Chapter 63 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Chapter 63: A Trip to the South

The three different types of ancient demon blood were storms colliding within Shen Qingqiu’s body, locked together in a tangled web that was impossible to separate. Among them, Luo Binghe’s blood was holding together Shen Qingqiu’s five organs1and protecting the veins connecting them. It suppressed Zhuzhi-Lang’s blood, while just barely managing to contend with Tianlang-Jun’s. Alone, it tried to cover all three duties, facing off against its two enemies. This all inevitably took a great toll upon it. It would actually be best to let go of Tianlang-Jun’s poisonous blood, for there was absolutely nothing he could do.

He turned to Luo Binghe and spoke. “Think carefully about this. If it continues like this, who do you think is going to fall first?”

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Luo Binghe’s eyes shone with a deep set worry, but a sense of helplessness began growing more and more. Finally, he backed off and replied, “You leave first!”

Tianlang-Jun didn’t have the slightest intention of graciously stepping aside for the younger man before him and said instead, “You first.”

Luo Binghe instantly replied. “Fine.”

Tianlang-Jun wore an inscrutable smile as he spoke. “Sure enough…” He turned towards Zhuzhi-Lang and said, “What to do…I don’t know why whenever I see them, there’s always this extremely unpleasant feeling that fills my heart.”

Zhuzhi-Lang nodded silently.

Shen Qingqiu knew this wouldn’t end well for him, but he didn’t want to drag anyone else down with him. His whole life, he’d always hated the kind of characters that just ended up becoming bargaining chips for others. If that was the kind of flimsy, delicate character role he was forced to play, he’d rather die.

He clutched his hand over his heart and forced his face to remain neutral as he spoke. “Whatever Your Excellency would like to do to me, please, feel free. As you’ve said, after being forced to drink so many times, I should be getting used to it. But don’t even think about seeking the flesh of Luo Binghe. Luo Binghe, if you agree to him, I will strike you down myself with the force of the heavens.”

Luo Binghe protested, angrily but helplessly. “Shizun…”

“You shut up,” Shen Qingqiu said.

Tianlang-Jun stared at him strangely. “Who said I wanted his flesh?”

Shen Qingqiu was left speechless.

Tianlang-Jun continued. “He can’t compare to my own noble, handsome figure, so why would I want his flesh?”

Who said you were more handsome than him?

Who put their seal of approval on this?

As penned by Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky himself, from heaven to hell, throughout every age known to man, there was none that could ever compare to Luo Binghe. Whether young or old, everyone universally agreed on this number one most handsome man, okay!?

Shen Qingqiu’s entire expression sunk in exasperation. “Then what exactly do you want?2

Zhuzhi-Lang replied, “Junshang desires that sword.”

Tianlang-Jun confirmed, “That’s correct. I would like to present a gift to the human world, but I won’t be able to without that sword.”

Heh, so you want the protagonist’s golden finger? Shen Qingqiu’s entire mind was filled with thoughts of “keep dreaming” and “you overestimate your own strength.” He could only watch on as Luo Binghe raised his hand and Zhuzhi-Lang lifted his arm in response. In that instant, the exchange was complete. It passed over like a storm, swiftly and decisively, without the slightest hesitation!

Luo Binghe demanded. “Now hand him over!”

Zhuzhi-Lang immediately transformed into a serpent and caught Shen Qingqiu in his massive mouth. Tianlang-Jun leaped up gracefully, laughing loudly as he rose. “You really believed that? Hahahahahaha.”

The way he was acting right now was truly shameless. It was like an adult making a promise to trade with a child, taking away their toys, then turning around and pretending no such thing happened. Shen Qingqiu suddenly felt quite indignant on behalf of Luo Binghe, who was clearly being bullied. Even with the threat of a sharp fang right next to him, he couldn’t help but ask pointedly, “You do know you’re the adult here, right?”

