Chapter 52 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Chapter 52 – Eternal Regret of the Chunshan

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(TN: Chunshan means “Spring (time) Mountain.”)<

 

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Reika’s notes:

Here is a picture of a Pipa being played.

Photo by Jean-Pierre Dalbéra from Paris, France [CC BY 2.0 ], via Wikimedia Commons. Link.
  • This chapter is by Lily.
  • How tragic is it when a man goes to a place to buy some female companionship, only to find that they are all fujoshis who are fans of your love story with your wayward disciple?
  • Regarding the title, spring is the time for romance. For example, 春宵chūnxiāo means “spring night” but it’s also used to refer to a night of papapa. In the title, it’s a “spring mountain.”
  • Papapa – the onomatopoeia of flesh on flesh.
  • “…the title of Jun.” 君 (jūn) means monarch; lord; gentleman; ruler.
  • It seems like 天琅君 Tianlang-Jun is a title given to the lords or kings of the demon realm with ancient/heavenly demon blood. Tian – heavenly. Lang – onomatopeia of jade, meaning some precious. Jun – lord.
  • “Junshang” – 君上 – same as the Jun above and shang means “high” or “exalted.” So it’s something like “the great lord.”

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108 thoughts on “Chapter 52 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. The highlight of this chapter is that one paragraph that mentions papapa every few words. LOL

    And initially when Shen Qingqiu said he wanted women, I thought he was gonna bring them back to his room and you know… I thought this since he told Zhuzhi Lang to get rid of the snakes. XD

  2. Hahahahahahahaha i laughed so hard and got tears in my eyes when papapa is life for them😂lmao can’t imagine how shizun a straight man look realizing the meaning of that song😂😂

    1. This chapter was pur gold. Gosh i never laugh this much readind a novel.
      Papapa is becoming my prefered word 🙂

    1. 😂 Ikr. Before death, after dying after resurrection. And then Qingqiu thinking “is this a f**kin por*?” 😂😂😂

  3. Is it just me who actually wants to hear the ballad of that *papapa thing with english translation on youtube?….@-@ oh wait…IT IS JUST ME. *looks down and hides self under the table.*

  4. So much papapa before and after. LMAO if I was there, I would be laughing my butt off knowing SQQ is right beside me. Oh man awesome chapter. Wait, so does that mean LBH suddenly had an idea that the SQQ isn’t dead? His reaction was kinda weird.

    1. Yeah. I think he realized the SSQ in his dream is real and not created by his mind.

  5. PLOT HOLE! FILLED! Now to fill the counties other ones. You can do it, Shizun!

    I wanna hear this song about papapa.

    As always, thank you very much for the chapter!

  6. He was still wracking his brain for solutions and, from this angle, couldn’t see the wisp of a twisted smile that tilted the corner of Luo Binghe’s mouth

    – does this mean binghe knows something?

  7. I’m glad ma man SQQ got some long deserved relaxation with some female companionship… Although with that ending he is not going to be in the mood for anything naughty, ah poor sod 🤣

    Atleast LZL and us readers got a good laugh out of it. Thanks for the updates, only thing I look forward to on Monday xD

  8. Well tbh I don’t know how to react to this chapter
    First, I feel excited cz FINALLY THE PLOT HOLE FILLING EVENT! just like Shen Qingqiu did. And then ‘whaaat wtf what they’ll do to shizun??’ ‘Oh Shen Qingqiu wanted to refresh his mind after mind breaking event with his little lamb by womens?’ And then burst out laughing because of the BALLAD!
    With so much papapa in it and the entire womens there sobbing of the papapa ballad, tbh I feel sorry for our Shizun that he can’t escape…

    Thank you for the chapter!

  9. Told myself that I should at least stock some chapters so that these cliffhangers won’t harm my poor soul once again but the temptation is too strong. ╮(╯∀╰)╭

    HAHAHAHAHA Poor SQQ your love story follows you everywhere.

