Chapter 56 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Chapter 56: The Person in the Coffin

Luo Binghe withstood it completely without making a single sound.

“…” Honestly speaking, Shen Qingqiu didn’t think that he would actually hit him. But that didn’t stop him from punching him extremely hard as if he was slamming all the suppressed anger from these past few days with it. Suddenly, the System beeped and announced:

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Shen Qingqiu: “…”

Luo Binghe truly… fully deserved to be called a masochist! If he wasn’t being abused, he wasn’t happy. Hitting him one time actually gave 500 cool points, and the System’s announcement even changed into flashy, youthful emoticons. It also used a tilde (~) for the first time ever. In all his years of living, he had never seen something so bizarre, especially since this bizarre thing was raised by him!

Shen Qingqiu was just lamenting over the failed results of his teaching method when Luo Binghe stopped playing along with him. With a push of his right hand, Shen Qingqiu accidentally released a burst of spiritual energy that he was suppressing in his palm, and the ceiling shook as he smashed a uniformly shaped dent into it. The dust pattered down, and Luo Binghe covered him with his body, both of his hands grabbing onto Shen Qingqiu’s outer robe. He easily ripped it and laughed loudly. “Go ahead and hit me, in any case, I won’t die! This disciple will gladly endure Shizun’s teachings!”

His smile seemed to conceal a trace of faint misery. Shen Qingqiu even forgot about his clothes being ripped as his heart twinged, and he couldn’t help but stop moving. But Luo Binghe didn’t give him any more time to consider tender affection; instead, he suddenly ripped apart Shen Qingqiu’s inner robe with one hand before he groped his waist, skin against skin.

Shen Qingqiu melted for a moment on the spot, before he immediately knocked Luo Binghe on the head with the hilt of his sword. He scolded, “You animal!”

Luo Binghe said with resignation, “In any case, I’m not even as good as an animal in Shizun’s eyes, so I might as well act like one.”

Shen Qingqiu was so angry that he wanted to laugh, but his vision blurred abruptly, and his body tilted as the Xiu Ya sword clattered onto the ground.

A kind of pulling force so strong that it felt as if his entire soul was about to be dragged out of his body attacked him. He could only stiffen his body, and Luo Binghe also stopped moving, somewhat bewildered. In the blink of an eye, Shen Qingqiu’s head was already hurting so much that it felt like it was about to explode.

Countless fragments of scenes flashed swiftly before his eyes. Sometimes it was a white expanse of blank space, sometimes it was pitch black darkness, and sometimes he seemed to see indistinct human figures. There was a sharp ringing that painfully pierced his eardrums.

Luo Binghe couldn’t afford to be wary any longer and hastily sat up before reaching out a hand to hold him down. Unexpectedly, he couldn’t restrain Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu hugged his head as he rolled around on the floor, struggling, feeling as if there was a pair of huge hands roughly dragging his soul and mind out of his body.

There was something screaming, and as it shrieked, it felt like hands were reaching out at him from all directions, tearing at his soul.

Luo Binghe said in a panic, “Shizun, I… I was only trying to scare you just then. Don’t take it seriously! What’s wrong?”

Shen Qingqiu’s body thrashed and flipped around in his arms. Luo Binghe half-held him as he quickly used his spiritual energy to sweep through the inside of Shen Qingqiu’s body. There were clearly no abnormalities, but the sound of Shen Qingqiu’s screaming was indescribably mournful and terrifying, as if burning red brand had been shoved deep inside his brain. Luo Binghe used every method he knew, but still, nothing worked.

As Shen Qingqiu’s pulse grew weaker and weaker, Luo Binghe started to shake slightly before his trembling grew stronger and stronger. Finally, he couldn’t prop himself up any longer, and he half-kneeled and half-fell onto his knees.

He roared, “Everyone! Everyone get in here!”

Shen Qingqiu suddenly opened his eyes.

Everything was pitch-black.

His heart was thumping wildly, and his eardrums seemed to be throbbing in time with it. In order to see whether or not it was just too dark, or whether he had gone blind, Shen Qingqiu really did reach out his hand.

He hadn’t extended it fully yet before his fingers bumped into a solid barrier. Shen Qingqiu slowly started to fumble around.

After feeling about for a while, he had a guess in mind. He was currently inside something narrow, as if he was placed inside a long stone box. He patted the stone wall lightly, and it was ice cold, the texture fine and smooth; he estimated that it was made of something like marble. The walls didn’t feel thick, and they should be about four inches wide, he found after using his spiritual energy to probe around.

