “unbearable” 不堪 meaning either unbearable pain, exhaustion, or “can’t stand it.” I believe the actual English equivalent is intolerable but there are many different possible meanings.
  5. Some untranslatable stuff here since it’s literally “pit father” but meaning “liar.”
  6. Scammers (and the police) commonly try to enter a house saying “we’re here to check the water meter.”
  7. This is super hard to translate. Literally, Qiu has been going house to house, “checking water meters” (scamming or annoying people/fans) but now Du Ze wants to be the one to check water meters. I think the meaning is that Du Ze wants to take over the script of the novel from Qiu.
  8. 宅男 = otaku.
  9. The way to the other side of the continent.
  10. Literally “he solidified.”
  11. The original said “harmless.”
  12. This is the reason why I translated the race as gnome. Here the author put the a parenthesis with the word “Gnome” in English.

36 thoughts on “Chapter 12.2 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love”

  1. Thank you for your hard work!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
    I can only imagine how difficult it is to decipher and translate all those idioms into something comprehensible… and this novel seems to have especially a lot >-<

    Regarding the taste/flavor of gnome, I saw that the raws used 'weidao' and it's often used to mean taste but it can also mean smell depending on context, so i think it can go either 'wei' (haha get it?)

    1. Yes, the context is what really matters. Sometimes the idioms don’t make sense unless you know the context. I changed it to scent.

  2. Kekek, DZ grab the wrong one. Trololol. No wonder he thought that Xiu become lighter. >.<
    JK, i know it still Xiu but it soo funny whne he ask the author which family this child came from. .

  3. Haha I never comment but this story is really good. There is absolutely no way that I’m losing interest. Btw I created an account just to say, I love your work! 😍

  4. I really love this story and I’ve been reading daily since I’ve discovered it. And even though I have whole monologues to say, I’m actually a really Very shy person. BL has been my whole life, so I’ve grown accustomed to the genre’s tropes/ plots/ psychology & character motivation etc. and get Really excited to point out a pattern I see or a derivation from the norm. I often tend to just blurt out all the unfiltered moe feels I’m having in the comments and I never think that what I’m saying is super accurate or anything. But then I thought, maybe I was expressing myself in the wrong way, being offensive or simply being really annoying with my long-winded comments and just kind of… Stayed in the self-appointed dog house just in case;;;; I don’t want to be a problem child so I chilled out on commenting. But I want you to know I support you 100% and appreciate all the hard work you’ve gone through to share this wonderful story! Thank you so much for all the updates❤

  5. This makes me scream right now because he’s just so cute as a Gnome!!! He is totally handsome and sexy as a Lich but so innoccent and cute looking as a Gnome!!! Can’t wait to see him transform again XD
    Also great chapter! I loved it!!!! (>//w//<)

  6. Xiu-gnome so cute!!!
    *Xiu-gnome experiments with his new powers on Du Ze*
    Yep, still evil… XD

    Thank you VERY MUCH for all your hard work!!!!

  7. Thank you so much for the chapter! This is one of my favourite WN’s right now (and by god, a rare yaoi at that!) and I really appreciate the work you put into translating it as well as putting the pictures up 😀

  8. “The author has something to say”‘s section is the best! Protagonist even tagged the reader lol!
    BTW the sleeping dwarf looks so cute and innocent, perhaps his demeanor will change for the better as well compared to the lich! And DZ did come to the rescue so their relationship should get even better! Thanks, I can’t wait for the next chapters! <3

  9. Aw the protagonist is so cute in gnome form♥♥♥ i’m impatient to see how the hot scenes with the reader will unfold(…hehehhe). Thank you for the chapter, as for me the translation is clear and well structured as always♥
    I love the images though, espaecially the last one( sooooo cute)

  10. Don’t worry. Definitely not losing interest in this novel, but I’ve never been much of a commenter. Thanks for the chapter! Xiu as a gnome is so cute

  11. Thanks for the chapter!
    Don’t really like to comment, so I don’t do it usually. But don’t despair! The story is getting more and more interesting! ))))

  12. Wait just a second. A few chapters ago the author wrote in the notes:
    Protagonist: Come here.
    Reader: The wind is too loud, I cannot hear.
    Protagonist: … Eight races tonight.
    Reader: Eight!!! Your sister!
    Author: What do you mean? (Pure Face)
    I totally cant imagine the protag in dwarf form doing something like that to our pure little boy!