    Thank you for your hard work! ♡ Stay strong and #Fighting

    1. I understand completely when I think of that one poor soul who left a comment here that he/she saved chapters to binge read. He had stocked up chapters… up to chapter 43 (the worst cliffhanger in the entire story).

  10. UGHHH SNAKESSS, UGH NOOOO. I can’t believe i finally get to the end of the chapter. I feel so uncomfortable, my neck, my skin ughhhhhh

    On that note, *papapa*

  11. Thank you for the update!! HAHAHAH the moment when SQQ realised dear Bingmei’s heart uwu
    And to want to visit girls only to see that they’re shipping the main protag and you together AHAHAHA it’s so cute ahdhdhdh
    Looking forward to the next chapter as well!!

    1. SQQ: I came here to have a good time and…

      but well, LBH’s love has conquered more women that if still was that stallion protagonist

  12. Ahaha, the fanfiction ballad…. It’s probably even funnier (or more tragic… lol) for Shen Yuan who likely knows of the concept of modern fanfiction.
    Also, the fact that the novel has become reality, only allowing him to be a character shipped with LBH by basically every other character including Binghe himself..

    Thank you for the chapter!!

  13. — had a heart more delicate than a young maiden

    LOL… SQQ realizing that LBH is more of Bing-mei than Bing-ge.

    And that fan song. ROFL…. If I didn’t know LBH is busy giving SQQ body life energy, I would bet that he was the one who wrote the ballad.

    Thanks for the translation..

  14. This novel is the only thing that is saving my miserable life right nowwww! Hahah thanks for translatinggg! 😁😁😁😁😁

  15. LOL!
    man, if it wasn’t for complex and for the most part quite serious MDZS, I’d think this author was into writing crack novels xD
    too bad the snakes behaved themselves 😏 I’d be into some snek papapa 🐍 bc why not, it’d be like tentacle p*rn huhuhuhu :3

  16. ‘the wisp of a twisted smile that tilted the corner of Luo Binghe’s mouth’

    <—just wait for it, SQQ, he’s already figured it out. LBH is actually intelligent when he’s not being a shizun-idiot (what I call it when he sees shizun and his IQ appears to dive 200 points). He’s not demon king protagonist for nothing.

    1. You should really read the airplane extras when this translation is complete… You’ll see things in a new light. XD

  17. I was thinking in SQQ sitting in a large sofa with his arms and legs spread surrounded by ladies, smirking smoking, with dollars in his hands. Badass womanizer shizun.

    1. Damn, that is badass.
      In scenes where they’re surrounded by harems, such as this or similar ones in Heaven Official’s Blessing and MDZS, I get uncomfortable in place of the characters because of my own outright disgust towards pretty much any human contact, save for the genuine interactions between cps… scenes like that make me squirm… however, I think you’ve just cured me of that because I can’t stop laughing at that image now…
      Thank you, friend xD

  18. Unpopular opinion but, I need to not take this novel seriously lest I feel creeped out from Binghe.
    Everyone shipping Shizun to Binghe, but what does Shizun REALLY feel though? He keeps saying he’ll run away but he ends up going back. He cleaely have good feelings for Binghe, but it’s not clear that it’s romantic feelings even.
    I don’t wanna ship unwilling Shizun.

    1. Well it’s clearly unhealthy, the depth of LBH’s ‘feelings’ for Shizun. He’s manipulative, as that smile, uncaught by SQQ shows. He probably said those things knowing SQQ would fall for them, and would never show such a side to anyone else.

      On the other hand, the setting and upbringing the character comes from matters. Did the ML (and other characters) receive the same education we (the modern reader) have, on what’s healthy and not? Ofc, this doesn’t ‘excuse’ LBH, right? His most beloved person (the only one other than his mom who took care of him so much) pushed him off a cliff and declared him dead – LBH didn’t even avoid his Shizun’s sword. Yep, not at all healthy, pretty fucked up situation here.

