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Chapter 67—A Three-Man Journey
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Reika’s Notes:
- This chapter is by Cheryl aka Hiohbye.
- Shizun was so happy when he got one of his own fans back. Liu Qingge really knows him well.
- I feel like the Vinegar Jar 🏺 Demon King will be upset that his Shizun is secretly meeting another man in his bedroom.
- Please let me know if there are any errors.
- Thanks for reading.
“A Three-Man Journey”, or, alternative title: “Third-wheeling at its finest.”
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The fact that EVERYONE is whipped for Shen…..hoo hoo~~
Shen really did make a lemonade by choosing his single room lmao. When life gives you lemon, make lemonade….even though readers didn’t get any lemon ; )
I don’t know if it’s because of how it is worded or something, but Shen Qingqiu sounds kind of homophobic here. XD
internalized homophobia..
A homophobic homosexual
Oh my.
This chapter was really funny…..😂😂😂😂
*SCREAMINGGG* this chapter was nuts 🤣😂🤣 i just cant with these 3 OMG THEY R SO HILARIOUS!!! Aww LQG brought SQQ’s paper fan that’s so cute. Nd finally its time for Yue qingyuan backstory!!! I love that guy so much. He’s always so kind caring to a fault.
Omg nice
I really, really want to respect MXTX’s desire by only shipping the official main CP (BingQiu), but seriously, how do you expect me not to ship LiuShen? They have so much chemistry and they seem so natural together…
I haven’t read TGCF yet, but I finished MDZS already. I didn’t have this kind of problem while reading MDZS since the main CP (WangXian) has the biggest chemistry with each other after all. However, this one—how to say this—BingQiu is cute. I ship them. Seriously, I do ship them. However, LiuShen is just a rank higher than BingQiu in my eyes.
Same, it’s kinda the reason I stopped fallowing this novel as closely.
Same, as much as I understand that Binghe has problems, their relationship stills seems a little unhealthy. Unlike Wangxian, I would kill for this ship.
I thought I was the only one! To me bingqiu doesn’t seem like a very healthy relationship. But liushen seems to be perfect in every way!
I’m late to this party, first time reader here lol. But I do agree! Wangxian is #1 in my heart, so much trust between them, and more romance as well. I do like this main pairing, but they have a much different dynamic, and don’t seem to have the healthiest relationship. But in a way it fits the writing, MXTX doesn’t veer off course here. SQQ and LBH entire relationship was based on lies and misunderstandings from the start. At this point LBH still doesn’t know that the SQQ he loves is not the one that used to beat him. That’s why he asks for punishment whenever SQQ shows anger, it’s what he’s used to and thinks hitting him will please him. Poor guy is all kinds of messed up.
New Reader here! Tbh I completely agree, I thought I was the only one ohmy. SQQ and LBH’s relationship is full of misunderstandings, I like BingQiu but I love LiuShen. Their chemistry is off the charts, MDZS’s main pairing has unbelievable chemistry also TGCF. At first I thought this story was kind of like TGCF; the guy following his admired one and stuff like that, plus the age gap between characters lol. But in TGCF I can say that HC deserved and he achieved what he wanted, I love this story and BingQiu, but LiuShen is the main for me. Liu Qingge practically forced him to stand down when SQQ wanted to fight with the poison, he fought numerous battles with LBH for his corpse and even losing a lot of times but didn’t stop, plus he looked for SQQ and he brought SQQ’s signature fan for him. I swear that LiuShen is just my top ship in this book, I’m sorry LBH T^T
Honestly, same. I see alot of cute fanarts with LBH being cute and doting towards SQQ and I enjoyed those fanarts very much. But when I read the novel, it was a bit hard to warm up to Bingqiu for a long while after the Abyss chapter. All the things that LQG did for SQQ did it for me – they were such sweet gestures… it took my heart more. This is honestly the rare few times I am not really going for the canon ship (I usually ship the canons). Liushen ftw. And Wangxian is precious – love with trust and understanding – it is really beautiful. Having a relationship with trust and fondness is beautiful, and I think that’s why I love Liushen more.
