Chapter 67 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Chapter 67—A Three-Man Journey

The demon world and the human world were like two sides of a sheet of paper, existing in two different dimensions. If someone were to draw a line on one side of the paper, no matter how long they extended that line, it would never reach the other side.

However, the Heart Devil sword was able to meld these two different sides of paper into one surface.

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For example, the human continent had the Luochuan River, while the demon world had the Maigu Mountains. These two locations existed in completely different spaces. However, the original Luo Binghe had used the Heart Devil sword to connect these two worlds together. Afterward, the Maigu Mountains had been “pierced” into the middle of the Luochuan River, forming an island.

He explained a simplified version of the story to Liu Qingge. Liu Qingge furrowed his brows. “These things can really be done?”

Of course, it could be done. After all, the original Luo Binghe had succeeded! Shen Qingqiu solemnly nodded.

Liu Qingge thought for a while before finally saying, “This is no small matter. You still need evidence before you can convince everyone else.”

If he wanted proof, then there really wasn’t any. Shen Qingqiu felt his head begin to ache.

At this time, the previously silent Luo Binghe asked: “Shizun, why didn’t you ask me?”

Shen Qingqiu didn’t have a chance to respond when Liu Qingge suddenly stepped forwards, giving a cold snort.

The reasoning behind the snort was obvious. Luo Binghe was of demon blood, and had fallen out with the other sects long ago; his evil reputation spread far and wide. Under his hands, Huan Hua Palace had been transformed into an evil organization. Although the Palace was strong and flourishing under his leadership, the four great sects had long refused to acknowledge him as an ally. It had turned into a “the name remained, but the prestige had long disappeared” kind of situation.

Therefore, it was natural that he would be unable to help.

Asking him would probably make no difference…

Shen Qingqiu was naturally aware of this, but he didn’t linger on the subject. Otherwise, Luo Binghe’s fragile glass heart would probably shatter. He forced a laugh, but before he could finish, he was aware of a new weight on his shoulder.

Luo Binghe’s head lightly rested against his left shoulder.

Shen Qingqiu thought that this was another tantrum, and shook his shoulder. However, after careful observation, he realized that Luo Binghe’s eyes were tightly closed, the perfect image of peaceful sleep.

He could even sleep while standing. Wasn’t he awake and talking a moment ago?!

Shen Qingqiu reached out a hand to grasp his arm, preventing him from falling off the flying sword. Quietly, he asked: “Luo Binghe?”

There was no reaction. Pausing, Shen Qingqiu changed his voice into a lower and more gentle sound: “…Binghe?”

It was only after his name was called two times did Luo Binghe slowly open his eyes. Shen Qingqiu stared at his dazed eyes, unable to stop himself from asking, “Are you tired?”

It had only been a few days since they left the Holy Mausoleum. During that time, Luo Binghe had suffered a great number of wounds. Although he had recovered quickly, it was possible that there were side-effects. Dizziness was perhaps one of them.

Luo Binghe shook his head. “No.”

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment before turning around to face Liu Qingge, who was holding his hands together and coldly watching the scene. “Liu-shidi, when we pass the border, how about you first go ahead and return to Cang Qiong Sect? Go with our shixiongs and call together all of the other sects for a discussion.”

Liu Qingge’s two eyes widened slightly. “What about you.”

Shen Qingqiu said, “I may return a little later. Luo… Binghe, in his current state, may need a few days to recuperate to return safely.”

Liu Qingge inhaled. “I came to bring you back.”

Shen Qingqiu hesitated, while Luo Binghe remained silent. He lowered his head, looking extremely lovable and obedient.

Shen Qingqiu spoke again. “Just one night.”

Liu Qingge stared at Luo Binghe, who had nested himself behind Shen Qingqiu. Strictly, he said, “One night is also not allowed.”

Then what are we supposed to do?

One shichen1 later, the three of them passed the border and stopped in front of the doors of the largest tavern in the city.

This tavern was far from the central plains, with many people originating from a miscellaneous mix of small sects. It was rare for them to see one graceful, god-like cultivator, much less three at once who were each as handsome as the next.

Liu Qingge, grasping onto Cheng Luan, took the initiative to strut confidently through the doorstep.

The lobby was extremely beautiful, its spacious walls gleaming with light. As they entered, there was a man who immediately arrived to greet them.

Shen Qingqiu asked, “Liu-shidi, are you sure you want to accompany us?”