He fumbled around for a bit before he held his breath and suddenly used force. His spiritual energy spiked, and he slammed a palm with a bang against the middle of the stone lid. He hit it three times in a row before the darkness fell apart, along with the enormous sound of stone crumbling.

Large amounts of fresh oxygen poured in, and Shen Qingqiu sat up abruptly, forcefully sucking in a few breaths. Only then did he discover that it wasn’t actually that fresh and felt more like the air hadn’t circulated underground for many years. Furthermore, it was extremely thin. When he lowered his head to take another look, he saw that he was actually lying inside of a coffin.

This long, stone box was unexpectedly a delicately carved stone coffin, its entire body glistening white like jade.

He pushed down lightly against the edge of the coffin and leaped out. When he looked around, he saw that he was currently standing in a weakly lit stone room. The coffin, which had its lid blown off, was lying on the altar in the middle of the room. Dusty objects were piled irregularly in the corners; there was everything from weapons and gems to scrolls, bottles, and jars. The cold light of swords and spears, along with the luster of gems and jewels, glimmered faintly beneath a layer of thick dust. After looking around in a circle, he saw that the walls were covered with paintings of demons dancing wildly, encircling him heavily in all directions.

The demon race’s Holy Mausoleum. Shen Qingqiu arrived at this conclusion.

He hadn’t digested this information yet when he unconsciously lowered his head and was hit by another piece of news.

His body was no longer the corporeal body molded from the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed. This was Shen Qingqiu’s original body!

The Holy Mausoleum had a way to call back those from the dead; this truly wasn’t something said to deceive others. Judging from the circumstances, it seemed like someone had smuggled Shen Qingqiu’s corpse into the Holy Mausoleum before activating the soul recall array. It had dragged him completely out of his new body and back into this one.

The Holy Mausoleum was the demon race’s forbidden area, and it was also the place where the past supreme rulers rested peacefully after death. If one didn’t reach this high of a position, they would die upon entering. But when Shen Qingqiu was sent in, he was a dead person, and his soul had repossessed his body afterward. He slipped in through a loophole, which gave him this chance to sightsee.

Shen Qingqiu tested out his spiritual energy, and it flowed smoothly and easily. Luo Binghe said that he spent five years restoring this body’s meridian system, which had actually been the truth. As for the toxicity of “Without A Cure,” he didn’t feel like his spiritual energy was sluggish for the time being, but he didn’t know if the poison had been dissolved or not.

Once a soul occupied and was removed from the corporeal body molded from the Dew Flower Seed, it would swiftly wither and necrotize. He didn’t know what kind of expression Luo Binghe had right now while facing that withered, wilted body of his…

His train of thought didn’t wander very far before the System issued information with a ‘trill’:

【Please note:You have now entered the high level instance “Holy Mausoleum.” The “Plot Hole Filling” mission has already been assigned. Please attack it eagerly and take initiative of your own accord.】

Shen Qingqiu made an ‘oh’ noise and continued to squat on the ground.

The System: 【Please attack it eagerly and take initiative of your own accord.】

Shen Qingqiu didn’t move. The System: 【Warning: Please att…】

Shen Qingqiu: “I get it, I get it! I’m going!”

Shen Qingqiu felt his balls hurt incessantly1 as he walked outside of the tomb room. As he walked, he recalled the original version of the Holy Mausoleum. The houses in the Demon Realm were sheltered underground, but the Mausoleum was built above ground. In short, its customs were the complete opposite of the Human Realm’s. Not only were there many traps inside the Mausoleum, but it was also treacherous and full of countless demonic creatures that guarded the tombs, hidden in the darkness.

If it weren’t for the System’s evil voice passing through his mind, he would have to be dragged before he would run out into the tomb passageway and wander around blindly!

The tomb passageway was overwhelmingly dark, but Shen Qingqiu didn’t make a snap of fire. He held his breath and walked forward in absolute silence.

Not long after, the sound of rough, prolonged breathing emerged next to his ear.

It could be called breathing, but in reality, it was more like someone’s dying gasps. Shen Qingqiu stood firmly.

Didn’t they come much too fast?

A thin and weak figure slowly appeared from the darkness. It was closely followed by a second and third figure, floating closer very sluggishly like wandering souls.