Tianlang-Jun sat straight on Zhuzhi-Lang’s head and replied in that refined tone. “I know that I am a demon. I’m afraid that Peak Lord Shen’s disciple tarried far too long in the human realm and forgot that we demons have never committed to keeping our promises. Of course, most of the time you guys don’t do much more than pay some lip service to it either.”

With that final sentence, Tianlang-Jun’s smile vanished from his lips. Shen Qingqiu’s vision went dark. Something hot and red pulsed about, pressing in on him from all sides, as if trapping him inside a tiny pocket.

He was swallowed by Zhuzhi-Lang.

When he woke, the air around him was dry and his throat felt scratchy.

As Shen Qingqiu rolled and sat up, he saw a dark-skinned demon girl next to him. When she noticed him waking, she shouted loudly in a heavily accented voice, “He’s awake!”

Tianlang-Jun lifted the curtains with one hand and peered in. He lifted his eyebrows. “Peak Lord Shen has certainly slept long enough.”

Shen Qingqiu kept his expression carefully blank as he wiped his face, making sure that there was no trace of reptile stomach juices remaining on him. The dry wind blowing outside made the curtains wave about wildly, allowing glimpses of the scenery outside of the carriage.

He was now lying on top of a massive, black-scaled snake. This massive snake was carrying a pavilion on its back as it slithered smoothly across the ground. Surrounding them were many beasts, large and small, as well as many demons with half-beastly forms. Together, these creatures merged into a chaotic but grand-scale army as they marched forwards.

Shen Qingqiu determined this was most likely the southern part of the demon world.

The north once belonged to Mobei-Jun but was now Luo Binghe’s territory. There, most of the demons had humanoid forms. The most beastly demons and half-beast hybrids were only common in the south, like some kind of animal kingdom. He didn’t know where Tianlang-Jun was planning to lead this group of demons. Or what he was planning to do.

After he finished observing his surroundings, Shen Qingqiu suddenly realized that the right side of his chest and his entire arm were still throbbing painfully and seemed to be moving rather sluggishly.

He took a deep breath and mentally prepared himself so that he was 120% ready for whatever he might see. Then he looked down.

……The problem was even more serious than he thought.

Like a prosthetic limb made of leaves and branches, every inch of his right arm was covered in green, fleshy leaves and sprouts, trembling slightly along the limb with every motion. All five fingers were completely numb, and he couldn’t even curl them.

After only a glance, he couldn’t bear to look at it any longer. The Xiu Ya sword was right beside him, and he was sorely tempted to just pick it up and hack the arm off entirely. Just then, Zhuzhi-Lang approached, holding a small, steaming gold stove. Shen Qingqiu jumped as if he’d seen a ghost, instantly on high alert. “What are you doing!?”

Zhuzhi-Lang froze in place. “This subordinate just wanted to help Master Shen……”

Shen Qingqiu immediately began pointing towards his own mouth. This was the type of thing he was most scared of hearing from Zhuzhi-Lang. He’d already had his taste of a snake’s gratitude–he was so grateful that he swallowed him whole in the end. Zhuzhi-Lang raised his trailing sleeves towards his face in a rather embarrassed gesture, as if trying to cover his own mouth.

He then quickly put them down and tried to persuade Shen Qingqiu in the most heartfelt manner. “Master Shen, you have to believe me. If the QingSi is not removed at least seven times a day, the roots will be buried deep inside your flesh. But they’ve only been plucked three times today. It’s the most critical moment right now. If we do not remove them now, then I’m afraid we will not be able to save Master Shen’s arm.”

When he heard that he’d be in danger of losing a limb, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t hesitate any longer no matter what shadows of reservation he was still holding in his heart. He immediately placed his arm out. Zhuzhi-Lang took out a burning red lump of coal from the stove. Then, holding it in his bare hands, he pressed it right up against Shen Qingqiu’s chest.

“……” Shen Qingqiu was silent.

He knew he shouldn’t have expected Zhuzhi-Lang’s “help” to be anything normal or sensible.