He had always thought of Liu Qingge as someone who placed himself above all others, who didn’t need sleep to function. Even if he were to sleep, it would be curled up within the clouds while cultivating.

Liu Qingge grasped onto his sword, coldly saying: “I wouldn’t feel at ease otherwise.2

He looked up just in time to meet eyes with Luo Binghe, who was standing behind Shen Qingqiu. Silently Luo Binghe snorted twice, his eyes looking away and his lips twisting into a smile of contempt. Liu Qingge immediately became enraged, his grip tightening on Cheng Luan until his veins turned blue.

Seeing this, Shen Qingqiu hurriedly said, “If there’s anything you have to say, say it. Don’t be angry.”

He turned around. Luo Binghe innocently blinked at him, his lips still starkly pale.

The tavern assistant smiled. “How many customers are looking for accommodation here?”

Liu Qingge ignored him and Luo Binghe looked like he would collapse at any moment. Shen Qingqiu could only step out by himself. “Yes.”

The assistant: “How many rooms are you looking for?”

Shen Qingqiu: “Three…”

Luo Binghe: “Two rooms.”

Liu Qingge’s expression was that of seeing a vicious criminal, hateful and deserving to be put to death.

Luo Binghe amicably said, “I’ll trouble you to prepare two rooms, thank you.”

Liu Qingge said, “Three rooms.”

Luo Binghe smiled, replying, “Excuse me, but who is paying?”

Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge both froze.

Shen Qingqiu’s position was obvious; he had just escaped from the heart of the demon world, so why would he carry such unnecessary items with him? Liu Qingge was even more out of the question. Someone as removed from the mortal world as him, who had only fought and killed the entire journey, would not be the kind to remember to bring money.

Luo Binghe leisurely said, “It’s me. I didn’t bring enough money. Therefore, two rooms.”

Shen Qingqiu: “…Liu-shidi, don’t argue with him.”

This kind of problem really didn’t have any other solutions. If they didn’t have enough money, it wasn’t like they could sell off Xiu Ya or Cheng Luan…

One did not know if Luo Binghe was doing this on purpose. Right now, Shen Qingqiu didn’t dare to find out the truth. With the room tablets in hand, they ascended the stairs, with Liu Qingge at the forefront and Shen Qingqiu in the middle.

Shen Qingqiu turned around, helplessly saying, “The next time you anger your shishu like this, I’ll sell you off to recompense the debt.”

Luo Binghe raised his head. “Shizun, you always treat me so heartlessly.”

In front of them, Liu Qingge glanced back to look at them. He wrinkled his nose, feeling the growing urge to hack them both to death. One to bury on the mountain summit and one to scatter at the bottom of the ocean.

The two rooms were adjacent to each other. The room distribution was the solemn question at hand.

Liu Qingge was having a serious dilemma. This Luo Binghe’s conduct was unimaginably freakish and his evil influence was extremely strong to the point of hugging a corpse for five years straight. Right now, the man himself was in front of his eyes. Could he let him have his way?

It was as if sparks were colliding in the air.

Shen Qingqiu calmly opened the door, turned around, and shut the door.

After the door was closed, he suddenly opened it again a fraction. His tone was dignified. “Then, you two have a good rest.”

The sparks suddenly froze over.

Liu Qingge: “…Hey!”

A black cloud seemed to form over Luo Binghe. “Shizun, he’s going to kill me.”

Shen Qingqiu pointed at Liu Qingge. “You can fight. Just don’t beat him to death.”

What a joke. He didn’t dare to share a room with Luo Binghe. A straight and a gay man sharing a room at night━wouldn’t that be the same as seeking death?

That’s right, Shen Qingqiu still considered himself to be straight! To read a stallion novel like Proud Immortal Demon Way was the very proof of his sexuality!

He also didn’t dare to share a room with Liu Qingge. It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night. However, if Luo Binghe, this demon Vinegar King3 were to flip over his jar, the situation would be even harder to handle.

Shen Qingqiu cheerfully said, “It’s been decided like this then.”

Luo Binghe wept and sobbed as he accused Shen Qingqiu: “Shizun, you really have a heart of steel.”

Shen Qingqiu laughed, but firmly closed the door. The two people outside were left petrified. The outside was burnt, but the inside was tender.

They had only stopped over here to rest because of Luo Binghe’s poor health. But now, looking at it, didn’t his complexion look perfectly healthy?

So he had worried all for nothing!