These figures swayed with each step they took, and they walked nearer and nearer. Shen Qingqiu’s expression didn’t change as he slanted his body and adjusted the frequency of his breathing to the absolute slowest it could go.

This was the lowest-level demonic creature, and one of the guards most likely met in the Mausoleum: the Blind Corpse.

The Blind Corpse’s name had the word “blind” in it, but it wasn’t actually lacking any eyes. In fact, it had several more pairs than other monsters, grotesquely squeezed onto its face. Those with trypophobia would definitely detest it.

However, even though it had many eyes, they were essentially useless. Most of the time, the Blind Corpse’s eyes were pointless, and it roamed about the Holy Mausoleum patrolling all day, its efficiency unusually low. Its eyes were both numerous and large, but they degenerated to a terrible state. However, its ability to perceive light was very strong, and even if the light was merely a weak reflection, it could quickly seize it.

Once it caught something, it would unexpectedly change and instinctively attack the origin of the light ferociously. When that time came, it no longer moved at this speed where it wandered slowly through the tomb passageways in a line. This kind of monster wasn’t scary on its own; what was scary was what often appeared with it.

As Shen Qingqiu thought, a Blind Corpse stumbled closer, and he slipped to the side. Unexpectedly, a faint flame ignited in the darkness.

This flame was dark green and grew brighter and brighter, illuminating the tomb passageway into a bright green. Those Blind Corpses, which were about to brush past him, all abruptly turned their heads. Each and every face was embedded with four or five pairs of enormous, bloodshot eyeballs as they stared straight at Shen Qingqiu, who was in close proximity.

Last Breath Candle!

Shen Qingqiu was extremely fast, and in the next second, he had flashed to the end of the passageway. But no matter where he dodged, a stretch of faint green light would ignite with him so that there was no way to hide his figure. He was fast, but the Blind Corpses that had been provoked by the light were even faster!

Shen Qingqiu sent several Blind Corpses that had thrown themselves over flying. The Last Breath Candles used a living person’s breaths as fuel, and as long as something or someone alive went near it, it would light up by itself. It sounded like a toy that could be used to avoid the swindlers and cheaters that roamed about the streets, but when it was paired with the Blind Corpses, the results were simply unimaginably savage. Just imagine: if an intruder slipped inside the Holy Mausoleum, no matter where he went, he would still have to breathe. When he breathed, the Last Breath Candle would ignite, unable to be extinguished or pinched out. The Last Breath Candle array could be set up in any corner of the Holy Mausoleum. A large horde of Blind Corpses would all throw themselves over, and only when the intruder died would the candle flame gradually dim. Last breath, last breath, the Last Breath Candle was really a great name for it!

For example, right now, more and more light-sensitive Blind Corpses had arrived, and they had already stuffed the entire tomb passageway full!

Shen Qingqiu rushed out of the tomb passageway and scrambled inside of a room. It was very spacious and imposing, and there was a coffin sitting in the middle of it. He vaulted up to it and tried to lift the lid, but it didn’t move. He then hit it, which created a heavy noise, but it still didn’t budge a single inch. The material this coffin was made of was actually much more solid than the one that he was just lying in. Shen Qingqiu thought, Could there be someone inside? He knocked against the lid of the coffin. “May I borrow this to hide in temporarily?”

He was originally just blurting something out, but unexpectedly, after he knocked twice, a voice actually responded from inside.

The voice was clearly coming from inside the coffin, but it was as crisp as if it was right next to his ears, not muffled in the slightest. It seemed to carry the hint of a laugh. “Please help yourself.”

Holy ****. A real reanimated corpse!!!

Shen Qingqiu was terrified. With a sweep of his leg, he swept off several Blind Corpses that threw themselves onto the stone coffin. He leaped off of the stone coffin with two steps before sending several explosive attacks towards the ceiling. Crushed rock crumbled down. Shen Qingqiu saw that it was softening as he hit it, so he continued to attack it furiously. It would be best if he could make the ceiling collapse so he could take advantage of the chaos to run away, burying all the Blind Corpses and the reanimated corpse underneath the rubble. But amidst the melee, the sound of dark hissing suddenly came from outside of the mausoleum hall.