This chapter is really hillariouss hahahahhaa
Liu qing ge
The world first straight man hahahhaa
As straight as the sun and moon ahhahahha!!!!
Aha! So bingmei is stronger than bing-ge
Yeh because he practiced demonic arts before luo bing-ge
But he can’t control xin mo as well as luo bing-ge
What is it about the book that shizhun was reading? Could someone tell me?
I’m also too stupid to understand this part, is it some type of dirty book?
a bingqiu fan novel
Oh my god, I died laughing when SQQ walked into one of the rooms, shut the door, turned around and opened it just to tell the other two to rest. LQQ and LB rooming together is just too hard to imagine. He totally just ruined LB’s plan of wanting to sleep together hahaha. And LB crying because of it! I just love SQQ so much. I’m glad he got his fan back, he wouldn’t be the same without it!
Thank you for your hard work in translating this novel. It’s one of my absolute favorites!
Thank you for the chapter!!💖💖
月结算 Is like your payment will be calculated at the end of the month
Yeah but… what about the points? Does it mean the points will be calculated at the end of the month? Since there isn’t any “payment” does it mean “your reward points will be given at the end of the month”?
Probably means all the points gained during the month will get added at the end of the month
Why die everyday, the system will kill you🔫 i mean calculate your ponits at the end of the month😋
OMG, what can I do, I feel Liu Qingge is wasted here, he needs his own love story,
I mean, every time he interacts with Shen Qingqiu, as if he head over heels for him, and I feel sorry because we all know with who Shen Qingqiu ends up with later
Wasn’t it mentioned he got married several chapters ago? It’s been a while…
There are only two ‘official ships’ (the ships admitted by the original author MXTX):
① Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu，
②MoBei – Jun x Airplane Bro.
Other male characters are all straight; however, the author said you can ship whoever you like as long as you do not separate the two ‘official ships’.
Due to this reason, a popular ship for Liu Qingge is with Jiang Cheng， who is also an iron – straight man in another novel by the author.
Some fangirl in China even ship themselves with Liu Qingge.
When I read this sentence: “It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night.”
I was like…
yea, BUT NOT AGAIN SINCE YOU CAME INTO THE GAME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU BENT HIM!!! LOL LIUSHENNN!!!!!
and yeah, finally, Yue Qingyuan!! He really is generous to whichever SQQ I can’t help but to ship them together! SO MANY SHIPPING FOR SQQ OMG
Can’t wait to read the hidden story. I will read it in order of the novel chapter arrghhhh
next chapter omgomgomgomg can’t wait..3 more days!
SQQ is becoming the protagonist of his own harem lol
Thanks for the chapter Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
“If someone were to draw a line on one side of the paper, no matter how long they extended that line, it would never reach the other side.” fold it like a Möbius strip and here you have it
Oh my! What a beautiful translation! Positively poetic! And this part:
“It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night. ”
…AHAHA! OH, MAN! Yeah, yeah. He might be totally straight but he would DEFINITELY go gay for SQQ. Precious baby, he doesn’t even know how in love he is…
Bigger face??
In another timeline, this is when SQQ hooks up with LQG and a steamy sex scene follows. Afterwards both insist ‘that’s what straight men sometimes do’.
It’s only gay if they’re not wearing socks
thanks 4 the chapter………
Thank you for the update!
I just caught up to last chapter!
Never realized what I’ve been missing previously. Great story!
I have hard time taking Shen’s judgement of people’s straightness seriously considering how wrong he was about Binghe…and how wrong he is about himself lol.
Thank you for the chapter!! AHAHAHA Vinegar jar Bingmei never fails to keep us entertained uwu
Looking forward to the next chapter!!
Then, another knock on the door: Shizun?
Vinegar jar had delivered himself to his doorstep XD thanks for the chapter!