The piece of coal pressed against the QingSi sprouts on his chest, causing them to wither and curl as they burned to their roots. It was so horrifying Shen Qingqiu had to resist the urge to grimace at the sight. Only when Zhuzhi-Lang finally managed to burn off all the green shoots, one by one, could he finally stand to look at his arm again.

Zhuzhi-Lang withdrew the piece of coal and said. “In the afternoon and evening, they’ll need to be burned three more times.”

Shen Qingqiu pulled his robes back over his shoulders. Zhuzhi-Lang unconsciously glanced up, then quickly turned his gaze down again. Outside, Tianlang-Jun laughed. “Silly child, what are you embarrassed about?”

He’s right, Shen Qingqiu thought to himself. What do you have to be embarrassed about? Seeing this chest that was just covered in fleshy sprouts all over? Seeing this being that you just swallowed whole? What is there left to be embarrassed about?

Zhuzhi-Lang answered completely seriously. “My lord, please don’t mock this subordinate. I do not have the slightest of intentions towards Master Shen.”

He looked towards Shen Qingqiu and re-emphasized, “Absolutely none of Luo Binghe’s intentions.”

Why are you emphasizing that at me!?

Zhuzhi-Lang quickly took his stove and leaped off the snake’s back, returning down below to direct the troops marching about. Shen Qingqiu’s mind was a mess, his eyes beginning to dart quickly about, searching desperately. The Heart Devil sword…where was it…where was the Heart Devil sword?

Oh, it was outside, lying next to Tianlang-Jun’s seat. Thrown right down next to his feet.

Shen Qingqiu was about to roll over in laughter.

This was the number one, most infamous sword of the “Proud Immortal Demon Way,” the ultimate trump weapon on both heaven and earth. Was it something that should be thrown about so carelessly like this!?

Tianlang-Jun was resting his chin in his hand, observing the scene in the distance. When he noticed Shen Qingqiu’s expression, he asked, “Peak Lord Shen, what are you looking at?” He followed his gaze downwards. “At this sword of mine?”

Shen Qingqiu answered calmly, “That is Luo Binghe’s sword.”

Tianlang-Jun laughed it away easily and said, “Peak Lord Shen, there’s something I’ve always wanted to ask you.”

Shen Qingqiu replied, “Please.”

You can ask whatever you want, and I’ll just answer randomly.

Tianlang-Jun asked, “You and my son, have the two of you cultivated as partners3?”

Shen Qingqiu was sure he heard wrong. “What did you say?”

Tianlang-Jun patiently repeated himself, “I was asking Peak Lord Shen whether you and Luo Binghe……”

Shen Qingqiu’s face twitched several times and he immediately put up his hand in a gesture to “stop.” Tianlang-Jun continued. “Or perhaps Peak Lord Shen doesn’t understand what I mean by cultivating as partners? It means that…”

Shen Qingqiu interrupted. “That’s enough.”

Could you have some sense of shame at least!?

Shen Qingqiu forced himself to remain calm. “Why would you believe that he and I have…cultivated together?”

Tianlang-Jun replied. “To be honest, I’ve always yearned to know more about the culture and customs of the human world.”


How did yearning for human culture have anything to do with the question?

Tianlang-Jun held out a finger and shook it a few times to silence him. Then he hummed out a soft, charming little melody.

Shen Qingqiu was proud to hold himself as a proper gentleman, always in total control of his expressions. But the longer Tianlang-Jun continued humming, the harder it became to maintain his cold, dignified front.

God! D**n! Resentment! Of! Chunshan!

How did it become popular even in the Demon Realm!!!

Tianlang-Jun hummed a full two verses before he was finally satisfied but still seemed to want to continue. “Only the illustrious spirit of the human world could produce such a stunning masterpiece. The boldly audacious plotline, the deep romanticism in each phrase, these are truly worthy of the highest praise. Especially at the end of every verse–it leaves you with a teaser, making it impossible for you to put down and leaving you eagerly awaiting more.”