Reika’s Notes:

  • This chapter is by Yan.
  • Happy Chinese New Year! 🐖
  • “… this bizarre thing was raised by him! ” 奇葩 (qí pā) literally means “exotic flower” but in this context means “crackpot” or “weirdo.” So if one translated this more literally it would read: “In all my years, I’ve never seen such an exotic flower, especially an exotic flower that I myself raised.” I only mention it because Shen Qingqiu often compares Luo Binghe to a flower.
  • Please let me know if there are any errors. Thanks for reading.
  • The schedule for this month:

5 – chapter 56
9 – chapter 57
12- chapter 58
16 – chapter 59
19 – chapter 60
23 – chapter 61
26 – chapter 62

~Chapters are scheduled twice a week, every Tuesday and Saturday. Not sure if I can add some more bonus chapters.

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  1. In English it’s called a “pain in the as*” but in Chinese the idiom is “aching balls.” It’s not literal. It just means he’s annoyed.

105 thoughts on “Chapter 56 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. I wonder if someone wants that body that can refill with qi like a self charging battery…but the body will wither and necrosis? It sounds like the body becomes useless but..maybe Lu Binghe can do something so only the ML can possess it? I really like the second body.

  2. Mans is NOT a rapist it really doesn’t fit his character tbh (remember how he turned away from bare SQQ in the Water Dungeon). Like even in canon (published canon? draft canon??) he just seduces (squinting a bit at the Taoist nuns). He got that halo. He doesn’t need to resort to that. He’s just an asshole. They’re both assholes. For their own reasons, yes, but assholes nonetheless.

    God forbid SQQ open his mouth and give SOME type of explanation, even if mostly bs. He likes blinding himself methinks. He doesn’t see the reality, but what he wants to see. “Oh no LBH is no longer the precious white I managed to steer from becoming a venus fly trap, he will never let me go” Please just talk to him. Preferably without accusations. Is he your best boi or is he the scum of the earth? Please stop expecting him to exhibit the traits of a character that no longer exists. You stopped the development of those traits yourself wake up. The system will forever be a pain in the ass but why would you think that you acting ooc would happen in a vacuum?? Clearly others have and will.

    As for LBH, mans has a lot of issues, (attachment, dependence, overbearing, etc. etc.) A lot of us are saying “obsessive” but think of his pov. First your teacher is a diqué. Then he’s the best thing that ever happened to you. Then he pushed you into hell. You spend all that time thinking he hates you for your lineage after being assured that he wouldn’t. You come back from hell, and he avoids tf out of you. He can’t give you a straight explanation. Then he sacrifices himself for your (and others’) benefit. Your teacher is gone. This massive fixture in your life is gone. You still don’t have answers. You find out that he never stopped loving you. You have even more questions. Your teacher comes back to life. His sacrifice was part of a ploy. You still have no answers.

    It’s a lot of hot and cold dancing around happening here. Ntm mans is not wholly human, has his fair share of trauma, and is fighting mental/spiritual takeover on the daily. There are a lot of factors at play here. Excuse mans for wanting to keep the best thing that ever happened to him after a lifetime of pain and loss.

    (I really didn’t expect to come out of this defending LBH as much as I did but gatdam mans has been through it if only he had a better approach to life [I blame the demon blood])

    1. After reading what you said. I certainly agree with what you said, in LBH’s perspective. He has lots of things he isn’t clear about yet. And I think MC shouldn’t expect to much from LBH, I mean. He shouldn’t accuse to much of LBH when he hasn’t thought of LBH’s perspective. The poor LBH is not aware of what SQQ thinks. SQQ should open up more to LBH, that would settle it.

  3. SQQ is finally coming to understand LBH actions a little better, and that he can’t just assume what his intentions are anymore based on the original novel so that’s some progress. Now if only LBH could find out that SQQ never had bad intentions when he tossed him in the demon world and doesn’t hate him for associating with demons. If that misunderstanding were cleared up sooner I don’t think LBH would have become so dark 😭

  4. Are you seriously f***ing telling me Luo Binghe had to watch stupid Shen Qingqiu die while holding him in his arms TWICE already??

    Also I liked the other body better, it was stronger and could clearly help Luo’s problem regarding his spiritual energy without the need to kill anyone 🙁

    1. Roxana Banos Caballero

      SQQ nearly gets raped and he’s the stupid one? Really? I love Binghe but he deserves no pity in this chapter

  5. Aw…. I really like his current body …..that can have unlimited spiritual energy and free from poison. But that knocking and getting approval to the coffin scene really makes me laugh !

