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Chapter 65: This Friend Circle is Really a Mess
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Reika’s Notes:
- This chapter is by Yan of BC Novels.
- I almost died laughing when Tianlang-Jun walked in on them. Not to mention his belated realization at the end of the chapter that there were actually three people at that time.
- So Zhuzhi-Lang understands the pain of lovesickness?
- Liu Qingge arrived! I’m so excited!
- Please let me know if there are errors. Thanks for reading!
HAHA Tianlang-Jun is the mood!
This is just sooo damn funny lmao XDDDDD this whole family is nuts lmao I’m done XDDDDD
Poor SQQ is reputation is unsolvable at this point. LMAO this is just just too much now the weirdo father think he as done a treesome LMAO… i just can’t stop laughting
Ajhhh I cant hahaha i feel really sorry for lang and. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Papapa. Everyone throught. Papapa every second. When we can count the amount of time they kiss on one hand 😭
“Papapa”
jahsgsha i still can’t get over this😂😭
Lordy. Boss daddy thinks it was a 3p with his nephew and son. Lol
Lordy. He has a wild imagination and extremely dirty mind, a fudanshi indeed haha
He is a man of culture😌
It’s ironic how the demons rarely use their emotions in a romantic way but that old TianLiang Jun and ZZL keeps thinking about LBH and SQQ in every romantic way possible
Damn now he thinks they’re in a threesome
Also ngl I ship zzl and sqq as well as lqg and sqq
Liu Qingge is truly extraordinary. How did he even know!?
Omg, that scene in the tent was hilarious!
Thank you for translating! I really appreciate all your hard work!
His body was blocking the blankets that Luo Binghe was hiding in, and Shen Qingqiu was half on top of him, completely covering Luo Binghe’s hand, which was gripping Zhuzhi-Lang’s vital gate1 tightly. Such a chaotic position, coupled with the floating curtains around the bed, really made it difficult to tell that there was a third person there, at least for a short while.
LUL LUL LUL HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OH ZZL this is just pure torture but I can’t stop laughing. This reader applauds your character in this chap.
P.S: Big Daddy TLJ is deadly yet a thirsty fujoshi. You and your imagination ah😂😂😂😂
Idiots- they’re all idiots. I can’t 😂
I can’t with this chaptet. LMFAO… Tlj..your highness…u gotta stop going to the human world ..like..seriously!! Also, since you were so impressed by LQG, just take him and make another ballad about you two. XD
Have to say, LQG and ZZL are my two favorite characters. But TLJ is just too hilarious, right up there w/ Airplane bro, if this demon lord chuuni keeps it up, he’s might get placed above QCM Sect Leader bro, who’s also got a special place.
Also really like NYY, you know what? I just love most of the characters here. They’re all such great bros and sisters to one another (well to ones they’re loyal to anyways).
TLJ is too much. Why are YOU of ALL people goes assuming they had a threesome??? I can’t even take this demon lord seriously 🤣🤣🤣
I’m jealous of Shen Qingqiu, can I at least get Liu Qingge? hahahahaha LOL
Hello mods! Thanks for the great work so far – if you guys are still looking for translators i may be able to help out 🙂
After Orochimaru, Zhuzhi Lang is my favorite snake
HAHAHA I love LBH’s dad, he’s terribly funny!!!!
TLJ: t..threesome?!?!?
Liu Qingge: hey you forget someone??
TLJ: :O
…this is the terrifying demon king the sects struggle to seal? I guess he is terrifying in some ways…
SQQ be like: WTF is wrong with these people (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
The 命门 acupoint is illustrated here (giving link as I can’t upload the graphics here) … http://m.jingluoxuewei.com/yaobubeibu/12.html
it is in the small of the back
Thanks, I never knew that. 🙂
Omg this chapter is so funny🤣 thanks for translating! Can’t wait for the next chapter🥰😍
Lol. TLJ sure has a wild imagination. It’s even worse than ZZL’s. 😂
Lol what a string of misunderstandings hahaha.. Thank you very much for the chapter!!!~ 🙇🙇🙇🙇
Life of gate????
Is that what i’m thinking? Lol
Btw, TLJ is life lol
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
OMG! LiuShen LiuShen~
Soo majestic. And the implications of threesome. 😂
“In order for Master Shen to lessen the pain of lovesickness, you two had to meet secretly in the middle of the night. Even though it would inevitably tarnish your reputation, it is still excusable.”
Oh you sweet snake child…seems your uncle got you into bingqiu shipping hell with him.
I love how LBH got irritated because SQQ swooned a little over LQG coming to his rescue, and then LQG just dropped everything to shout ‘hey’ at SQQ. Surrounded by demon monsters and he’s just thoroughly distracted. Everyone gets distracted by SQQ. The protagonist’s harem-accumulating aura glitched and transferred to him, I swear.
Thanks for the chapter!!! <3
*sucks in a deep breath*
EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON SQQ!!!!
And that fam is just like, “Wtf is WRONG with all of you???????????!!!!!”
Ahhh gods, this is so funny. I swear, the more Shizun protests, the more the characters imagine he is doing it with everyone! He’s just like, “I’M STILL JUST TRYING NOT TO DIE KTHNXBYE!”