Thanks for the new translation. My favorite moment was when Shen Qingqiu took all the heat out of the rooming situation by leaving Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge together. LOL. It completely took me by surprise. I love Shen Qingqui so much! *haha*
Thanks for the update! omg power move of the century, shizun, taking the solo room like that i’m still laughing
THANK YOU FOR TRANSLATION!!!! IM DYING AHHGSHAHSGAG😂😂😂😂 liu qingge the most straightest man in the world! thats such a way to describe him 👏👏
Lol so was the sect leader Yue in those relationships with SQQ? LBH is gonna go apeshit if that is. Also is the world’s first straight man Liu Qingge gonna be bent?
“That’s right, Shen Qingqiu still considered himself to be straight!”
even the narrator sounds like they’re laughing at him for thinking this alkfjsaslkfjaslkjfs
“It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night”
wow sqq really is…. an absolute dumbass… can’t believe he pulls any of this off, even with his Tool of Bullshiting +10 (BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!)
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
Shizun definitely is not yet ready mentally lol
I think is normal after all he recently discovered the other party feelings. I believe he genuinely cares about LB is just not so easy to change your idea in the head. He never saw him as his partner rather a disciple to guide and help.
LB should be grateful that Shizun didn’t abandon him for good lol
Thank you 🙏
I’m sure he would have done it if he could but since the system’s there giving orders, alas he cannot 😂😂😂
‘Even if he were to sleep, it would be curled up within the clouds while cultivating.’ Haha. SQQ has LQG in such a High appreciation!
And the fan! He was carrying it around all the time? That’s so cute! My Liushen heart is so happy with this chapter, hahaha.
SQQ definitely knows how to protect his virtue! XD
Thanks for the chapter!
thank you for translation
Such a good shidi. Such a good man.
Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️
“Silently Luo Binghe snorted twice, his eyes looking away and his lips twisting into a smile of contempt.”
“Luo Binghe smiled, replying, “Excuse me, but who is paying?”
Lmfao lbh when did you get so sassy I love it xD
“It was true that Liu Qingge was, since the beginning of time, the world’s first straight man, as straight as the reflection of the sun and moon or the day and night. ”
ah, i see the comedy tag for SV is really in full force today
Is it gay If you are only attracted to one person?..lbh tell me
No LB is def not gay… if Shizun were a woman a ape a fish… he would love him regardless, this is not about gender preference at all… this is purely loving the person, now this might go against why he kept his Shizuns body… and still wanted SQQ to return to his original body, but make no mistake, he would still love shizun no matter what form he is.
Even in the original… I don’t believe LB loved anyone in his Harem.
No. He is a shizunsexual! XD
LiuShen fans unite and cry over this chapter!! The fan moment killed me LQG is so sweet….
Thanks for the update!
Shizun isn’t the only one with acting skillz, Binghe isn’t bad himself! Too bad LQG was around, huh!
“Liu Qingge’s two eyes opened slightly. “What about you.””
Shouldn’t it be eyes widen slightly?
Oops, yeah. Fixed it, thanks/
I found one: “Liu Qingqiu stared at Luo Binghe, who had nested himself behind Shen Qingqiu.” -> Should probably be “Liu Qingge stared at Luo Binghe …”
And ah, Shen Qingqiu really was evil to have those two share a room while he gets one to himself :p
Thanks, fixed it.
I already catch up the SV chapters and suddenly ch 67 up ! YAYYYYYYYY Thank for the chapter <3
This was such a playful chapter. Thanks for sharing!
“The folding fan really was the most powerful bullsh***ing weapon. He could already feel his bulls**t level increasing!” Jdgauagdjf he is so happy. Bless SQQ w/ his fan and bless LQG thinking about him.
Thanks for the update!
Thank you
SQQ in this chapter: I’m straight. What do you think? Of course I’m straight. I’m straight like an arrow. I’m hela straight and I have a proof of that…I was a huge fan of PIDW. That speaks volumes about my sexuality.
SQQ few chapters ago: thinks about LBH as the hottest guy alive and gets offended if anyone thinks otherwise.