    1. Irk.This child is traumatise to a rare level. Seeing the one you love died twice in your arms; And i don’t forget his mother.
      And the worst it that he was bullying him at the moment before…can he really retain his sanity at this point?

  6. Omg I feel so sorry for SQQ. He finally understood the reason for LBH’s behavior, and was even feeling soft-hearted, but dumbo LBH had to ruin it with his scare tactics. T^T And off he’s sent on yet another adventure, dammit! >< How many times is the poor dude gonna experience 'death'? Thanks so much for the chapter! <3

  7. ResidentialPsycho

    Poor Luo Binghe’s going to get seriously traumatized by his Shizun dying all the time. Who made off with Shizun’s corpse this time?! Can’t you all just leave the body be? XD

  8. Just bing read this after finding out it finally updated and I have to ask, is it truly updated every Monday? If so it brings tears of unquenchable joy to my eyes. Even then I am quite literally dying of joy from this arc.

  9. “Go ahead and hit me, in any case, I won’t die! This disciple will gladly endure Shizun’s teachings!”

    His smile seemed to conceal a trace of faint misery. ”

    Is it just me or this implied that when sqq died binghe tried and tried to kill himself to be with him but the heavens wont let the protagonist die so time and time again his attempts were foiled?

    If i was binghe, i would be traumatized cuz everytime i try to force myself on sqq he somehow escapes by “dying”. This is the 2nd try. But thinking about it. Binghe will surely continue to force himself not because he wants to but “if i do it faster, i might be able to do it before shizun gets away from me (by death or whatever xD) .”

    Now hes in his original body tho.. the demon blood is active again. Theres no escaping it now. THE UPGRADE SHALL PREVAIL. All hail fanservice button!

  10. Does no one understand the innocence of this luo muffin?!!! Of course he wouldn’t rape his Shizun..What did he do but test the waters and even with the upper hand, just stroked his waist when he ripped his clothes.

    We all know Bingmei is the strongest right now..if he was going to rape he would have. Hes madly in love with his teacher and just wants to be noticed and loved in return. Getting physical and hunting him down is the only way he can get him to pay attention to him, that thick headed SQQ would have left him high and dry, all alone for the rest of his life otherwise!

    Its clear that Shen didnt hate being touched..the text even said he melted for a second. He’s been acting out of impulse because he doesn’t want to take responsibility for all that hes done to poor Bing er and because hes a guy. His whole life LBH has been manipulated by SQQ because of that stupid system and his desire to hug a golden thigh.

    This used and abandoned and abused and heart broken Bingmei deserves him some Shizun! Its all been a story to SQQ and he needs to step up and love his muffin the right way. Not even talking about sex either. Just good ole pure love and affection. Hugs and cuddling and long walks through bamboo forest and cooking breakfast together and reading books by the fire..that kinda thing.

    1. 🗦✨ L͙ G͙ 💫🗧

      And I’m gonna make a vague guess that the hissing sound was probably…Zhu Zhilang

  11. LBH probably has an idea of what’s happening so he probably won’t sulk about SQQ dying again because he will guess that the disappearance of SQQ’s original has something to do with what happened to the body made of seed. He will know SQQ ain’t dead (again) and he will be more determined to find him again.

  12. Good job mystery person!

    LBH’s madness +10,000
    LBH’s Yandere level +maxed

    He’s never going to let SQQ go again. Ever.

    Poor LBH, he had to see his Shizun ‘die’ again and again…

  13. tsk SQQ escaped again !! Bingmei being sooooo pitiful T-T his feelings on u are not funny SQQ! :/ glad SQQ got back his ori body but thinking of Bingmei………tsk couldn’t even imagine T-T that child was left heartbroken AGAIN and would be definitely blaming himself holding SQQ’s lifeless body T-T

  14. Hahaha oh I’m so excited for this new character to appear one of my favorites too get em SQQ XD
    I’ve came to realize this isn’t a cliff hanger like how I read last time this is much better the next few chapters are ganna be great keep up the good work

  15. Poor Binghe! Hes having tough time winning the heart of his love. How frustrating for him. Shizun doesnt seem to have the slightest feels for him in that way. I dont see any romance build between this two. Binghe should have been presented instead with the original plot of story with harem full of women. Poor boy constantly have to witness the death of his love.

  16. I think that ML’s mind after this whole fiasco will be tattered in pieces smaller than molecules.

    Thank you for the chapter!

    Is it the snek guy again doing this?

    And who’s the mysterious person~?