After he took a bath, Shen Qingqiu changed into clean clothing. At leisure with nothing to do, he found a few thin booklets stacked by the window. While the cover was extremely gaudy━he was unable to make out the large characters in its title━he recognized the “One,” “Two,” “Three,” and so on. Grabbing a booklet, Shen Qingqiu leaned against the headboard to read.

From a cursory glance at a few lines, he found that this booklet was filled with numerous words. The rhetoric was beautifully written, the narrative touching, all of which were accompanied by extremely beautiful illustrations. Shen Qingqiu wanted to read the book more carefully when suddenly, the semi-forgotten sound of the system popped up.

System: 【Hello. Notice 1: Coolness level exceeds the set value, the key item drop prerequisite has been met. Please prepare to receive the item; if the host cannot collect the item when it drops, then the item will become invalid.】

A key item. Was it that fake Guanyin jade that was capable of nullifying 5000 points of anger?

Shen Qingqiu threw the booklet in his hands to the side. “Wait a minute. ‘Coolness level exceeds the set value, the key item drop prerequisite has been met’—does that mean that before my Coolness level met the required value, that key item wasn’t able to be used?”

System:【That is correct.】

But before, when he was having a crisis, didn’t the System ask him if he wanted to use the item or not? To be able to use it before meeting the prerequisites, wasn’t this the same as using a scenario advancer?

Furthermore, this crucial item wasn’t that useful to him. Shen Qingqiu believed that right now, even if he didn’t “get involved” with Luo Binghe, the male lead’s anger would not rise as long as he didn’t “get involved” with anyone else. Even if he pressed Luo Binghe to the ground and beat him half to death, the only thing that would go up would be his Coolness level.

System:【Notice 2: Action scene ahead. An important assignment is about to occur at Zhao Hua Temple. Please prepare to receive the assignment. Wishing you a pleasant day.】

2.0 even had the ability to warn about action scenes ahead!

To tell the truth, recently some of Luo Binghe’s actions had been overly intimate, but the Coolness level hadn’t increased. Shen Qingqiu held some doubt towards this. He wasn’t being narcissistic, but hitting, scolding, or even looking at Luo Binghe that masochist had always caused his Coolness level to go up. Now, hearing no reaction, it was really too unscientific. Could it be that he hadn’t heard the notification, missing the System announcements altogether?

But opening the database, he found that his Coolness level really hadn’t increased that much.

He asked the question to the System. The System replied: 【Because the host’s Coolness level has increased too much recently, in order to save the System’s resources, all Coolness point increases will be calculated at the end of each month.4 Wishing you a pleasant day.】

Calculated at the end of each month?

Shen Qingqiu had a premonition that it would be an extremely frightening number…

He was just about to try to remember what the original plot of Zhao Hua Temple was when, suddenly, several loud knocks sounded on the wooden door of his room.

Shen Qingqiu’s initial thoughts were that it was definitely Luo Binghe. But when he went to open the door, only then did he realize that he had thought too highly of himself5.

The person who walked inside was Liu Qingge.

But wasn’t Liu Qingge the type to kick down a door and barge into a room? Since when did he learn to knock?

A straight man could be let inside! Shen Qingqiu moved aside to let him in before closing the door. Without thinking, he asked, “Liu-shidi, why are you here so late? Where’s Luo Binghe?”

Liu Qingge’s face was wooden. “I don’t know!”

His expression was clearly written on his face: he would rather sleep on the roof than share a room with that bastard.

Inwardly, Shen Qingqiu laughed a little desperately. Liu Qingge glanced at him before reaching inside his robes and pulling out an object, which he threw towards Shen Qingqiu. Catching it, Shen Qingqiu realized that it was one of the folding fans he had left behind in Qing Jing Peak.

Shen Qingqiu was unable to restrain his emotions. Unfolding it, he allowed the cool air to blow against his face, creating the cool and noble image of a deity. The folding fan really was the most powerful bullsh***ing weapon. He could already feel his bulls**t level increasing!

He felt a bit emotional. “Shidi… you remembered to bring this for me.”

Liu Qingge obviously did not come just to give him the folding fan. Pulling out a chair, he sat down upright and still with only an arm resting against the table. Solemnly, he said, “I need to talk to you.”

Shen Qingqiu was affected by this mood. He corrected his posture, straightening his back stiffly. Just as solemnly, he replied, “Alright, speak.”

Liu Qingge said, “You and Luo Binghe, what happened between you two?”