Oh wow, the d*mn thing was still being serialized!

Shen Qingqiu suddenly realized, “……Wait. Back when we first met in the Holy Mausoleum, you said ‘I have long awaited the honor of meeting you.’” Could it be that this was the “long awaited honor” he was referring to? It was a reference to this bawdy love song?

Tianlang-Jun replied with joy, “Indeed, that’s exactly what I was referring to.”

System: [Chatting with the BOSS about interests and hobbies, increasing the villain’s depth of character, B-points +150!]

This was the most f**king absurd excuse for interests and hobbies!

While the two of them continued to stare at each other, the young dark-skinned demon girl that had been looking after Shen Qingqiu suddenly leaped up cheerfully like an antelope. Shen Qingqiu turned to her and found that she really did have a pair of antelope legs. The girl jumped about, looked up and shouted cheerfully. “My lord! Is the new place we’re going to very nice?”

Tianlang-Jun smiled and waved back at her. “Naturally, it will be the best place.”

The young girl asked rather innocently, “Is there a lot of water there?”

Tianlang-Jun replied. “The rivers flow freely across every plain and mountain, covering all the lands beneath the open sky.”

The girl cheered and leaped off into the distance. Shen Qingqiu watched as she left, contemplating the rather uneasy feeling he was getting. “Where are you taking them to?”

Tianlang-Jun replied in his unhurried manner, “Peak Lord Shen has already drawn his own conclusions, no? Why ask for what you already know?”

Rivers through plains and mountains…these clearly weren’t landforms belonging to the Demon Realm. This “nice place” was undoubtedly the human world. Shen Qingqiu spoke, “Judging by the numbers alone, at least 20% of the demons of the south must be traveling in this group right now. Your Excellency, do you think such a group of such massive size will be able to simply cross the border without the cultivators noticing?”

Tianlang-Jun replied, “Who said I was planning to cross over the border?”

He straightened up and gave him a disdainful laugh. “What do you think I wanted this sword for?”

Shen Qingqiu replied, “You’re planning to use the Heart Devil sword to open a crack between the two worlds?”

Tianlang-Jun corrected him. “To be accurate, it will be a merging of the two worlds.”

Merging the Human and Demon Realms!

Translator’s Notes:

“You do know you’re the adult here, right?” – The word I’ve translated as “adult” here is “长辈” (zhang bei) in Chinese. It more literally translates to “one of the previous generation” and is more of a cultural concept than just a literal statement of age. When used, it specifically denotes an expectation of mentorship or at least setting an example for the younger generation.

Usually, it’d be more appropriate to translate it as “elder” since that term carries a more similar connotation in English, but I’ve used “adult” for flow and to make it sound like a more natural scolding.

Reika’s Notes:

  • This chapter is by satellite.
  • Tianlang-Jun is a BingQiu fan?! Unexpected fudanshi? Or do demons not care about gender?
  • Correction: The title of a previous chapter is 春山遗恨 (Eternal Regret of Chunshan). However, the song title is 春山恨 (Resentment of Chunshan).
  • Please let me know if you spot any errors. Thanks for reading.

BC Novels’ tentative release schedule for next month is:

March 2019

5 – chapter 64
10 – chapter 65
15 – chapter 66
20 – chapter 67
25 – chapter 68
30 – chapter 69

That is the current projected output for next month but there might be a few bonus chapters added if more chapters are translated. ヽ(´▽`)/ =

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  1. The five organs referred to here are the zang of traditional Chinese medicine. You can look up more information here:
  2. The original metaphor for Shen Qingqiu’s expression is quite interesting so I wanted to note it. It’s “满脸黑线” or “a face full of black lines.” It refers to the depression lines that appear on anime/manga characters, the shading that starts on the forehead and the black lines that drag down. We don’t really say this in English so I’ve changed it, but the original was quite funny.
  3. The term in Chinese is “双修”, literally “pair cultivation.” It’s a term in cultivation novels that usually refers to…a more intimate cultivation haha.