So effing funny. Seriously.
THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME TRANSLATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P S. Is the Gate of Life his….you know what?
This made my day! Lol! Why does it always end up along those lines? Why not make it foursome XD Though I’m still rooting for LBH, still can’t help my self giggling at TLJ’s words. This is becoming more of a comedy. Hehe.
And being mocked down to lord of the 98 battles? Poor LQG.
Thanks for the update!
O loved this chapter. Thank You so so much!!!! 😀
Hahahaha TLJ! As if your not-so-beloved son would deign to share Shizun with anyone (pity… LBH x Shizun x LQG would be so hot). Will TLJ then proceed to think LBH+LQG+ZZL/Shizun? 😂😂 Someone’s been listening to too much Resentment of Chunshan.
Lol in this novel everyone is contributing to the harmony of the world lol
*”Zhuzhi-Lang, look at his face. Looking at his cold scowling expression really makes me happy…”*
Why? Maybe because it actually reminds Tianlang-jun of Su Xiyan~
Oh how devoted Liu Qingge is!
Any chance SQQ gets a break to cement his feelings with LBH? Not just big boss villain interrupting, Zhang L interrupting; don’t even finish the interruptions and yet another interruption. Liu Quingge, how did he get here? Didn’t they say it was thousands of miles and very difficult? Aiyiyi…this is my soap opera drama for sure.
I feel like there are so many layers…. First that TLJ was like “you do you” when walking in on what he thought was a sexacapade, second that ZZL understands the pangs of true love (who is he in love with????), third that TLJ apparently always defaults to sex as the explanation, and fourth that LQG is here and I’m pretty sure his goal is not to save SQQ but rather to beat him up. Thanks for the chapter!
:3:3:3 what a great way to start off the day XD thanks for the chapter!
Aaaaaah! Was SQQ still half naked when he came outside?Poor LQQ, I bet he was speechless,lol.TLJ and ZZL are hilarious. They are more like comic relief than villains.
Sure they are comical but they are certainly unequivocally evil.
LIUSHEN LIUSHEN LIUSHEN RIGHTS!!! SHIZUN HAS TWO HANDS!! ONE FOR LBH ONE FOR LQG!!!
also TLJ has such a dirty mind omg…. though tbf it is so very easy to misinterpret that entire…. situation.
zzl seriously has awful circumstances omfg.. RIP good pure snake boy /praying hands emoji
also tlj/zzl otppppppp
this chapter has EVERYTHING we deserve
tlj walking in and saying “don’t mind me, please continue” like ??? does he want them to fuck on the bed in front of him??? CALM DOWN DAD
lbh choking zzl out who then covers for them because he understands true love????????? THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE
MY GUY LQG RIDING IN TO SAVE THE DAY?????!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also “hey”?? “hEY”??????? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY????????????? HE’S BEEN DEAD FOR FIVE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFESS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and finally… la piece de resistance…tlj realizing that there were three people in the bed and the Look on his face when he realizes…. i can’t see his face but i can see the Look, he’s like “i knew my subordinate was gay but not TWO dicks gay??????” anyways i’ve died
I lost it at “CALM DOWN DAD!”
😁😁😁😁😁
It’s funny you mention 2 dicks because snakes indeed have 2 dicks called hemipenis XD
Seriously tho, the dad be WILDIN
Tianlang-Jun is just like us. A yaoi shipper 😂💪
Thank you for the chapter!
Its a threesome, soon it’ll evolve once again..
Whoa! Luo binghe is really strong with the force
I can’t… poor 🐍-boy doesn’t deserve to be manhandled like that. An why is this whole world trying to play matchmaker for SQQ and LBH? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the update!
Cause there are people like us swiping their card like mad who are paying for the points 😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 in bed amen.
Papa TLJ is a real pervert and has questionable taste in music! His son would be spitting blood if he understood exactly what he was implying… any sort of threesome or more with his beloved Shizun would make him crazy in all kinds of nasty ways!
There is absolutely no way that this kid would ever allow such a thing to happen, Harem is a strict No No! I can imagine LB standing before Shizuns Many fans shouting “Come at me! I will take you all on!” and Papa TLJ will misunderstand and think some kind of Roman Orgy action will be added to that ballad 😀 Caligula LB lol
LB is in “Protect Shizuns (Chrysanthemum) Life mode” even though he is the main threat to said (Chrysanthemum) life… I gotta say I really like Papa TLJ… he comes up with some really weird things lol… even though he is an open book, happily sharing every hilarious thought! … I still want a Pov of Papa TLJ 😀
So who is the 2nd person that came to Rescue Shizun lol 😛 LB full on rage mode! FIGHT ME!! COME AT ME BRO!
~Reika: I removed the links since those are filtered by my comment plugin.
This Friend Circle is Really a Mess – never were truer words spoken! XD
Thanks a million for the translation, I couldn’t stop giggling the whole time I was reading it!
This chapter was way too funny. I laughed out loud with the misunderstandings, haha. SQQ has gained the Insatiable Lover’s reputation. Haha.
