Chapter 93.2 The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love

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Finale: The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Banananas – Glorious Happy Ending Time

Suddenly, as Yi Ye Zhi Qiu exited a donut shop, he saw the protagonist in undead form walking down the street.

“What the bloody…????” Of course, he immediately ran towards Xiu.

Bright, who was following Xiu invisibly spotted “it.” He took the opportunity to grab “it” and activated the return spell by crushing a crystal teleportation charm.

“I got it!” said Bright excitedly to the God of Creation. Bright held “it” up. “It” was obviously ….

a donut!

Just kidding.

Of course, what he had taken was Yi Ye Zhi Qiu.

“Ahem,” said the God of Creation. “I think we have some things to talk about.”

“…” Yi Ye Zhi Qiu wondered if he had accidentally taken the wrong meds this morning.

“I think this story of yours could be improved by adding an interesting support character. How about a handsome, dashing, and mysterious God of Creation who aids the protagonist against the EDITOR – real Hidden BOSS?”

“Ha-ha,” said Yi Ye Zhi Qiu. No, he didn’t laugh. He literally just said “ha-ha.”

“And don’t forget the righteous and powerful god of light,” said Bright anxiously.

“Yes, and if you agree we can pay you with this.” The God of Creation snapped his fingers and a mountain of gold and jewels appeared.

Yi Ye Zhi Qiu’s eyes became shiny and he took the pen and paper that the God handed him. He started writing furiously.

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Meanwhile, Xiu had noticed the shenanigans but he paid it no mind. He was looking for an important person – that black-haired youth who had enlightened him with the doujinshi and given Xiu his chrysanthemum.

Xiu followed the invisible blood contract beast. What invisible blood contract beast? The one he had been following all this time. *cough*

Finally, he reached his goal. This was that person’s home. Unfortunately, there was a problem. Xiu was still being followed by hordes of adoring fangirls and fanboys who were filming his every move. Sighing, he took out his death scythe and chanted the words of a SEP spell:

Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don’t you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I’m hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin’ hot, smellin’ good
Groovin’ like I’m from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss

(TN: SEP = someone else’s problem. An SEP field is like invisibility, but better. The person, place or thing that the SEP spell is cast on becomes “someone else’s problem” therefore even when people see it/him/her, they ignore it/him/her completely. An added bonus is that since it/he/she isn’t invisible, people will actively avoid it. Thus if a person is SEP, people will take the initiative to move out of his/her/its way, unlike the invisible person who has to do all the dodging himself.)

Xiu climbed up the wall and entered the bedroom through the window but, sadly, the room was empty. He sat down on the bed to wait for that person.

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Rachel stood at the top of the metal pyramid, overlooking the huge space. Even she felt an indescribable thrill and shock.

This is the legendary space eye. 30,000 years ago the gnomes built this metal pyramid to block the space eye. Since then, the reverse side of the continent had not had access to the “channel” to the Chaos Continent.

Rachel chased the clues which led here. The mechanical puppets in the Death Swamp brought them a little trouble, but those machines could not stop the Thunder Regiment’s footsteps. They went to the Lost Land, entered the pillar of light, and received a great surprise.

The “channel” that had been blocked for thousands of years was finally open again.

Rachel glanced at the space eye below and took her men away. If no location is indicated, the space eye will transfer each person into a random place on the other side. She had to go back and get ready for the space eye. In addition, she was going to spread this exciting news across the reverse side of the continent.

The demons have waited too long. Now it’s time for them to return to the Chaos Continent.

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Xiu opened his eyes, staring above him. He came out of the Time Corridor but his soul was still locked in the past, unable to extricate himself.

“Meow ~”

The spirit beast saw that Xiu was awake and rubbed its body on his face. Xiu stood, picked up the demon beast that he had made a contract with, and held it to his bosom. The black-robed Lich was silent for a long time. He looked at the eight-tailed spirit beast in his arms, not knowing how to ask, said, “You know about mixed bloods?”

“Meow?”

“… What do you think?”

The cat-like monster opened its blue and gold eyes wider, and looked innocently at Xiu. They looked at each other, then Xiu suddenly laughed bitterly in self-ridicule. Pacing back and forth, Xiu said, “Oh, why am I talking to you about it?”

Xiu stared blankly at the endless light. He had never felt as lonely and out of place as he did right now.

In all the world, and from the beginning of time, he is the only mixed blood who descended from all eight races.

– excerpt from “Mixed Blood”

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– Do you want power?

I want it.

– Why?

If I have power, no one can take him from me.

You want to protect him?

No, I want to monopolize him.

He is mine, everything is mine.

So give me strength, I have to take back what belongs to me.

Give it to me.

– [black box]

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The author has something to say:

Protagonist: He is mine.
Reader: … Haha.
Author: Haha.
Protagonist: Well, unanimously passed.
Reader: WTF!!!

 

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Translator’s Notes:

• Thank your for your support. I love you guys!
• The next chapter is the bonus “nine bananananas” chapter.

 

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