72 thoughts on “Chapter 63 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. Ong Zhuzhi the most irritating mf in the whole novel.

    The amount of opportunities he had to take his sword….. he really is just an asshole huh.

    1. Yizhan is real💖

      Tianlang Jun is so funny🤣 HE IS A CERTIFIED SHIPPER OF BINGQIU😆….

  2. Luo Binghe, if you agree to him, I will strike you down myself with the force of the heavens.” – I’m so late but this part

    I can’t find the actual meaning of 自盖天灵 but I think it means something along the lines of destroying one’s spiritual source/veins or something (?) and I’m not sure but it might or might not kill them??

    So the line above could actually be:
    Luo Binghe, if you agree to him, I’ll kill myself. (Or something..

    you’re an eyesore haha. 😉

  4. Shizun got kidnapped so much it makes me wonder if the rest of the novel is with him getting kidnapped and escaping

  5. i spent half of the chapter crying because after fighting for so long and getting so many injuries they still captured shen qingqiu and got the sword… how tragic, i feel so bad for them

  6. Daily reminder: Never ever said that you are handsome/more beautiful than Luo Binghe, for punishment or death awaits you. Shen QingQiu loathed it and will not hesitate to chop you into pieces with his sword.

  7. “God! D**n! Resentment! Of! Chunshan!

    How did it become popular even in the Demon Realm!!!”

    All the more reason I want to listen to this song 😂 I hope the donghua includes it.

    “System: [Chatting with the BOSS about interests and hobbies, increasing the villain’s depth of character, B-points +150!]”

    I don’t know who is funnier, SQQ or the System.

  8. Tianlang-Jun replied. “To be honest, I’ve always yearned to know more about the culture and customs of the human world.”

    1st step is to become a fujoshi?
    So he’s the official captain of BingQui Ship? Damn the way he interpreted the song is just…. he’s very romantic ah. I think he can write a romantic story too. Airplane Bla Bla should be wary of his career😂😂😂

  9. Zhuzhi-Lang immediately transformed into a serpent and caught Shen Qingqiu in his massive mouth. Tianlang-Jun leaped up gracefully, laughing loudly as he rose. “You really believed that? Hahahahahaha.”

    Tianglang Jun😂😂😭😭

  10. Dual cultivation?!!.. asked by future father in law! 🤣🤣🤣
    ooh and that’s not even the end of it.. the said father in law then go ahead and hummed the papapa song… 🤣🤣🤣
    poor Shizun.. how much thick of a face do u have?😝

  11. Thank you Reika and team for the translation.
    I laughed out loud at this chapter, the father is so bold

  12. Thank you so much for translating! Saturdays have a new excitement, another reason to look forward to the weekend! I am embarassed to admit that I squealed with joy when I realized what today was; it was the day that SVSS gets updated!!!

  13. Thank you for the translation . Shizun is a little more useful than the other MC but it’s funny how everyone but him knew.

  14. I think aTinlang Jun is probably the only one who has made me change my opinion of him so many times in such a short time…
    Perceptive, intelligent, strong and more than a bit of a narcissist, but also super dangerous!! I wonder how he came to know of the Resentment of Chunshan though? I’m imagining Zhuzhi Lang singing it to him 🤣

    Spleaking of ZZL, he keeps getting cuter with every line!!

    1. Cute!! Are you sure? . I don’t understand..he is one single character who’s probably inconvenienced SQQ the most from sower’s spree to junshang and whatnot.
      Can’t you see how abnormal he is.
      Returning favor …rea rea!? is like torturing and maligning his benefactors name.
      I sure hope he’s died back then …so that TLJ would never hope to get a new body and not a single misunderstanding would’ve been between LBH ,SQQ.
      From which angle he is cute…just because he’s helping SQQ tend to his wounds. Oh! Can you pray tell me whose benevolence did all that to him in the first place.
      Cute my a**😡😡😡😡

  15. The author really likes to torture the main characters in her novels 😂
    Shenshen gets no break lol
    Thank you for your hard work 🙏

  16. Man SQQ sure is having the time of his life. Not only is he popular, even his song with LBH is known in the demon world! Lol Poor SQQ, when will he ever get a break?