LQG comes to the rescue!! And ‘Shen Qingqiu waved at him’ Seriously? You should cry of happiness or something, well the LQG’s ‘Hey’ wasn’t much better.
Thanks for the chapter!
yes! the tsun white knight has finally arrived~
sorry LBH, but even though i know it wont happen im a fierce LQ fan !
what about SQQs arm though? if ZZL didnt finish the treatment, will it overgrow while theyre escaping? not to mention he has the without a cure again, i guess its just his fate to always have at least one arm out of commission :T
thank you for translation
And the misunderstandings of varying degrees continue to abound 😂
Thanks for the great translation Yan!
Am I the only one that thinks about possibility of SQQ finaly breaking calm demeanor and like loosing it all? “Nope, we DID NOT do that! No threesome! No any activities! How the F*CK did we end up with this?!”
And let us welcome our in-universe capitan of this ship!
Tianlang jun thinks its zhuzhi x shizun but also likes shizun x binghe ♥♥♥
But it turns out that it was zhuzhi x shizun x binghe (灬♥ω♥灬)
Now that liu qingge is here he will think its zhuzhi x shizun x binghe x liu (/ω＼)
But i think zhuzhi x tianlang jun is much better ( secretly ships them )
Airplane bro n mobei jun r the only couple who r not here, i miss them ~~\(T ^ T)/
Liu Qingge you little tsundere, I missed you so much! ❤️ SQQ is really sought-after person 😅 I hope TLJ would ship SQQ with LQG too ~ ~
Thank you for the chapter!
TLJ i love you we chunshan shippers really share one braincell ugh i love. I adoreee ZZL and LQG and seeing them being so dumb makes me so happy lmaoooo, xizhi-lang straight up said lovesickness with his whole chest we love a supportive, sensitive man. I can’t wait to see more shizun and binghe interactions too binghe has been so jealous im BLESSED oof thank you for the translation!!
“Shen Qingqiu was half on top of him, completely covering Luo Binghe’s hand, which was gripping Zhuzhi-Lang’s vital gate1 tightly.”
I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU MEANT A DIFFERENT VITAL BODY PART
Wow I really love TLJ this weirdo
Also LQG has arrived I love him so Much
LQG!!! 😭✨
ALSO. LMAO SO MANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS LMAOO!
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Same TTJ, I can ship them both OT3 😔🙏✨
TLJ * lmaoo
Oh my god.. this chapter is so hilarious, the Daddy is so dirty minded. he surely is a true fan of Resentment of Chunshan.
Never trust s judgement of someone who is a fan of Chunsan ballad. Their brains apparently have too many holes.
And why did I still get this feeling that ZZL is having a crush to TLJ, not just the usual respect to his uncle & commander?
Thank you for the translation..
threesome, eh? nice nice! i like the way you think.
also, LIUSHEN LIUSHEN LIUSHEN LIUSHEN LIUSHEN LIUSHEN
thanks 4 the chapter………
Maybe this is wishful thinking but I’ve always thought Zhuzhi-Lang was into Tianlang-Jun 😂
But tianlang jun wants zhuzhi x shizun XD
TLJ IS OUR PRESIDENT LMAO
Three is a crowd they say HAHAHAHAHA
This daddy of his is just funny
Thanks for the chapter!!
usually, the villain is like an unknowing catalyst to the relationship, meanwhile we have tlj avidly shipping and probably steering the damn ship really. altho, at this point i cant really call him and zzl villains anymore. zzl is more of a love rival / vinegar merchant lmfao and tlj is just, that crackhead character really
Oh my gosh TLJ! Ahahahah aldlajfjlakf
I think he broke??
Ahh I’m so excited for the upcoming chapter, thank you for the translation!!
Yep. A threesome. 8D
haha, not sure if just my mind is dirty or if Tianlang-Juns is too… xD
lol TLJ you’ve got a lot of stuff going on your brain lol
We might get along just well lol
TLJ thought they were having a frickin threesome! God bless our souls
*Little Theatre*
TLJ: *gasp!* Threesome? (๑･`▱´･๑)
SQ, LB, ZL: NO!!!! (╬⓪益⓪)
LQ: “……”
-End-
Thank you for the chapter!
Omagash, this chapter! When it’s suppose to be serious but that little misunderstanding just fked it up
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I bet SQQ is still wondering: “How the heck did a stallion harem (with LBH at the center) novel become a gay harem (with SQQ at the center)?”
Such a Fudanshi!!!!
Hahaha! Yep, they totally had a threesome 😂😂😂😂
I think TLJ has a pit in his brain after being in solitude under a mountain for so many years!
Our little sheep has to endure so much vinegar, first Zhuzhi-Lang and then Liu Qingge…
Thanks for the chapter!
TLJ is such a fanboy 😂 his mind is always in the gutter 😂and poor ZZL always gets picked on 😂 love this chapter! Thank you!
That demon king, TianLang Jun is hilarious!!!😂😂
Been refreshing this page for ages. T,T finally… Long awaited update. THANK YOU LORD 🙏🙏🙏
TLJ get your mind out of the gutter lololol