Chapter 88 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Extra: Luo and Shen Mutually Screw Over 100 Questions

The ones being questioned: Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu

The one asking the questions: Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky

The one supplying the questions: System

Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky’s system had issued a mission.

It was a strange questionnaire.

You couldn’t tell what exactly the questionnaire was investigating. The further along you went, the more unbearable it became to look at the questions.

However, regardless of how unbearable it was to look at, he still had to collect some points, right?!

Abandoning his dignity (there originally wasn’t much left anyway), after pleading with Shen-dada1, Shen Qingqiu finally reluctantly agreed to bring along the pet2 that he had raised, ah no, the disciple that he had raised to complete this questionnaire.

Consequently, the following was the live rendition of Airplane’s interview.

Shang Qinghua: “May I ask what your name is?”

Luo Binghe had just sat down when he heard this question. He raised an eyebrow and said with displeasure: “If you don’t even know my name, then what’s the point of this?”

Shang Qinghua: “What is your age?”

……Truthfully speaking, Shen Qingqiu actually didn’t know the definite age of this body. He raised his head and told Shang Qinghua: “Shouldn’t you know that better than I do?”

Shang Qinghua rolled his writing brush and inwardly cried. He hadn’t thought of this topic before either. Might as well write down whatever then. Hence he randomly wrote down a number.

Shang Qinghua: “What is your sexuality?”

Beginning with three retarded questions in a row, Luo Binghe had already felt it beneath him to answer. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t tolerate it anymore either: “We’re mentioned on the Green Wood3 Pure Love channel, what do you think?”

Shang Qinghua silently crossed out over thirty similar bullshit questions on the questionnaire. He once again asked: “May I ask what your personality is like?”

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment and said: “It’s ok.”

Luo Binghe: “Don’t know.”

Shang Qinghua: “The other person’s personality?”

Shen Qingqiu named them one by one: “Crybaby, maiden’s heart, love-obsessed mentality, chuunibyou, overly intimate, and clingy.”

Light flickered off the tears in Luo Binghe’s eyes. He seemed a bit hurt from being disliked but he still obediently answered the question: “Shizun’s personality is without a doubt the best. He’s both gentle and powerful and also considerate of others.”

Shen Qingqiu: “……”

What’s going on, he suddenly felt a bit guilty!

He gave two dry coughs before changing his attitude and saying: “Actually, this child’s personality is pretty good. He has an excellent trait that’s especially hard to come by. Quite obedient, that’s enough.”

Rosy circles appeared on Luo Binghe’s cheeks.

Shang Qinghua dryly said: “When did you two meet? Where was it?”

He knew the answer to this question!

Luo Binghe said: “The first time I met Shizun was when I had just passed Cang Qiong Mountain Sect’s entrance exam……”

Shen Qingqiu felt uncomfortable about this. The one that Luo Binghe had met at that time wasn’t him, but the original. Moreover, that wasn’t a beautiful memory at all.

He waved his fan and said: “Pass, pass!”

Shang Qinghua: “What was your first impression of the other person?”

Luo Binghe continued to reminisce and lightly said: “An aloof and remote, distant and untouchable immortal.”

Shen Qingqiu told it as it was: “A small bun.” And an ikemen seedling too.

Shang Qinghua: “What do you like about the other person?”

Shen Qingqiu said with an amiable expression on his face: “He’s obedient enough.”

Luo Binghe: “I like everything about Shizun.”

Shang Qinghua: “What do you dislike about the other person.”

Luo Binghe firmly said: “Nothing.”

Shen Qingqiu saw how unhesitant he was when he replied and felt a bit touched. It’s proper behaviour to return politeness for politeness, and so he also replied with: “Nothing.”

If he were to actually say what he disliked about him and make him cry in front of outsiders, he’d lose face big time……

Shang Qinghua: “What do you call the other person?”

Luo Binghe found this question dull and turned his head to say: “Shizun, these questions are really boring. What exactly did we come here to do?”

Shen Qingqiu calmly said: “Binghe, be nice. Just go through with it. Think of it as saving your Shang-shishu’s4 life.”

Shang Qinghua: “What do you wish the other person would call you?”

Luo Binghe’s face reddened.

The moment Shen Qingqiu saw him being this bashful, an uneasy premonition arose in his heart. He waved his hand and said: “Pass! Pass, pass, pass!”