    1. Lol I didn’t think about that until you pointed it out…. XD
      Thanks for the chapter! (this shall count as my comment)

  13. ehm. Well, the reason why people are not commenting might by that they are not very sure about their English. That is my case… BUT thank you very much for the chapters and for the pace that you keep releasing chapters. I will comment more! I love the story and Du Ze is just sooo cute 🙂 Thanks

  14. I usually don’t comment unless I have something to say, but seeing things from another point of view, more comments it is!

    I think you should focus on making the writing flow nicely in English rather than keeping the original word for word. Most translators seems to do the former but I find it has the opposite effect when I have to read footnotes to understand something. All languages have slang and idioms that lose their meaning when translated, it’s really better to substitute them. My immersion in a novel is more broken by having to read an explanation than an English meme. That’s just my opinion though~

    I’m just loving Du Ze’s hearing aid giving out at the worst (best) moments~

    1. Thanks for the feedback. I try to substitute English words/phrases most of the time but I’m not actually that good at English memes, lol.

    1. I died of laughter, especially since it caused him to ignore the gnome gods command! Lucky lucky~

  15. Thank you for the chapter!!!! 😆 I knew it!!!! That woman is a robot!!!!!

    Also, Xiu turned into a gnome huh…. The blood of that god must have forced Xiu to turn into a gnome. Just like how that nail turned Xiu into an undead. I remember before that in the story, he can turn into any form he wants but turning into them because of blood, that nail thing, and such will be kind of too inconvenient. I’m pretty sure that since he doesn’t know how to transform into other forms so those objects are just forcing his change until he finally knows how to do it.

    In addition, I think the reason why there are few comments right now is because summer is ending and people are busy with their work and school. I think they don’t have time to read right now or they are too busy to comment or something. I don’t think anyone is losing interest because in the previous comments from a few chapters ago, there were lots of people who were commenting and were interested in it. Additionally, from what I read in this chapter’s comments, there are people who have finish binge reading this story and catch up.

    So, I’m pretty sure there are new readers who started to read this because it is interesting. So, don’t worry. Everyone is just busy and such so they don’t have time to read and comment. For me, I still don’t have school yet so I can still read and comment.

  16. Thank you for the chapter!
    Grab the mc, they said.
    It would be fun, they said. XD
    Ah, I can’t wait for the next one! I wonder when will Xiu realize that Du Ze can’t hear without his gadget.

  17. HAHAHAHA HE TURNED INTO A SHOTA HAHAHAHAH

    thanks for the chapter! I like Du Ze he’s really proactive lmfao.

  18. Thank you for the chapter!

    Congratulations DZ, you just unlock the third race! He is a shotaaaaa.

    Omg i actually remember author’s about “eight race” things before. And wow shota topping DZ *nosebleed*

  19. …welp, robot girl…why not?

    Ah… what a time for the headphones to stop working… so they were friendly? (Ish?) I’m really worried that frank gave up the chase… if a god is hesitant to follow them… Du Ze, I hope you know what you’re doing….

    So the trigger for transformation is some stimulation from each race? That undead nail thing to turn into a lich, blood from the gnome god(?!) to turn into a gnome… so he could have turned into angel form too? Not sure how it works… sounds painful though… if he needs to do this every time he wants to switch forms, it’s going to be difficult… wonder what turns him back human though…

    1. I think the reason Frank gave up was because the eye will take them to a “random” location on the other side of the continent which means even if Frank jumped in after them, he would not end up in the same location. So there is no point following them since they could be anywhere in the negative side of the continent. It’s more about the chase being pointless rather than the place being dangerous. I hope my explanation makes sense.

  20. Holy! XD cuuuutee~! Xiu became even more moe!!! And the reaction Xiu gave when he gazed into Du Ze’s eyes! Please give us more of those fluffy scenes!!! >u<
    Thank you so much for translating this! Thank you for the hard work! I just recently read this and i'm already hooked! So imma just wait in the corner for updates~ ^u^

  21. I just found this novel and hungrily read all the chapter in one go >-<

    Thanks for your awesome work translating this and I can wait for more !

  22. I’m not a shota-con, but D’aaawwwwwwwwww~
    Also, I should have guessed that she wasn’t real when I was reading the manhua. I just thought that X was super weak haha.

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