    LB’s dad?

  17. fuckkkkkkkk you r really blessing us with this constant update schedule I LOVE U SO MUCH, this chapter is…. so promising…. was it mr snake who brought him there??? is he gonna meet luo binghe’s dad and have to ask for his hand in marriage??? WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE

  18. Thank you so much for the chapter update!

    I wonder if there was anything left of SQQ/SY’s seed body. If there was, poor Bing-mei probably buried it near the bamboo and then declared, “Shizun, I’ll regrow your body, so come back to this disciple!”

    I’m so happy that there will be two updates a week now. I absolutely live for this novel!

  19. My gods, those monsters are sooo cool. Lots of eyes? Can’t see? Extremely fast at the sight of light? And paired with a Last Breath Candle??? I’m living, they’re so creepy.

  20. Poor SQQ. He Just came back and now had to die again. Well, he got his old body back, so he must be happy. Now he can recover his old elegance.

    Hmm, What could be the plot hole he must fix?!

    Thanks for the chapter!

  21. The timing for that plot-hole filling was a little too perfect, no?
    In a way, I’m glad though… I do ship these two, but only on the grounds of mutual consent, and that got much too close to rape for my liking..
    I wonder who’s coffin SQQ got into? The image of him knocking on the lid like it’s someone’s front door, and even getting the invitation to come in was way too funny too me…
    Perhaps Binghe’s father? Just a hunch, since this is to fill plot holes and the biggest plothole he and Airplane mentioned last time was this, so…

    Thank you for the chapter, and Happy New Year!! For all you

  22. Holy shit, this chapter was amazing!!! Those Blind Corpses were creepy af and that moment when the voice in the coffin answered back was friggin’ terrifying and hilarious 😂 is that BingDaddy, I wonder? Time will tell 😌

  23. Dunno why people keep saying poor Binghe he was totally going to rape his Shizun…

    Luo Binghe said in a panic, “Shizun, I… I was only trying to scare you just then. Don’t take it seriously! What’s wrong?”

    Bullshit… you were totally going to do that to your supposed beloved… seriously he treats his corpse better than the man himself 🙁

    Poor SQQ you mean… he is only being hurt all the damn time…

    1. I agree with you, LBH was acting horribly and I doubt that he was only joking. Even if only a joke, it was in poor taste and truly, he did treat SQQ’s corpse better than the real goods.

    2. Look sure I empathize with him, but I empathize with our Scum villain far more! after all it is his perspective we are viewing the world, we are fully aware of the originals unfortunate and bloody torturous end, but our Current MC has also suffered! hes died twice! geeze give him a damn bone! Acknowledge his suffering too!!

    3. Also I have read far too many BL stories that started out so well and loving only to end up raping the poor MC… I stop reading after that… can’t understand why they can’t have a mutual relationship rather than forced… and he would have jumped on his shizun… I totally believe it…

  24. Binghe watching Shizun die in his arms for a second time… and he’ll think it’s because of him again. Sigh. This novel. It gives me FEELS

  25. LBH saw his shizun died twice already give this guy a break!!! D:
    Also, thank you translators!! Happy Chinese New Year 😀

  26. Gossh!!! Poor LBH & SQQ!!! They really can’t catch a break. This would be the 2nd time SQQ ‘died’ in LBH’s arm… Poor BingMei will cry his heart out. This time he literally doesn’t have anything belonging to his Shizun… Well except Xui Ya, I guess…


  27. F***!! He got away! That Snaky cock-blocking bastard!! Lol I read somewhere that SQQ wouldn’t get pushed down until like chapter 80 or so, but I still hoped lol. (Sorry, not so sorrys orr but I am one of those rotten women waiting for the gong to push you down!! I am as shameless as that Airplane Shooting Toward the Sky!!). At least you update frequently, so I’m thankful to you very much!

    I’m sure LBH is just as wrecked, even more so to have SQQ body wither away and die like that after just getting him back. Not only are his balls blue now, but so is his heart once again.

  28. Oh, you are going to update on my birthday! On the 23th Feb! Best birthday gift ever! <3

    Thanks for your amazing work and I hope Luo Binghe is not too devestated that his Shizun disappeared again. (No hope there, he will be. And shit is going down, father vs son)

  29. In SQQ pov..he make this story into comedy. Not to mention he is so resilient..even if he got badly hurt, he always brush it off so quickly that I often forgot he is in fact hurting.