Shang Qinghua seemed to be at a bursting point as he heckled: “What pass! If you pass, pass, pass for every question then what’s there left to ask. Bing-ge……shizhi5, go ahead and say it!”

Luo Binghe shot an anxious glance at Shen Qingqiu and then softly said: “Like how a married couple normally calls each other.”

Shang Qinghua immediately said: “Shen-dada, Bing……shizhi wants to hear you call him husband. Did you hear that?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “You shut up.”

Shang Qinghua: “If you were to liken them to an animal, what do you think they would be?”

Luo Binghe instantly replied without a moment’s thought: “A crane from the Forest of Endless Rain.”

Shen Qingqiu: “I can’t think of an animal. I can think of a plant though. A black lotus.”

Luo Binghe said in puzzlement: “Shizun, there are also black lotuses?”

Shang Qinghua: “If you had to send the other person a gift, what would you choose? What gift would you want?”

Luo Binghe said: “Shizun only has to say the word and I will offer him anything he wants.”

Shen Qingqiu honestly said: “It seems like there isn’t anything in particular that I want.”

As a Peak Lord, there really wasn’t anything that was too difficult to obtain. Thinking of this point, he experienced the squandering feeling of sitting atop a mountain of gold while guarding it.

Luo Binghe said: “Then I want Shizun not to pay attention to anyone else and keep me company for three days.”

Shang Qinghua licked the tip of his writing brush and muttered: “Why not just have him keep you company for a lifetime.”

Luo Binghe shook his head and said: “Shizun would be unhappy.”

Seeing him sullen and looking like a resentful wife, Shang Qinghua was stupefied. Shen Qingqiu, on the other hand, was utterly unperturbed: “You child, you’re thinking foolish things again. There’s no reason why Master6 would be unhappy.”

Shang Qinghua: “What stage has your relationship progressed to?”

Shen Qingqiu: “The things that should have been done have been done. The things that shouldn’t have been done have also been done.”

Luo Binghe felt wronged as he said: “Why are there things that shouldn’t have been done? Could it be that Shizun thinks that we……are something that shouldn’t have been done?”

Shen Qingqiu said. “Not at all. If there really is something that shouldn’t be done, Master won’t let you do it.”

Shang Qinghua: “Where did the two of you have your first date?”

Luo Binghe: “Huan Hua Palace Water Prison.”

Shang Qinghua: “……”

Shen Qingqiu: “……”

Bing-ge, you think that was a date?!

Shang Qinghua: “What was your mood at that time?”

Luo Binghe: “Not that good.”

It definitely wasn’t something that could be described with just a “not that good” okay!

Shang Qinghua: “A frequent location for a date is?”

Shen Qingqiu propped his chin up with a hand: “The moment I open my eyes, I see him. The moment I close my eyes, I also see him. Does this count as being on a date every hour of every day?”

Luo Binghe cautiously said: “Does Shizun find this bothersome?”

Shen Qingqiu patted his back and said: “Not at all. You’re just overthinking it.”

Shang Qinghua inwardly cried, dating Bing-ge, no, Bing-mei is so f***ing tiring!

There have only been a couple of questions but Shen-dada has already comforted him three times! This whole glass heart shattering then being glued back together, just when will it end?

It’s damned annoying!

Shen Qingqiu seemed like a kindergarten teacher looking after a kid!

Shang Qinghua: “Which side confessed first?”

Luo Binghe: “Me.”

Shen Qingqiu: “Of course it was him.”

Shang Qinghua: “What does the other person have to do to make you feel like you’re at your wit’s end?”

Shen Qingqiu spread his hands out and helplessly said: “The moment he starts weeping without any sign of stopping, I’ll feel like I’m at the end of my rope.”

Luo Binghe said: “The moment Shizun gets mad, I feel hopeless.”

Shang Qinghua grunted in affirmation and shook his leg. As he recorded, he mentally ridiculed them: “As expected, you’re just like a kindergartener and a kindergarten teacher!”

Shang Qinghua: “When the two of you are together what is the thing that makes your pulse race the most?”

Luo Binghe earnestly said: “The times when I get patted on my head and instructed.”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Uh, when his face is streaming with tears while he’s begging me for something, I guess.”

Luo Binghe followed up with: “Also the times when I get scolded and hit……”

He had an intoxicated look on his face. Shen Qingqiu seemed to have gotten used to it already.

Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to Luo Binghe’s name: An incurable M.

Shang Qinghua: “Have you ever lied to the other person? Are you good at lying?”

The moment he finished asking this question he confidently wrote, “Proficient Lie Teller” these three words, under Luo Binghe’s name.

Luo Binghe said: “Yes, but never again!”

Shang Qinghua: “Have you ever fought before? What kind of fight was it?”

Shen Qingqiu sighed and said: “We got into quite a violent fight. We fought so much and yet I don’t even know what it was for.”

Luo Binghe indignantly said: “Why are you always asking these questions and making Shizun unhappy for no reason?”

Shang Qinghua spread his hands out: “Blame me then.”

Shang Qinghua: “How did you make up afterwards?”

Shen Qingqiu waved his hand and said: “PaPaPa7 to save the world!”

Shang Qinghua : “Is your relationship publicly known or a secret?”

Shen Qingqiu asked back: “Have you heard of Regret of Chunshan8?”

The following questions madly rushed towards their bottom line without end the further along they went. Shang Qinghua cleared his throat: “May I ask whether you’re the gong or the shou9?”

Luo Binghe was confused by this: “What do you mean?”

He really didn’t understand while Shen Qingqiu pretended not to understand. He waved his fan and said: “Who knows what he means. Pass, pass, pass.”

Shang Qinghua: “Why did you decide on this?”

Shen Qingqiu mulled over it for a moment: “I don’t know either. It somehow got decided somewhere down the line. Probably……because he looked pitiful?”

Luo Binghe doubtfully said: “I still don’t understand what’s being asked.”

Shen Qingqiu patted his head, then sincerely and earnestly said: “It’s fine if you don’t understand. In any case, you’re not losing out on anything.”

Shang Qinghua: “Where did you first have intimate skin on skin contact?”

Shen Qingqiu was just about to reply when Luo Binghe beat him to it and said: “Qing Jing Peak.”

Shen Qingqiu: “Buried……”

Luo Binghe once again rushed to answer: “Qing Jing Peak, bamboo house.”

Shen Qingqiu thought to himself, alright, Luo Binghe would never admit to such a failure of a first time. If he wants it to be Qing Jing Peak then it’s Qing Jing Peak. There’s no point in arguing over this. Let’s just go along with his answer and forget about correcting it.

Shang Qinghua: “What was your impression at that time?”

Shen Qingqiu didn’t make a sound.

If he were to tell the truth then there would only be three words: “Pain, pain, pain”. Saying that in front of other people would greatly reduce Luo Binghe’s reputation.

Luo Binghe dejectedly said: “Shizun was really good. But I was really useless.”

Shang Qinghua: “On the morning of your first time, what was your first sentence?’

Luo Binghe: “Shizun, breakfast is ready.”

Shen Qingqiu: “Don’t say anything else. First, put on your clothes!”

Shang Qinghua: “How many times do you have intercourse each month?”

Shen Qingqiu found this outrageous: “Who has so much time on their hands that they would count this kind of thing? Also, why are the questions constantly progressing towards a very strange direction?”

Luo Binghe seriously said: “Approximately speaking, one night in three days. If Shizun is happy then occasionally I’ll be allowed to touch him again after just two days.”

Shang Qinghua bit the shaft of his writing bush and then muttered as he recorded the answer: “This isn’t right……based on my settings, there shouldn’t be a problem even if he were to do it nonstop from the start of the month to the end of the month?”

Shang Qinghua: “Generally speaking, the location for your intimate skin on skin contact is?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “He’s obsessed with the bamboo house.”

Luo Binghe was all smiles as he nodded his head: “Un.”

Shang Qinghua: “Where do you want to attempt [BEEP] at?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Where do we not do it? There’s no point in changing the location.”

Luo Binghe casually said: “Bai Zhan Peak.”

The area turned dead silent.

Luo Binghe calmly said: “Bai Zhan Peak Practice Field.”

Shen Qingqiu =口=: “……F***?!”

Shang Qinghua: Do you not want your life or do you not want your sense of shame?!

Shang Qinghua: “When you [BEEP] is there any kind of arrangement that you two have?”

Luo Binghe: “When it hurts, you definitely have to tell me. Definitely!”

Shen Qingqiu: “No crying!”

Shang Qinghua: “I say, have you two mistaken the meaning of the word ‘arrangement’?”

