Chapter 4.1 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love

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Chapter 4.1 – Reader: meow ~

When he was safe at home, this loser often wished to save the world = opportunity = dream = a group of Bai Fu Mei (white, rich and beautiful) girls waiting for him = a group of Gao Fu Shuai (tall, rich and handsome) men waiting to become close friends. (Hey, stranger things have happened.)

But for Du Ze right now, experiencing this world crossing is a tragedy. After seeing the two moons hanging in the sky, Du Ze is one hundred percent sure that this place is no longer his world. If he were to cross into a modern parallel world, then that would still be okay. As a computer science student, he has a chance to survive. As for a futuristic, science fictional world, it’s also good. But if he goes back to ancient times, he can only rely on evolutionary history to live on. Not to mention that Du Ze’s skill in programming is useless since this ancient world does not even have computers. If he wanted to make a computer, with only one person this is impossible.

In addition, since he has a severe case of myopia, if he lost his glasses then he was dead. On the other hand, Du Ze quietly touched his ears, he also has a headset with an eye-catching dark blue color with a trendy design. It’s his hearing aid.

Can anyone answer him, if there is no electricity, then a deaf, short-sighted, and short guy like him, how could he survive in this ancient world …?

– Look, a hidden weapon!

– Can’t see.

– Listen, there are footsteps!

– Can’t hear QAQ!

So, if you make a survey, “who does not want to get transported into an ancient world?” Du Ze is certainly number one, no one can compare to him.

And also if you ask “who will be the fastest to die in ancient times?” Du Ze obviously remains number one, there is still no one who can be compared to him.

Just thinking about his future, Du Ze pushed up his glasses, seemingly calm, but he was panicking inside … he started to read the doujinshi again.

This is simply will not work! What connection does this crossing have with this reader? So, hurry and bring him back, ah!

However, Du Ze flipped the pages back and forth dozen of times but he still could not go back to his own room. Du Ze’s trembling hands closed the book. Looking around, he had the feeling of being betrayed.

Du Ze wants to cry.

Physically and mentally exhausted, Du Ze was forced to accept the fact that he had crossed over into another world and cannot return. Du Ze began to look around, analyzing his surroundings.

In front of his eyes lies a large plain, below his feet is not common soil, but a kind of transparent crystal that looks like ice. Du Ze bowed his head. He can see through the transparent floor where there is a blue sky and white clouds below his feet… yes, it was a blue sky and white clouds.

It looks like he is stepping on the sky through a thin layer of ice. In the distance, the sunny sky gradually turns orange, changing from midday to twilight, until the night and day skies intersect at the horizon.

The sky above his head was dark, with thousands of sparkling stars. Two moons were hanging in the sky, one purple and one gold. In the distance, the sky was slowly changing from midnight to dawn until they intersected in the horizon. The four corners were empty. It’s hard to distinguish a direction. There only one thing that can be used as landmark, a large light column that rose to the sky.

Ice crystal floor, an upside down sky, two moons, and a beam of light…

Du Ze: Why does this image seem so familiar?

He knows this place, but he just can’t find it in his memories… It’s like when something is at the tip of his tongue and he can almost remember it, but not quite.

Du Ze put that thought aside for now since he can’t remember why this scenery is familiar. Maybe later he will remember. Du Ze quietly looked at the endless empty space. Now he knows how the male lead in “Shadow World1” felt. The first sentence that popped into this head was: This is really a barren land, ah! Not even a single blade of grass or an ant could be seen!

Q: What does this mean?

A: If there is nothing, then what can he eat!

This is a very standard problem. In order to not become the first person transported into another world who died because of hunger, Du Ze decided to start moving. Not having a real destination in mind, and since there were no landmarks except for the column of light, Du Ze headed in that direction. He just wanted to find a place where there are people. The language barrier is not that important, his priority right now is: Food ==+

Du Ze’s moral integrity was shattered.