      And then ofc this is fiction. I enjoy violent video games – but in RL violence sickens me. Same when I see unhealthy relationships, rape, coercion, abuse etc in RL. Why do we put these things aside when it comes to fiction? I have no idea. Playing video games gives me stress relief but I would never do those acts in RL. I find LBH a cutie but I’d run faaaar away if I ever find myself with someone exhibiting these characteristics/actions towards me… Probaby, if I didn’t fall for their charms. That said, kudos to the author who does seem aware that the character isnt all roses and gives us readers hints.

      Finally, this is about half way thru the novel I think. So I guess there’s going to be something that changes SQQ’s feelings later on… And damn that got long and dark fast lmao.

  19. “When did they f***ing get made into a popular ballad?!”

    Hahahaha SQQ is having a memtal breakdown and gahd it summarizes the entire novel ahahahaha.. and the entire shop seems to be a Fujoshi den xD.. poor shizun always stumbles into the demon kin

    Thanks for the chapter!!~ 🙇🙇🙇🙇

  20. Thank you for the translation. This novel is pure gold!

    Binghe pure of heart and fragile, yeah, right! That smirk says it all!
    And poor poor Shen Yuan will never escape his destiny. Is everyone in this book suddenly a fujoshi? 😀

  21. ResidentialPsycho

    Time for some dirty snake yaoi….

    Cough. Poor Shizun. I guess he’s not going to be in the mood to play around in the brothel after learning about this ballad. His new friend appears to be fully aware that the MC had no idea Luo Binghe felt about him in such a way, which saves some explanations. I wonder if Airplane has heard about all this drama and Binghe getting bent.

    1. Oh, has Airplane ever… There’s an interesting reason for Binghe suddenly finding his inner crybaby.

    1. spoiler alert for the extras: LBH himself said that he treated SQQ’s body with the utmost respect. It was just unfortunate that other people (the author of their fanfiction *coughLiuMingYancough*) thought it was something else.

  22. This is too much, my cheeks hurt from all that smiling XDXDXD like that kind of story is just XDXDXD like XDXDXD can’t even articulate it properly XDXDXD but it’s just XD idek anymore XDXDXD thanks for the chapter~~

  23. Wow, to be honest, I didn’t see that coming! I didn’t even register the snake as an npc, let alone a chekov’s gunman! And finally the blood parasite is neutralized! at least, as long as no one kills Zhuzhi… Please don’t kill sassy snake boy, i like his snark…

    Also, is LBH’s dad more stable than his son? I hope there is no bad blood between SQQ and daddy demon lord…

    Also, I am also worried about Cang Qiong mountain… I hope it survives this crazy couple’s shenanigans…

  24. Thank you for the chapter! This is my favorite BL novel right now and I always look forward to your new chapter releases.

  25. That was funny 😂 he can’t escape it anywhere he goes lol
    I wonder when LB will realize that he is the real thing in his dreams?
    I don’t understand why he wants to take him into the demon world 🤔

  26. White Head Ice Prince

    ((To clear up the plot, in short, this was a shameless master-disciple couple, spending all day on some nameless mountain ignoring their duties to papapa, going down the mountain to fight monsters and papapa, using papapa to settle misunderstandings, still needing a round of papapa before dying, continuing to papapa after death, continuing to papapa as before after resurrection…… story.))

    That sounds like a excellent story.

  27. Oh man, I would love to hear the entire ballad of the Resentment of Chunshan hahaha! Thanks for translating!

  28. to find out you are now famous for being protagonist of the tragic legendary papapa couple. The despair of being known for staring in porn stories. All the girls are so thirsty..I bet the original one have less papapa and when it circulate further all the content become filled with porn ahahahahah I am crying so hard XD

    If LBH ever talk to one of their fan and asking for advice..hoo boy ajahajahahhaha

    1. Heh, I can’t help but wonder who circulated the first version? It isn’t likely to be Cang Qiong mountain, since they hate LBH, and Huan hua palace was firmly of LBH’s side… so, gossip turned into a ballad for the ages?

  29. Papapa has become my new favourite word 😂
    Has Luo BingHe found out that Shen Qingqiu is still alive? Is it because he didn’t get that ‘electric shock’ as Liu Qingge did?