The Peak Leader of Bai Zhan Peak would definitely not ask this question out of a need for gossip. Shen Qingqiu pondered for a moment, before sincerely saying, “I… also do not understand what happened. The situation had already turned into this before I could react.”

Liu Qingge said, “Do you really believe that he turned over a new leaf?”

Shen Qingqiu said, “It isn’t that he’s turned over a new leaf. It’s that I’ve always misunderstood him.”

Liu Qingge laughed coldly. “Misunderstood? He forced you to self detonate, tormented Huan Hua Palace, besieged Cang Qiong Mountain, smashed the roof of the Palace Hall, injured our Shixiong, the Sect Master—are these all misunderstandings?”

Hearing the last phrase, Shen Qingqiu asked, “Is the Sect Master6 alright? He suffered injuries last time. Did Mu-shidi heal them? Was it really Luo Binghe who injured him?”

Liu Qingge indignantly said, “Who else could it be? You’re still looking for excuses for him? You really are stupid.”

No. He wasn’t looking for an excuse for Luo Binghe. He was just unable to believe that it really was Luo Binghe who had injured Yue Qingyuan.

One must keep in mind that in the original Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo BingHe had clashed with Yue QingYuan quite a few times, but never once did he ever gain the upperhand against the Sect Leader. It was only through exploiting the original Shen QingQiu that he could kill the Sect Leader so brutally with ten thousand arrows through the heart7.

Speaking of which, no matter if it was the original world or this world, Yue Qingyuan’s treatment of Shen Qingqiu was really too generous. Back when Shen Qingqiu was reading 《Proud Immortal Demon Way》, he had been upset how such an upright and morally righteous sect leader had treated a trash villain in such a kind manner. Could it be that these two had some kind of hidden relationship?

Would it fill in one of the novel’s plot holes?


Reika’s Notes:

  • This chapter is by Cheryl.
  • Shizun was so happy when he got one of his own fans back. Liu Qingge really knows him well.
  • I feel like the Vinegar Jar 🏺 Demon King will be upset that his Shizun is secretly meeting another man in his bedroom.
  • Please let me know if there are any errors.
  • Thanks for reading.


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  1. The ancient Chinese divided the day into “shichen” which are two-hour time periods
  2. 不放心 – Liu Qingge actually always speaks quite curtly most of the time. This time he just said three syllables. Literally “not at ease” or be anxious for; feel worried about.
  3. ”Vinegar jar” means someone who easily gets jealous.
  4. 月结算 – not sure why it said “monthly bill” or “monthly settlement.” Maybe it’s actually something like “your points will be totaled at the end of the month”? Please leave a comment if you have a suggestion.
  5. Thanks for the correction from Claudine at NU forums. 脸大 – literally “big face” but means “bold” or “used to being treated with respect.” In this case, probably something like “he thought too highly of himself (in thinking that Luo Binghe would be unable to stay away).”
  6. It’s actually “Zhangmen Shixiong” but I was afraid people wouldn’t remember who that is.
  7. Thanks to Oz for the correction of this paragraph.

76 thoughts on “Chapter 67 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. I really, really want to respect MXTX’s desire by only shipping the official main CP (BingQiu), but seriously, how do you expect me not to ship LiuShen? They have so much chemistry and they seem so natural together…

    I haven’t read TGCF yet, but I finished MDZS already. I didn’t have this kind of problem while reading MDZS since the main CP (WangXian) has the biggest chemistry with each other after all. However, this one—how to say this—BingQiu is cute. I ship them. Seriously, I do ship them. However, LiuShen is just a rank higher than BingQiu in my eyes.

  2. This chapter is really hillariouss hahahahhaa

    Liu qing ge
    The world first straight man hahahhaa
    As straight as the sun and moon ahhahahha!!!!

  3. Oh my god, I died laughing when SQQ walked into one of the rooms, shut the door, turned around and opened it just to tell the other two to rest. LQQ and LB rooming together is just too hard to imagine. He totally just ruined LB’s plan of wanting to sleep together hahaha. And LB crying because of it! I just love SQQ so much. I’m glad he got his fan back, he wouldn’t be the same without it!

    Thank you for your hard work in translating this novel. It’s one of my absolute favorites!

    1. Yeah but… what about the points? Does it mean the points will be calculated at the end of the month? Since there isn’t any “payment” does it mean “your reward points will be given at the end of the month”?

