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Chapter 93.1 – The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be Banananas
All of a sudden, the whole Lost Land started to shake. Du Ze fell to his knees. It was as though the entire scenery had become transparent glass that shattered. Du Ze fell…
And woke up in his bed.
What a dream! Duze thought. He was still holding the doujinshi in his hand and there was a little bit of drool on the cover. He wiped it off. He must have fallen asleep while reading the doujinshi, which is why he had that weird dream.
He checked the time. It was almost midnight. He turned on his computer and noticed that since tomorrow is the day of the so-called “Mayan Prophecy”, many readers were discussing the end of the world.
(TN: The ancient Mayan calendar reached the end of an almost 400-year cycle, called the 13th Bak’tun, on December 21, 2012. Unlike other cycles, however, at that time the calendar did not move on to the next Bak’tun. Rather, it reset itself back to zero. This gave rise to the idea that December 21, 2012 would be the end of the world.)
He navigated to the “Mixed Blood” website and read the latest update.
[Author’s Announcement: Thank you for supporting Yi Ye Zhi Qiu but Qiu has decided to stop writing.]
“Noooooooo!” Du Ze was shocked. How could this happen?!
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This message caused a commotion, not just among the readers, but also among the editorial staff. Qiu’s editor Jinyi1quickly grabbed his mouse and jumped into QQ chat.
EditorJinYi: Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?!!!
EditorJinYi: I must have opened it the wrong way! You said you wanted to abandon it?
EditorJinYi: Is anyone there? *buzz* Hey, you big shot!
YiYeZhiQiu: Haha
EditorJinYi: … Every time I see you write haha, I want to smack smack smack you.
Editor Silk: No, tell me your previous message is not true.
YiYeZhiQiu: It’s true.
EditorJinYi: … Why don’t you want to write?
YiYeZhiQiu: Tomorrow is the end of the world.
EditorJinYi: The end of the world hasn’t arrived yet. I think your doomsday is coming. [knife]
YiYeZhiQiu: Haha.
EditorJinYi: … Boss, you really want to use that excuse? I don’t know you were the type of person who would believe in the end of the world so naively!
EditorJinYi: Give me a good reason!
YiYeZhiQiu: Well, okay. The protagonist, he found out that I was the author of his abuse, so he climbed out and killed me.
EditorJinYi: . . .
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Xiu was having a good time while walking around in the streets. Everyone stared at him and pointed strange metal bricks at him. At first he was on guard against the first one who did that but the human’s attitude was simply that of curiosity, not aggression so he didn’t kill him right away. It turned out that the bricks were just some sort of harmless gnomish devices.
“Oh my god, what kind of special effects costume is this?” said someone who stopped to gawk at ziu
“It looks so real!” said his friend.
“Must be that new ‘hyper-realistic’ style of cosplay?”
“Eurgghhh!” a little kid started screaming in terrified horror when he saw Xiu. The child ran away as fast as he could screaming “Mommy!”
“Pfft kids these days are so wussy,” said the first guy. “It’s just a skeleton, what’s so scary about it!”
Xie ignored all of the humans. He was on a mission to find that human who had given his chrysanthemum to Xiu and showed him that interesting doujinshi. After he had found that person, he planned to conquer this world and the entire Chaos Continent. As far as he was concerned, all of these humans were nothing but raw materials that he could turn into undead.
Thus, midnight came and went but no apocalypse happened… yet. The bringer of the Undead Scourge had come.
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Bright, the god of light, was also enjoying himself. He was also walking around while people took pictures and exclaimed over his great beauty and six wings.
“It must be my lucky day, I saw a beautiful angel!”
“Can this be real? Mister, please come home with me and marry me.”
“Your wings are so beautiful and they even move so well. How did you make them?”
The god light was also looking for someone. The God of Creation had sent him to this world with a mission: find “it.”
However, as he walked down a street, he saw on of the undead. It was clearly that heretic, Xiu and he seemed to be walking with long, fast strides towards something. Could it be that the heretic knew where “it” was?
He recited a spell that would make him invisible:
Hip-hop mama, spic n span
Met you one summer
And it all began
You’re the best girl
That I ever did see
The great Larry Byrd, jersey thirty-three
When you take a sip
You buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote
A whole bunch of sonnets
Call me when you miss me
‘Cause I can’t speak baby
Something in your eyes
Really drove me crazy
Now I can’t forget you
And it makes me mad
You left one day
And never came back
Stayed all summer
Then went back home
Macualay Culkin wasn’t home alone
Fell deep in love but
Now we ain’t speaking
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you
I saw my name is Rich
You look like a girl
From Abercrombie and Fitch
Finished casting the spell, Blight followed behind the skeliton.
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The author has something to say:
Reader: I didn’t forget about you. QAQ
Author: Prove it with your actions, child.
Protagonist: Come here.
Readers: … I will forget about you. =皿=
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Translator’s Notes:
- Thanks for reading.
- The story is almost finished! I’m super excited!