Shang Qinghua: “With regards to the way of thinking that even if you can’t obtain their heart, at the very least you still have to obtain their [BEEP], do you approve of it or oppose it?”

Shen Qingqiu disapprovingly said: “A loser……loser’s way of thinking.”

Luo Binghe said: “Without their heart, what’s the point of wanting their [BEEP].”

Shang Qinghua felt endlessly saddened by this: Under his writing, Luo Binghe was obviously an exceptional stallion that sought to satiate his bodily lust. The number of girls that he forcefully [BEEP] was definitely in the two digits……

He knew that in this strange world Luo Binghe had become a homosexual but just how did he progressively fall into this state!

Shang Qinghua: “If the other person were to be forcefully [BEEP] by a thug, what would you do?”

This question was too surreal.

Shen Qingqiu was speechless for quite a while before he said: “Who’s so desperate as to forcefully [BEEP] him……”

Even if you want to die, would it be totally out of the question to look for a more sad, beautiful, and overall better-looking way to die?

Luo Binghe gathered his sleeves and leisurely said: “Turn him into human swine10, throw him into the Endless Abyss, and then think of some other methods to slowly use on him until he dies.”

Shang Qinghua: “If a good friend told you I’m very lonely so just for tonight, please……and requests for intimate skin on skin contact, would you?”

Luo Binghe apathetically said: “I don’t have that kind of honorless friend. I don’t need friends.”

Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and blew the tea leaves in his cup. He drank a mouthful before saying: “I don’t have any either.”

Luo Binghe skeptically said: “Is that so? Liu……shishu wouldn’t do this kind of thing?”

Tea was sprayed all over the floor.

Shang Qinghua came back after changing into clean clothing and continued to ask questions.

“Do you think that you’re good at making love? What about the other person?”

Shen Qingqiu gave a hollow laugh. Luo Binghe had tears in his eyes and looked like he wanted to cry. The moment Shen Qingqiu saw his worry-filled face and painfully dismal appearance that seemed unable to say anything, his heart took pity on him. He turned towards Shang Qinghua and raged: “Why do you have to talk about someone’s sore point? Pass!”

Shang Qinghua picked his ear: “In any case, you’re going to blame me anyway.”

Shang Qinghua: “Do you have any interest in [BEEP] [BEEP]?”

Luo Binghe said: “What’s that? Shizun, why is it that the things I’m unable to understand are increasing in number?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Oh. He’s asking if you like it when I hit you and yell at you or would you feel something if I were to use a needle to stab you and use fire to burn you.”

Luo Binghe appeared rather bashful as he softly said: “Since it’s something that Shizun does, how could this disciple not like it.”

Shang Qinghua clearly understood him and began to write: “Luo Binghe is very interested in [BEEP] [BEEP]!”

Shang Qinghua: “During sexual intercourse, what’s something that’s relatively painful for you?”

Luo Binghe: “Too small.”

Shen Qingqiu: “Too big.”

Shang Qinghua inwardly screamed that both the master and disciple were shameless. He wrote down: “Natural understanding!”

Shang Qinghua: “Has there ever been a case where the shou took the initiative to seduce?”

Shen Qingqiu pointed at himself: “Me? Do I look like that kind of person?”

Shang Qinghua mumbled: “Hard to say. Actually, you look pretty straight……”

Shang Qinghua: “Where do you like being kissed by the other person?”

Luo Binghe said: “Forehead, fingers, lips, everywhere.”

Shen Qingqiu helplessly said: “In truth……this child doesn’t know to kiss, only to bite.”

Shang Qinghua: “What pleases the other person the most during [BEEP]?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Praise him and say that he’s improved?”

Luo Binghe said: “Not crying.”

Shang Qinghua’s writing brush moved like the wind as he absent-mindedly added a sentence: “Shen-dada’s requirements are very low.”

Shang Qinghua: “At that time what would you think of?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “Who came up with this questionnaire? Do they have any experience? At that time, other than a mental blank what else could you think of!”

Shang Qinghua: “Do you take off the clothes yourself or does the other person help take them off?”

Shen Qingqiu said: “If I were to let him take them off, I wouldn’t have many clothes left that I could wear.”

Luo Binghe explained: “Shizun, at that time how could I control my strength?”

Shang Qinghua: “Approximately how many times in one day?”