  17. Lbh let go of that sword so fast omg.. There really isn’t anything he wouldn’t do for shizun ><

  18. Every five days and maybe more in between? Oh, oh, oh wow wow wow OwO I feel so loved :’3 I don’t think demons care about gender XD like tbh probably some demons don’t even have gender (who knows?) Thank you for the chapter!

  19. ladies and gentlemen I present u the new chini pop idol that can rival bts ~


    Idol : shizun💚✨ ( with personal bodygaurd : liu qingge )

    Pom pom girls(who dance behind) : tianlang jun , zhuzhi lang🐍, n more !!?

    Debut song : Resentment Of Chunshan!🎶🎶

    #1 fan : luo binghe

    Lyrics : airplane bro ✈\ liu ming 🎼

    Producer : yui qing yuan 💸

    Manager : system 😎

    We need your support, like/ reply for green shizun , remember your like / reply can help luo binghe’ s nipples to grow ( in anime)

    Thanks for the chp(。’▽’。)♡

  20. In an ancient era where there is no internet, I’m very impressed that such ballad has crossed the border of human & demon world, and it even stays as a hit for many years. What kind of earworms is that?

    Thank you for the translation..

  21. KURO21 think that I understand you, SQQ right now remaind me a toy tossing and turning in hands of characters, quite annoying. Ech…

  22. S C R E A M zhuzhi lang vores him then stares at his bare chest then is like “DON’T WORRY I’M NOT GAY FOR U LIKE LBH” ummmmm R U SURE DUDE???? CAUSE U SEEM PRETTY GAY, also i died when lbh’s dad started humming that raunchy ballad hahahahahhahhahhaahaha SQQ WAS (RE)BORN TO SUFFER

  23. Thanks for translating, it always make me smile if not laugh uncontrollably also shen qingqiu talking to his future father in law xDD

  24. Oh my gee HAHAHAHAHA he’s humming that song. I can’t ╮(╯∀╰)╭

    Aww poor LBH, his Shizun got taken away again. (╥﹏╥) (Congratulations! Yandere level mode has broken through the sky! +100,000)

  25. can we please talk about how much Shizun emphasizes how handsome LBH is? Shizun has to protect his husband’s position of being the most handsome person in the whole universe ahahaha

  26. Though this chapter is funny I’m tired of this Two Annoying Demons’ Arc, this is endless >_>
    I hope BingHae is preparing for their next fight and finnaly will get rid of these two <_< just don't lost your mind, please, your Shizun is not as fragile as you think
    Thanks for translation! So many chapters this month!

  27. Tianlang-Jun the fundashi, something I never expected.

    Also, man, poor SQQ, he has been hurt, in his time as the scum villian, with ropes, poison, demon blood, hurt by swords, demon plants, vored and puked by a cute snake boi, etc etc etc and lets not count the emotional pain he had with everything. #ProtectShizun2019 (´・ω・`)

  28. I still don’t get it why TLJ actually kidnapped SQQ. To lure LB along? Just to chat? For the lolz? I kind of like him tho.

    1. I think it’s because the snake subordinate wanted to still Pay Him Back for his kindness. It’s the whole running joke that his “kindness” is awful.

    2. It’s mentioned in chapter 57:

      Tianlang-Jun calmly said, “Of course it’s connected. The four great sects cannot be allowed to remain. As Peak Lord Shen is still with the Cang Qiong Sect and thus falls into this scope, Zhuzhi-Lang naturally doesn’t want you to stay in that place.”

      ZZL doesn’t want SQQ to die when Tianlang-jun annihilates the cultivation sects, so he kidnapped him to the demon’s side, lol. He has pure intentions, but demon logic is really weird from a human viewpoint.