As he walked, the sky turned from dark to light. This place has day and night skies, the two of them revolving around the sky. The starry night sky that was directly above Du Ze before has moved down to his feet while the blue sky is now above. Du Ze did not see any creatures along the way and the landscape was still silent.

Distressed, Du Ze looked at the headphones in his hand. When he was transported into this world he had not received any advance warning and the headphones’ battery only had enough power for half a day so now it has no energy at all.

Find a charger.

Find a charging station.

Find food.

Du Ze rubbed his empty stomach and looked at the column of light that was still far away. He suddenly remembered the old saying: it looks very close but it is far away.2

Either he would die of exhaustion or starvation, there seemed to be no other choices.

The situation being what it is, Du Ze has no other choice, he can only reluctantly put his headphones into his pocket, grit his teeth and continue to walk. However after walking from day to night, the four corners are still empty, the column of light is still far away, and the already bitter reader became even more bitter. However, perhaps due to excessive hunger, Du Ze no longer feels hunger pangs.

Walk and take a little rest, walk and take a long rest, walk till tired, and directly lying on the crystal floor to sleep, wake up and continue to walk toward the like beam, he’s been going on like this for what feels like forever. After repeating this for four to five days, Du Ze discovered something very unusual. A person who does not eat or drink can live up to five days. From the time when Du Ze crossed over, he had not eaten rice or drunk any water but he is still able to walk. Along the way, sometimes he feels hunger and thirst, but after some time the hunger and thirst will eventually disappear.

Is this the legendary golden finger? Looks like the great god is not very reliable, giving him a legendary cheat, but… don’t be so random, ah! Giving a skill also should have a name, ah! I’m begging you, please leave me a user guide!

Because the great god did not give him the user manual for the golden finger, the reader can only do his own research. Du Ze stopped for a while then began to explore his “skill.” Anyway, within half hour he will start to feel hungry. Considering his stomach problem, his golden finger should relate to physical strength.

The first experiment was strength. Looking at the empty space around him, the only thing available is the crystal layer below his feet. But he didn’t know how hard it is, so even if he is able to break the crystal, he has no frame of reference.

Therefore, Du Ze is very happy to choose his only companion: I choose, You!!3

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The doujinshi. Reading this book triggered Du Ze’s crossing over into another world. If you are not reading this at BC novels then you are missing these interesting illustrations.

Du Ze, holding the book with his two hands on each side, suddenly –

“Rip -”

“!!!”

The silent doujinshi laughed at the unlucky reader who is jumping up and down in pain while holding his fingers.

Ouch!  The skin of his finger was torn,  Q 口 Q !

This act ended with the reader’s resentment towards his book companion soaring.

For his speed, reaction, and other physical tests, Du Ze can only use two words to sum up the results: ha ha.

Once upon a time, there was a reader who was transported into another world. He had a golden finger. That cheat was not power or martial arts skills, but… to never feel hungry.

Your mother, what golden finger?! This is a golden monkey! Useless… _(:3」∠)_

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  1. Title of a film.
  2. 望山跑死马, a literary allusion to “Journey to the West.”
  3. This line is a reference to pokemon: I choose you, Pikachu!!.

10 thoughts on “Chapter 4.1 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love”

  1. Oh my god! Im so loving this novel and its humor 😆 thank u for sharing it to us~ and du ze, as a frequently broke person, i envy u for having that golden (stomach) skill u know hahah

  2. If it was possible to transmigrate into another world by reading yaoi dj, I would surely be transmigrated a long time ago 😀 Thanks for translation! 🙂

  3. I like your way of ensuring readers come to your site even if people steal your translations.
    Thanks for the update.

  4. Lol! 😂 So he can never feel hungry as his cheat huh~! Also, is he going to meet the main lover yet?! I can’t wait for the part where he says “Meow~!” and kisses the ML/Xiu! Anyways, thank you for part 1! 😆

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