    2. Probably means all the points gained during the month will get added at the end of the month

    3. Why die everyday, the system will kill you🔫 i mean calculate your ponits at the end of the month😋

  4. OMG, what can I do, I feel Liu Qingge is wasted here, he needs his own love story,
    I mean, every time he interacts with Shen Qingqiu, as if he head over heels for him, and I feel sorry because we all know with who Shen Qingqiu ends up with later

    1. There are only two ‘official ships’ (the ships admitted by the original author MXTX):
      ① Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu,
      ②MoBei – Jun x Airplane Bro.

      Other male characters are all straight; however, the author said you can ship whoever you like as long as you do not separate the two ‘official ships’.
      Due to this reason, a popular ship for Liu Qingge is with Jiang Cheng, who is also an iron – straight man in another novel by the author.
      Some fangirl in China even ship themselves with Liu Qingge.

  5. When I read this sentence: “It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night.”

    I was like…
    yea, BUT NOT AGAIN SINCE YOU CAME INTO THE GAME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU BENT HIM!!! LOL LIUSHENNN!!!!!

    and yeah, finally, Yue Qingyuan!! He really is generous to whichever SQQ I can’t help but to ship them together! SO MANY SHIPPING FOR SQQ OMG

    Can’t wait to read the hidden story. I will read it in order of the novel chapter arrghhhh
    next chapter omgomgomgomg can’t wait..3 more days!

  6. “If someone were to draw a line on one side of the paper, no matter how long they extended that line, it would never reach the other side.” fold it like a Möbius strip and here you have it

  7. Oh my! What a beautiful translation! Positively poetic! And this part:

    “It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night. ”

    …AHAHA! OH, MAN! Yeah, yeah. He might be totally straight but he would DEFINITELY go gay for SQQ. Precious baby, he doesn’t even know how in love he is…

  8. In another timeline, this is when SQQ hooks up with LQG and a steamy sex scene follows. Afterwards both insist ‘that’s what straight men sometimes do’.

  9. Thank you for the chapter!! AHAHAHA Vinegar jar Bingmei never fails to keep us entertained uwu
    Looking forward to the next chapter!!

  10. Thanks for the new translation. My favorite moment was when Shen Qingqiu took all the heat out of the rooming situation by leaving Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge together. LOL. It completely took me by surprise. I love Shen Qingqui so much! *haha*

  11. Thanks for the update! omg power move of the century, shizun, taking the solo room like that i’m still laughing

  12. THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATION!!!! IM DYING AHHGSHAHSGAG😂😂😂😂 liu qingge the most straightest man in the world! thats such a way to describe him 👏👏

  13. Lol so was the sect leader Yue in those relationships with SQQ? LBH is gonna go apeshit if that is. Also is the world’s first straight man Liu Qingge gonna be bent?

  14. “That’s right, Shen Qingqiu still considered himself to be straight!”
    even the narrator sounds like they’re laughing at him for thinking this alkfjsaslkfjaslkjfs

    “It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night”
    wow sqq really is…. an absolute dumbass… can’t believe he pulls any of this off, even with his Tool of Bullshiting +10 (BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!)

  15. Shizun definitely is not yet ready mentally lol
    I think is normal after all he recently discovered the other party feelings. I believe he genuinely cares about LB is just not so easy to change your idea in the head. He never saw him as his partner rather a disciple to guide and help.
    LB should be grateful that Shizun didn’t abandon him for good lol

    Thank you 🙏

    1. I’m sure he would have done it if he could but since the system’s there giving orders, alas he cannot 😂😂😂

  16. ‘Even if he were to sleep, it would be curled up within the clouds while cultivating.’ Haha. SQQ has LQG in such a High appreciation!

    And the fan! He was carrying it around all the time? That’s so cute! My Liushen heart is so happy with this chapter, hahaha.

    SQQ definitely knows how to protect his virtue! XD

    Thanks for the chapter!

  17. “Silently Luo Binghe snorted twice, his eyes looking away and his lips twisting into a smile of contempt.”

    “Luo Binghe smiled, replying, “Excuse me, but who is paying?”

    Lmfao lbh when did you get so sassy I love it xD

  18. “It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night. ”

    ah, i see the comedy tag for SV is really in full force today

    1. No LB is def not gay… if Shizun were a woman a ape a fish… he would love him regardless, this is not about gender preference at all… this is purely loving the person, now this might go against why he kept his Shizuns body… and still wanted SQQ to return to his original body, but make no mistake, he would still love shizun no matter what form he is.

