Chapter 94 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Extra: Airplane’s Fortuitous Encounter – Part Five

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Translator’s notes:

  • Thanks to PizZiCcato for suggesting a translation for 陪笑!
  • “The dying turning to any doctor he can find”: 病急乱投医 (bing4 ji2 luan4 tou2 yi1). 投, the verb used here, has a more specific meaning of ‘to cast’ or ‘to throw oneself’, invoking a sense of desperately throwing oneself at any cure (in this case, hoping a room full of demons will offer any sane romantic advice lol).
  • “With enough labor, you can grind an iron bar into a needle.”: 只要功夫深,铁杵磨成针 (zhi3 yao3 gong1 fu shen1, tie3 chu3 mo2 cheng2 zhen1). This idiom is commonly used for studying, not seduction techniques… this whole line amuses me greatly.
  • Peach blossom eyes: 桃花眼 (tao2 hua1 yan3), refers to a certain eye shape/look. According to Baike, the shape is like peach blossoms, watery, full of emotion, black and white unclear like the person could be drunk.
  • Happy belated 520 day! For those who didn’t know, 520 is a ‘romantic’ day/number in Chinese because 520 (wu3 er4 ling2) sounds a bit like 我爱你 (wo3 ai4 ni3), or “I love you” when spoken quickly. The longer version is 5201314 (wu3 er4 ling2 yi1 san1 yi1 si4) => 我爱你一生一世 (wo3 ai4 ni3 yi1 sheng1 yi1 shi4). This one has the same 一生一世 (“the rest of my life” / “a whole lifetime” / “for a life and a world”) that Shang Qinghua uses for Mobei-Jun.

Reika’s Notes:

  • The Airplane extras are by Lily. She has her own website at https://greenlilytranslations.wordpress.com/.
  • Shang Qinghua is so cute! No wonder Mobei-Jun couldn’t resist him.
  • The author is returning to Earth?!
  • Any guesses about who the person with peach blossom eyes is?
  • Thanks for reading.

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25 thoughts on “Chapter 94 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. Wait, so when Binghe “was only trying to scare” SQQ in his flower body, was he following Dream Demon’s advice? Also, lol @ demons failing to understand the concept of “straight” and “bent” 😂 they just don’t give a flying f%ck about such things🤣

  2. I actually don’t know who that person with peach blossom eyes is at all, even though I feel like I’ve read this before….

    This is such a funny love disaster.

    Thank you for translating! <3

  3. I am rereading this. The first time I read it, I laughed so hard cause now I understand why LBH is the way he is with SQQ. LOL however now I am paying attention to SQH with Mobei-Jun. I only noticed that Mobei’s first response was beat him 3 times a day! Which he does to SQH. Also acting pathetic is how SQH but he is actually pathetic LOL this whole scene is pretty hilarious and explains so much!

    1. When Mobei-jun pat his head after SQH said to act pathetic in front of your man LOL he just take his cowardly actions towards him as SQH liking him hehehe and their interactions here were somehow sweet for me, the beat him 3 times a day XD

  4. So it was aeroplane’s advice which LBH applied in order to trap SQQ lmfao. It really was super effective. SQQ gave in coz he literally raised LBH nd being aware of all his sufferings, he didn’t want to see LBH being so pitiful nd depressed anymore.
    I’M LOVING THESE STORIES BETWEEN AEROPLANE ND MOBEI JUN

  5. “The giant video files in the hard drive, you understand” as in for papapa reference!!!???😂😅

    “Beat them up three times every day?”…….??? Mobei jun……really!!??? 😰Some….one…..plz..HELP THIS CHILD!!!!😩 N he is so cute getting mad bc airplane bro!!!😍 But hitting someone u love is a big no-no!!!! (exception: he is a luo binghe)

    But no matter what I love airplane bro a lot!!! He…suffered a lot…I know there are ppl (cucumber bro) who have suffered more than that but still being treated like that in his previous life, being alone n trolled(by cucumber bro)….n in this novel life working his ass off only to get bitten by this ‘friend’…..he must be feeling so lonely! I do wanna adopt this child!!!!!😤😤😤

  6. Airplane-juju’s actual life situation kind of got to me. This gave a great insight of ShangQH’s character. Now I’m really shipping MoShang.

  7. “Gentlemen, you must know that women’s love comes from admiration, and men’s love comes from pity…Cute means some person or thing which can evoke a heart’s pity, so a partner definitely has to be very obedient, very…”

    Airplane gives some great advice. LOL So HE was the one that played a big part in orchestrating the Happy mutual love Ending. Kudos to this wingman. _(┐「ε:)_
    (Not sure if this theory of attraction applies to everyone though, it seems fairly accurate? lol).

    kyahhhhh so there was such a side ship! MoShang is too adorable… (*´ω`*) ♡
    (I’ve always suspected he was gay…✧⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎)

    But man, Airplane and Cucumber are just exceptional at jinxing each other 😂

  8. Adriana Feraru

    The funny fact is, mister Shang’s love advise did actually work! like, the thing Shen Qq likes the most in Luo is that “obedience” thing)))) he would have never bend, if not his stickiness))))) AND this cute&obediant side!))

  9. ‘Beat them up three times every day?’ well, Mobei-Jun certainly does that with SQH already.

    ‘So, if you want to be liked by a man, the best method is to act pathetic?’ Mobei-Jun is thinking SQH act all pathetic in order to be liked by him! Hahaha.

    Ohh, my heart hurted at the end. Mobei-Jun was so happy to have SQH there, but then he spoke about going away. (。ŏ﹏ŏ)

    Thanks for the translation!

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