Yeah SQQ, you are a straight icon..,
Hey, guess what. Arrows are bendable! (^o^)
Following SQQ’s logic – does reading BL occasionally make one gay? Hmmm, I wonder…
Hello. I really love the fact that BCnovels has taken up the translation of Scum Villain.
But in this chapter I noticed a translation mistake near the end:
it’s not ‘tried to gain an unfair advantage’, it’s just ‘gain the upperhand’
and it’s not ‘to exploit the original Shen QingQiu’, it’s ‘through exploiting the original Shen QingQiu’
要知道，《狂傲仙魔途》中，洛冰河和岳清源也有过几次正面交手，可一次也没能讨到这位掌门的便宜。还是利用了原装货沈清秋，才将这一派之首害至万箭穿心的惨死地步。
One must keep in mind that in the original Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo BingHe had clashed with Yue QingYuan quite a few times, but never once did he ever gain the upperhand against the Sect Leader. It was only through exploiting the original Shen QingQiu that he could kill the Sect Leader so brutally with ten thousand arrows through the heart.
I feel it weakens both characters but it’s a small mistake that is easily fixed.
Thank you to the entire team for your hard work!!
Oh! This makes much more sense
Thanks for the corrections. I have now edited that paragraph.
Thank you for the edit, Reika. Please credit Oz for the correction.
Added a note to credit Oz for the correction of that paragraph.
wow whee BULL * LEVEL WENT UP
I need more liushen bonding moments since this ship will never be canon. i need more platonic time
‘Excuse me, but who’s paying?’ – and that’s where I lost it XDDD
Clever, clever Binghe – too bad your move didn’t work! Well, better luck next time.
On a side note, much as it pains me to say so, Shizun, you’re somewhat… dense. You’ve already found out the hard way that your preconceived notions aren’t worth a damn, and you continue to not listen when you’re offered important info! I personality though it was strange Binghe didn’t try to get his sword back (Luke Skywalker-style XD), maybe there’s a reason for it. But now we’ll have to wait for n+1 chapters to learn it!
Thanks for the translation! Create work as always!
Sorry for the typos – posting from my smartphone – autocorrection drives me maaaaad!
I love how SQQ still thinks of himself as a straight man after touching LBH’s sky pillar few chapters ago.
Also am I the only one who would love LBH and LQG to share a room? That would be hela.
I m with u bro !!
+1!
All for nothing. Poor LBH. Lol. Thanks for the chap.
Thank you for the chapter!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕
Thanks for the update ❤️💕
a gay man and a straight man under one roof – shizun is too hilarious lmao he sure wasn’t worrying about being bent when his cute disciple pounced on him a few chapters ago
save my boy qingge from that two faced devil lmao binghe resting his head on shizun right after lqg snorts…trying to mark your territory?? the shenanigans are neverending
thanks for your hard work!!
“A straight and a gay man sharing a room at night━wouldn’t that be the same as seeking death?”
🤨 hmm
“A straight and a gay man *who is attracted and is a yandere* sharing a room at night━wouldn’t that be the same as seeking death?”
That sounds more like it!
F*ck i was just scrolling down chp 66 n thought ‘hmm~ no new chp I’ll just read the comments n then go ‘ but then felt that i should scroll up god knows why saw this chp kyaaa~
I wanna be the first one to comment so i m writing this before reading the chp ……………..
I m sorry (｡-_-｡) for talking bullshit….
I didn’t read the chp n just commented👆 i was so surprised to see sqq using the word BULLSHIT since i used it too god knows why i felt the need to use it…
I m sorry again (︶︹︺) i just…idk…maybe…idk
But this chp killed me especially when shizun is like ‘Ok u two have fun n live mamma alone ‘
Wei wuxian :welcome to the BROKENS ( club for the economically broken people ) !!!
shizun : is the membership for free? Will u give us discounts ??
Liu qingge : (…)
Wei wuxian : xie lian u r invited too!!!
Hua cheng : *stops xl* u have me
Thankz for the chp (๑・ω-)～♥”
Xie Lian should own this club