  29. This chapter was priceless 😂 thank you so much for translating it! I wanted to sucker punch the BOSS-Daddy for such a low trick. Demons can so be trustworthy 😆 like ZZL, he’s so adorable and easy to fluster. Though his proofs of loyalty are rather peculiar 😂 one should not swallow cultivators, you might get indigestion 😁

  30. I wonder how crazy LB is right now? he must be going pure feral mode… after such a sweet cuddling reunion he loses his beloved Shizun again!… his underlings must be going crazy themselves rallying to charge in and save his waifu! (If we fail we dead!!)

    I can seriously imagine it…

    Random Demon underling Pov

    I thought I was use to My Lords chaotic temperament, but right now I had absolutely no clue about anything! If he was a mental case prior to entering the Holy Mausoleum he just went 10 levels in a different direction of crazy!

    He was currently tearing up his surroundings… did My Lords power increase? he seems even more powerful than before! shivering with both awe and fear, I watched a myriad of emotions flit across his face…

    Anger… deep murderous anger…. then… anguish?… fear?… sorrow? pain? depression?? eh? then an overwhelming aura of killing intent, before ramming his head into a wall… what the heck? I jumped with fright…seriously if I weren’t so far away and a high level demon, I would be dead right now… gah… inching away from the manic displays of My Lord… We absolutely need to get his human pet back, and we have run out of Rhinos!!

    And…soon … I am very sure… that Bawdy ballad Daddy TLJ hummed so skillfully will be… true? 😛 just don’t try to insert your name over LB or there will be no place where that feral son of yours won’t find you!

    Also… snake dude… you got some skill at paying back Shizun by sharing that tidbit with Papa TLJ lol… you bastard hehe probably got a number 1 song in the demon world right now… lol

  31. TianLang-Jun…. maybe they could finally talk and try dual cultivation, if just “some people” would stop to kidnap SQQ and seperate them every time… *rolls eyes* xD

  32. Omg this is HILARIOUS!!! XD


    and ZZL, idk what’s with his attitude then if he didn’t have the same intention as LBH.. I thought he was another suitor for our precious Shizun~ (add him to SQQ’s harem noneyhenone lol)

    It’s hard to be Shizun…

    Poor LBH, his shizun is once again gone.
    And merging the realms.. will it be a good thing…?

    Thanks for translating! Can’t wait for the next chapter! XD

  33. The system actually gives him points for chatting with the boss XD XD XD thanks for the update! 🙂 I can imagine Tianlang-jun clicking a new chapter of BingQiu fanfic on AO3 lmao

  34. I always love reading villain and mc peacefully(?) talking about mc’s love story.
    Seriously the cultivators (and the demons) in this story was just too awesome. Is it even revealed who started the Shizun and his disciple’s epic story?
    I do like how Zhuzhi Lang feels the need to emphasize that he didn’t think of mc in Luo Binghe’s way. At once Tianlang Jun sounds like a genuine dad that concern with whom his son dating with. Is he trying to determine whether Shizun was worthy enough for his son? I can see him give full support to Shizn x Luo Binghe.
    If set in modern world the typical cliche would be Tianglang Jun was (still) the villain that strive to break up his son’s relationship with Shizun, though.
    Thanks for the chapter!

  35. Zhuzhi-Lang is hilarious. He does the most outrageous things to SQQ with a plain face. He doesn’t want your good intentions!

    Tian Langjun knows about Resentment of Chunshan? So, that song is a hit! Hahaha

    Poor SQQ, he’s always in the middle of everything.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  36. I’m laughing!! TianLang-Jun! Poor SQQ have to face with your teaseing! Thank you for the update! I clicked on it as fast as I can. I wuv u.

    1. Is it just me or I’m getting really frustrated with the current on-going plot… F*ck how many times will shenshen have to be captured!?? He’s just like a kemari ball–pass around and around… Haiizzz
      Fight ShenShen!!!

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