  19. Shizun isn’t the only one with acting skillz, Binghe isn’t bad himself! Too bad LQG was around, huh!

    1. “Liu Qingge’s two eyes opened slightly. “What about you.””

      Shouldn’t it be eyes widen slightly?

  20. I found one: “Liu Qingqiu stared at Luo Binghe, who had nested himself behind Shen Qingqiu.” -> Should probably be “Liu Qingge stared at Luo Binghe …”

    And ah, Shen Qingqiu really was evil to have those two share a room while he gets one to himself :p

  21. “The folding fan really was the most powerful bullsh***ing weapon. He could already feel his bulls**t level increasing!” Jdgauagdjf he is so happy. Bless SQQ w/ his fan and bless LQG thinking about him.

  22. SQQ in this chapter: I’m straight. What do you think? Of course I’m straight. I’m straight like an arrow. I’m hela straight and I have a proof of that…I was a huge fan of PIDW. That speaks volumes about my sexuality.

    SQQ few chapters ago: thinks about LBH as the hottest guy alive and gets offended if anyone thinks otherwise.

    Yeah SQQ, you are a straight icon..,

    1. Following SQQ’s logic – does reading BL occasionally make one gay? Hmmm, I wonder…

  23. Hello. I really love the fact that BCnovels has taken up the translation of Scum Villain.

    But in this chapter I noticed a translation mistake near the end:
    it’s not ‘tried to gain an unfair advantage’, it’s just ‘gain the upperhand’
    and it’s not ‘to exploit the original Shen QingQiu’, it’s ‘through exploiting the original Shen QingQiu’

    要知道,《狂傲仙魔途》中,洛冰河和岳清源也有过几次正面交手,可一次也没能讨到这位掌门的便宜。还是利用了原装货沈清秋,才将这一派之首害至万箭穿心的惨死地步。

    One must keep in mind that in the original Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo BingHe had clashed with Yue QingYuan quite a few times, but never once did he ever gain the upperhand against the Sect Leader. It was only through exploiting the original Shen QingQiu that he could kill the Sect Leader so brutally with ten thousand arrows through the heart.

    I feel it weakens both characters but it’s a small mistake that is easily fixed.

    Thank you to the entire team for your hard work!!

  24. wow whee BULL * LEVEL WENT UP
    I need more liushen bonding moments since this ship will never be canon. i need more platonic time

  25. ‘Excuse me, but who’s paying?’ – and that’s where I lost it XDDD
    Clever, clever Binghe – too bad your move didn’t work! Well, better luck next time.
    On a side note, much as it pains me to say so, Shizun, you’re somewhat… dense. You’ve already found out the hard way that your preconceived notions aren’t worth a damn, and you continue to not listen when you’re offered important info! I personality though it was strange Binghe didn’t try to get his sword back (Luke Skywalker-style XD), maybe there’s a reason for it. But now we’ll have to wait for n+1 chapters to learn it!
    Thanks for the translation! Create work as always!

    1. Sorry for the typos – posting from my smartphone – autocorrection drives me maaaaad!

  26. I love how SQQ still thinks of himself as a straight man after touching LBH’s sky pillar few chapters ago.

    Also am I the only one who would love LBH and LQG to share a room? That would be hela.

  27. a gay man and a straight man under one roof – shizun is too hilarious lmao he sure wasn’t worrying about being bent when his cute disciple pounced on him a few chapters ago

    save my boy qingge from that two faced devil lmao binghe resting his head on shizun right after lqg snorts…trying to mark your territory?? the shenanigans are neverending

    thanks for your hard work!!

  28. F*ck i was just scrolling down chp 66 n thought ‘hmm~ no new chp I’ll just read the comments n then go ‘ but then felt that i should scroll up god knows why saw this chp kyaaa~

    I wanna be the first one to comment so i m writing this before reading the chp ……………..

    I m sorry (。-_-。) for talking bullshit….

    1. I didn’t read the chp n just commented👆 i was so surprised to see sqq using the word BULLSHIT since i used it too god knows why i felt the need to use it…

      I m sorry again (︶︹︺) i just…idk…maybe…idk

      But this chp killed me especially when shizun is like ‘Ok u two have fun n live mamma alone ‘

      Wei wuxian :welcome to the BROKENS ( club for the economically broken people ) !!!

      shizun : is the membership for free? Will u give us discounts ??

      Liu qingge : (…)

      Wei wuxian : xie lian u r invited too!!!

      Hua cheng : *stops xl* u have me

      Thankz for the chp (๑・ω-)~♥”

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