    Zhuzhi-lang though! I have this urge to ship him with Shen Qingqiu (coz I’m that dirty, yes 🐍 XD)

    And dang, 8-pack! 6-pack has no meaning for our dear stallion protag *-*
    Many of the fanarts of Luo Binghe that I have seen pictured him with soft curly hair. I’m quite fond of the idea actually, it gives him the innocent child-like image.
    I prefer a cool and manly Shizun too, one of my favourite artist is @minorujoeling on twitter. Her arts are really great. You should check it out if you haven’t before!
    Thank you for the chapter! 💕💕

    1. Maybe it’s because she mainly draws mdzs. It might be a better idea to check her instagram @joe_ling instead when I think about it 😂

      Please bless this humble one with more godly fanarts in the future!

  30. So basically pa pa pa all day and pa pa pa to make the problems go away?

    Thank you for the chapter! Is he going to escape by using a woman disguise!?
    If not then what the heck are they doing there? I hope MC has a good reason to go there.

  31. Papapa im dying sqq really has it bad my god Also looks like lbh’s paternal side seems to have it in their genes to date someone from the other race i can not wait for the father to appear lol thank you for the translation

  32. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha muero! xD lastima que el papapa no pase en la historia real por lo menos no aún xD excelente traducción! gracias por tus gran esfuerzo! ♥ ♥ ♥

    1. “Zhuzhi-Lang was declining all service, quietly sitting to the side and pretending to be empty air. What a pity that he exposed himself when his shoulders faintly shook.”

      At least someone got a laugh out of it 😂😂😂😂

  33. I actually thought it would turn out that he chose a male brothel. But, this is just as delightful hahahaha. Thanks for the great translation ♥️

  34. HAHAHA!! omg poor SQQ lol why would they even sing that lol? if he were Gay then sure, if he was straight would that not offend him lol? or was it popular for everyone hahaha!

  35. hanks again for translate I just saw the update and came running to read.

    1. Lou has a noble heart and shen is seeing now, even more he is finally noticing how is his presence strongly entangled with Lou and he is not only the teacher.

    2. I wonder if lou’s rage would reach the 5000 points maybe when he discoveres shen is alive

    3. A quick question so shen prepared three bodies and one of them was used by luo’s cousin?

    4. I wonder how shen will corresponding luo’s feelings

    Thanks again and I wish you a good week

    1. If you go back and read the chapter where the snake demon (ZZL) originally appeared, ZZL took one of the seeds himself. It wasn’t a body. There is no info in this chapter about growing a body since ZZL refused to talk about it.

    2. I don’t think that will make him angry, I think there will be great relief and happiness rather than anger, he loves Shizun all of his actions after being abandoned by our MC has always been to prove himself to Shizun, he might be angry but only because he spent 5 years without him lol plus the 3 before that.

    3. The only thing that will make him that angry is if someone hurt his Shizun, by hurt I mean turn him into a human stick lol maybe if the original LB came to that world and did that to him then… and only then would he go over 5000 lol… that would be quite the twist though 😛 him fighting himself lol… or an alternate version 😛

    4. I don’t know… he might go into one of his ‘shizun is running away from me because he doesn’t want me’ moods and get all depressed. And remember how it went the last time he thought something like that in the water prison arc? Hopefully, the joy of finding shizun is alive again will trump the whole ‘i treated shizun like shit and he probably hates me for it’ angst.

      Who knows… maybe SQQ and LBH will finally learn to communicate…

  36. Shang QingHua is Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky right? *bad memory* 😛 will he shows up later? Hehe

  37. Papapa~papapa~papapa~

    “How tragic is it when a man goes to a place to buy some female companionship, only to find that they are all fujoshis who are fans of your love story with your wayward disciple?”

    All I can say is when will they ~papapa~ for real?
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Thanks Lily.

  38. That last part… .Everything is eventually “papapa”…😂 😂😂😂
    Poor SHIZUNNNNNNNNNNN ! ! 😂😂😂😂😂

    Thank you for the chapter Translator-sama, it’s awesome! 👍👍👍👍

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