Shen Qingqiu felt a headache as he said: “How many times? Who actually counts this?”

Shang Qinghua turned a page and had yet to ask the next question when Luo Binghe, who had long lost his patience, gave a cold smile and said: “If you really want to know, it’ll be enough if I just count today and then tell you later Shang……shishu!”

As expected, Luo Binghe was a man of action. If he said that he was going to count then he was going to count. Shang Qinghua hadn’t registered his words yet when he tugged Shen Qingqiu and said: “Forgive me for not keeping you company!” He kicked the door open and left with a heroic spirit full of power and grandeur. A gale blew into the room and blew the pile of questionnaire answers that he had just written all over the floor.

The corner of Shang Qinghua’s mouth constantly twitched as he squatted down to pick up a few papers. After a while, he suddenly knelt down..

“Shen-dada……the mission……still haven’t asked everything……system, don’t be so quick to deduct points give me some time aaaahh!”

This extra is by Luen of and was originally posted on Luen’s website.

Reika’s Notes:

  • I feel like this is super useful if someone wants to write fanfiction.
  • I love how they really are like a kindergarten teacher and pupil, lol!
  • Papapa at Bai Zhan Peak Practice Field…
  • Proficient Lie Teller? He’s so good I can’t even remember any specific time that he lied.
  • Thanks for reading.

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  1. -dada basically is an equivalent of -sama.
  2. In the original Airplane didn’t use “pet” but he did use a word that’s used to refer to animals or objects and due to differences in the syntax of the 2 languages, I had to use the word pet otherwise I wouldn’t have a clue how to rephrase the sentence.
  3. for those pure-minded individuals, green wood = the D, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you’re welcome
  4. shishu = martial uncle
  5. ge = bro; shizi = martial nephew
  6. I used “Master” here because SQQ used wei shi to refer to himself and I wanted to differentiate from LBH’s normal shizun
  7. Papapa = slang for doing it
  8. Spring in Chinese can also mean joy, life, or lust
  9. literal meaning gong = to attack; shou = to receive
  10. human swine = Chinese torture method where the limbs are chopped off, eyes are gouged out, and the tongue is cut out.

56 thoughts on “Chapter 88 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. Shen Qingqiu had me howling. Too bad he passed on some of the more spicy questions I would have had loved to hear an answer to! lol

    1. The author’s latest work titled Heaven’s Official Blessing has less of those “kinks” scene. That novel is so good and it’s my favorite work of the author among the three. Check it out! 🙂

    2. Heaven’s Official Blessing is in another level. I haven’t read anything that is better yet.

  2. Luo Binghe : I don’t need friends.
    They disappoint me. *random move*

    Thank you for your hard work and translation :3

  3. “Turn him into human swine, throw him into the Endless Abyss, and then think of some other methods to slowly use on him until he dies.”

    OMG Is this the Original Luo Binghe?! Seems like it’s really in your blood being a demon to turn someone into a human stick ah😂😲

    Oh Luo Binghe, my precious baby boy is just sooooo adorable. Fluffy fluffy demon king cry baby. And Shen QingQui really loves and adore him ah. He always give in to Luo Binghe cause he doesn’t want him to cry.

  4. Scum Villain really got good reviews and this is my favorite MXTX novel :glee:
    Crying LBH is SQQ’s weakness
    SQQ tsundere but a horny bastard on the inside.

  5. Dense Xian's Emperor's Smile

    Shang Qinghua: “Where did the two of you have your first date?”

    Luo Binghe: “Huan Hua Palace Water Prison.”

    Shang Qinghua: “……”

    Shen Qingqiu: “……”

    Author and the person who went on a date both seemed to be in a shock 😃😃😃
    Exactly that was not a date🙈

  6. Shen is just Tsundere , haughty princess who happens to be subconsciously erotic type while Bing is yandere , loyal doggie type who happens to be huge M? In the end it all works out🧐

    1. Then you migth be able to help:
      “for those pure-minded individuals, green wood = the D, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you’re welcome”
      What is D? Bare in mind that I am 48yo and far from been a pure-minded individual.