    Of this is from LBH pov..this story will be tragedy ..

    1. It’s from the original chinese “蛋疼”, literally meaning your eggs (testicles) ache. In this context, it was such a tough and unpleasant situation it made his balls ache. I thin there was a t/n for this a while back (not sure?). Thanking reika, i really like it when translations leave colloqiual slang like this in as it really adds flavor to the story, but since there is no such expression in english i can see why it might cause confusion. :3

  30. They got separated pretty fast this time lol without spending much time together nor coming to an agreement 🙄

    Things r just getting started!
    Thank you for your hard work! 🙏

  31. I dont know who to pity even more…
    Luo binghe for having seen another “death” of shizun, this time without a corpse. Or SQ who will be literally locked or chained by a traumatized/paranoid/gone crazy/yandere Binghe once he finds him alive even though it wasnt his fault from the start to “die”.


    1. God this was literally my exact thought process. Poor Binghe, HOW MANY TIMES MUST HE LOSE HIS PRECIOUS SHIZUN??

      HOW MANY TIMES MUST SQQ EXPERIENCE “DEATH”?? Yet handles it all very well.

      What will their next reunion be like?? Will SQQ be locked in a cage within a locked room that LBH monitors at all times?? I NEED ANSWERS!!

  32. Whoa, who’s in there XD
    Such a waste of meticulously nurtuted Sun and Moon Dew Flower body though. I was fond of the idea that it resembled Shen Yuan’s original appearance.

    Thank you for the chapter! Happy Chinese New Year! 🐷💕💕

  33. Poor Black Bing-bun.
    Another “death” in his arms. This time without even a corpse to snuggle with.
    Doesn’t even know why this time.

  34. I .. I’m actually sad for Bingmei rn.. 🙁 awww you poor baby.. SQQ and LBH just can’t get their minds aligned for some reason lol.. anyway it really gave me goosebumps while reading about the blind corpse.. T.T haha

    Thanks for the chapter!!~ 🙇🙇🙇🙇

  35. Happy new Year to everyone!
    Thanks for the chapter, finally I manage ti catch up this last five or six chapters. So…a lot happened! I’m very sad for Luo Binghe and Shen QingQu continuous misunderstandings (and SQQ denial). Poor Luo Binghe after all his work his beloved escaped him again even if against his own will. I think I can guess who pulled him back in his original body…a thing a little creepy…who would be the one who answered him?

  36. Happy New Year!
    Thank you for the translation.
    I have no words – first hot, then sad (poor LB, for him it was such a tragic experience) and after that I was laughing non-stop because of system and also that polite coffin owner XD

  37. This plot filling & hissing meant that Snake Boy is really the thief right? And poor Shizun, no matter what, he had to finish this side story first before going back to the main route with LBH.

    Thanks for the update.. Happy New Year!!

  38. Poor LBH, time and again losing SQQ. Three times is just too much! If he’s someone who believes in destiny, this couldn’t be a good sign 🙁

    Thanks a lot and I’m very glad for a double release per week. Ganbatte translators. Happy Chinese New Year minna-san! 😉 Spread the love!

  39. Thank you for translating! 😀 Wow LBH just cannot catch a break lol. So intrigued by what’s happening too, that hissing….snek boi?
    Shen Qingqiu felt his balls hurt incessantly as he walked outside of the tomb room.
    Um…did you mean balls of his feet…?

    1. *cough* No…? In English we say “pain in the as*” but in Chinese it’s “aching balls.”

  40. Happy new year and thank you for the chapter! Our shizun has to rely on his own ingenuity again…and poor binghe, i can just imagine him losing it, in giref over sqq’s sun moon dew body withering in his arms noooooo. eagerly anticipating the next chapter! thank you again for your hard work~

  41. I’m jumping of happiness here! Double update every week???!!!! Yey!!!!! Thanks for your hard work.💕💕

    Now about the chapter I guess LB will be mad about losing shizu again that or he will be very disappointed,poor SQQ he gets out of one bad situation only to enter in another worst. Uhf

  42. Poor SQQ/SY is really trapped in a spiral of torture and being captured right now. And it’s always the damned system’s fault!

    Can’t wait for Binghe’s daddy to show himself. Our not so little demon yandere is probably going berserk right now…

    1. Yeah, poor Shizun… captured then tortured then captured then died then captured then captured then tortured then captured then captured then died again then tortured…

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