    2. Did the person above me just said they’re 48?? Damn the mxtx fandom knows no limits that’s for sure 😂

  7. Hi the other day me and my friend had a disagreemant about shen qingqiu’s name do you say it like:shen ching chiu or shen kingkiu

    1. It’s /shen chinchiu/ while the “iu” is pronounce like an ‘e’ and an ‘o’ together ^^

    2. The “q” is like the chi in children, and the “iu” is like saying “e i o” in quick succession

  8. This chapter really needs to be edited by someone who speaks English better. A lot of the dialogue makes no sense because the translations are too literal. Like the “3 days and 1 night” line – it makes it sound like they only have sex 4 times a month, as opposed to “every third night” which is what someone on Twitter said is the actual translation. The parts about “arrangements” and “too small” also make no sense.

    1. Are you volunteering? I feel like you may be underestimating the effort it takes to both – find someone willing to translate for free and translate chapters to a standard that makes more sense in English and carries across the cultural context without compromising either.

    2. I had no difficulty understanding any of this, and my mother tongue is German. Maybe you’re too literal minded.

    3. Martina Bušovská

      Ah, LBH is really jealous when it comes to Liu shishu…as he should:)))

    1. I am so in logo be with this chapter……💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓🥰🥰🥰

  9. Proficient lie teller hahahah… if you don’t get the hint, LBH was a manipulative bast4rd who acted cute and obedient but he was actually ruthless. SQQ knew this too that was why he was so afraid of him back then. The only thing that changed was we knew that LBH loved his Shizun very much so we knew he wouldn’t hurt him.

  10. Okeoghene Ifere

    I think Luo Binghe considers the bamboo their first time because the first time they did it neither was in a position to give consent with him being controlled by his sword and Shen Qingqiu focusing on saving him and the world.

    1. White lotus mean innocent mary sue type characters. Black lotus is pure in appearance, but opposite inside.

  11. Is it weird that now I wanna write some papapa with sub top binghe and power bottom sqq???

    1. DO IT!!! You know you want to~
      Nope, it’s not weird at all. We all know Binghe gets off from being bossed around by his beloved Shizun. Bossy Shizun is hot! So service top Binghe + power bottom Shizun = happiness and satisfaction.

  12. LOL. I love this pair of husbands screwing the questions. LBH wanting to papapa at Bai Zhan Peak Practice Field))) Such a vinegar chugging man. Wanting a territorial display just to stick it to his rival that their mutual love interest is his.
    “Who’s so desperate as to forcefully [BEEP] him……” AHAHA SQQ is hilarious)))

    Also, pardon my language, but Airplane bro WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!! Luo Binghe just said that he doesn’t want sex without love, which kudos to him. And you?? You are saddened? Because LBH does not rape people? WTF? You just admitted that under your writing the number of women he raped was in double digits! That is NOT okay! That is not just a “good stallion” thing! The fact that you’re disappointed there is no sexual assault is appaling!

    1. Haha he is probably just sad Bing-mei astrayed faraway as how Airplane bro’s original brainchild Bing-ge was supposedly molded. Tho this change with Bing-mei of course a good development for his character, as the creator and author, it is natural for Airplane bro to feel this. It’s like his own brainchild was stolen by another writer and modified drastically, like some copyright infringement etc, it’s kinda heart-breaking for authors.. Like your artwork got stolen and modified to pass as a new artwork even if it is still visibly his. Something like that. Haha hard to explain. All in all, it’s just a common property rights opinion…

  13. Thank you for the extra! Binghe has no patience at all lol. At least, no patience for people besides SQQ.
    The three days and one night answer, I wonder if that means the time in between doing it? Since BH says he’s sometimes allowed after only two days. Otherwise I don’t quite understand what he means (@[email protected])

    1. I didn’t understand either. But maybe it’s like three and a half days? LBH is so exact when it comes to sex with his shizun, he would definitely count the half day. XD

    2. Maybe he doesn’t mean it literally, but that the total amount of hours they have papapa a month makes a total of three days and a night. It means that a month they papapa 72 hours + however long chinese measure a night to be. Which then means by LBH’s comment that they do it every two or three days.

    3. I think it’s may like this, they papapa on monday night then do it again on thursday night. If SQQ’s mood is good then on monday night and wednesday night 😅

  14. Their relationship is just like mine. I’m Luo Binghe and my boyfriend is Shen Qingqiu XD
    Except less extreme..

  15. Bai Zhan Peak Practice Field? Does he want to show off for LQG?

    After reading this, I really feel pity for SQQ. They truly have a kindergarden teacher and a young Child’s relationship.

    Thanks for the translation!

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