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Chapter 64 – Rendezvous in Enemy Camp
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Reika’s Notes:
- This chapter is by satellite of BC Novels.
- I was supposed to publish this tomorrow but I will be busy then so I released it a few hours early.
- Please let me know if there are any errors. Thanks for reading!
Started reading this after watching the animation. It’s been so much fun, this isthe e first time I read a danmei novel. Thank youu for translating it.
Same I also started reading this after the animation, because the animation left me on a cliffhanger ;-;
I can’t… I was laughing way too much. 😂
Just the way they were talking could have been misinterpreted into anything! And with the case of Luo Binghe, of course he’s gonna think of you know what. LOL
Not LBH being a bratty sub 😭 Mans was gone when Nice Shizun turned into Stern Shizun there’s so much to unpack here
AHAHAHAA literallyyy, your comment made me laugh out loud
Hearing the convo between SQQ and ZZL from LBH perspective actually sounded so suggestive.. .-.
Right? I was thinking this too. Still, it was funny to me though as a outsider reading about it. XD
“Luo Binghe took advantage of his hesitation to press one leg up onto his bedside.” He sounds like a dog who you tell: ‘No your not allowed on the bed.’ but if you only look away for a second their head and one leg is already back on the mattress.
Damnit LBH, not everyone is after SQQ for his body like you are. There is NO reason to be jealous.
But he can’t stop himself😁
Zuzhi-lang is one of those Karen moms who knocks WHILE opening their child’s door. AND leaves the door open afterwards :’D
Aiyoooo he is adorable puppy…. So cute… Binghe I want to pat his head…..
No he is a snake who does what snakes characters do
Luo Binghe, kneel properly now!
You really are The BingPup.
I almost feel like Shen Qingqiu should be the guy in the meme where everything is on fire but he calmly (with resignation) says “this is fine.”
Luo Binghe just can’t stand the thought of these two other demons messing with his Shizun, even though Shen Qingqiu was constantly forcing him down and hidden. Oh boy.
Thanks so much for translating!
Lol pig teammate X’D
WHY WERE THEY TALKING IN SUCH A MISLEADING SORT OF WAY I’M DYING
This was my thinking! 😂
Wait! If SQQ was sitting on top of LBH… Does that mean that SQQ got pushed of the bed when he stood up? 😂😂😂 Shizun really has a hard time discipling his disciple 😂😂
Lmao *still laughing 😆😆😆😆
I can’t stop craking a smile, oh my gazz, the misunderstading LBH must have had.
Why is every chapter so goddamn good at killing me??? Im running out of lives dammit XDDDD LOL at the fact that snake and dad casually wanted to visit Shizun in his tent. Binghe won’t stand for it at all XD
now, Binghe is not a person who has a harem, but Shen Qingqiu, even though the harem is full of handsome men, he has many male fans, everyone who knows him will automatically like him, I think if I become one of the characters, I will like him too
“…….Luo Binghe, kneel properly now!”
Luo Binghe lifted the hems of his robes and immediately fell into a perfect kneeling posture.
This…. Bingmei is truly a puppy
“So he always secretly imagined how it would be if they were still there…how tender and warm they would be, and how they would protect him from anyone that looked down on him.
If Luo Binghe knew that his birth father was this type of man…
then those dreams of his would truly become just laughable figments of his imagination.”
..This is incredibly saddening
Get em binghe lul
GAh !!! LBH !! Hold your horses !! CAn’t you have more a bit of a patience ??!
Thank you so much for this update!! GAHAHAHAH oh man poor Bingmei… and poor Shizun subject to Bingmei’s jealousy 😂 Looking forward to the next chapter as well!! XD
Desensitization begins now! I love seeing how SQQ deals with LBH’s advances. Ahem. Lol! LBH, always the impatient one!
Thanks for the update! 🙂
Lmao binghe please x’D
Thank you for the chapter! The innuendo was too funny!
Thank you for the chapter!
I’ve finally decided to sign up to Patreon because of your wonderful work translating this novel. Thank you for all the effort and hard work you’ve put into sharing this with us.
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, I’M DYING, shoving him back under the covers over and over hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also, a kiss?!!!! a real one, outside of the dreamscape?!!! OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Truly funny.
Zhuzhi-Lang is Just trying to help SQQ and LBH is so jealous and paranoic! Hahaha
Those misunderstandings are way too funny.
Thanks for the chapter!
Thank you for your hard work 🙏
thanks 4 the chapter………
This… This trembling M…!!! XDXDXD idk I just need to say that but like I’m like XDXDXD he truly enjoys being bossed around and getting punished ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah XDXDXD thanks for the chapter!
I want more visual assistance here… how exactly was SQQ sitting on LB?
Did SQQ get under the covers and sit on LB who was in a prone position?… which part of SQQ was sitting on which part of LB? I need visual demonstrations… 😛
Now that you’re questioning it, I also want to know. Any fanarts?
But the first time I read it, I thought SQQ was sitting on LBH’s head (but it’s sideways, so LBH’s face is not being squished). But yeah.. Me also want a visual demonstration.
I bet he was sitting on his dick. SQQ almost feel the power of the Heavenly Pillar again. 😔🙏
I done a Fanart comic of that scene, you can check out my DA link.
https://www.deviantart.com/laiciplayspiano/art/Shenqiqiu-Sitting-On-Lbh-789029961?ga_submit_new=10%3A1552274869&ga_type=edit&ga_changes=1
Many blessings upon you… may you achieve nirvana!
This is Shakespearean level comedy of errors right here. Lol! I’m actually surprised SQQ managed to keep LBH a secret until the end of the chapter.
Who said he did succeed in keeping it a secret. Didn’t it say somewhere that zhuzhi seemed flustered, maybe the whole time he knew someone was there and was just humoring SQQ
I think he’s flustered because he has a crussssshhhhhhhhhh on SQQ.
This chapter is so cute. Hahahahahahah
LUO BINGHE YOU STUPID SHEEP BINGMEI YOU STUPID CLINGY SLIME!!!!
//nah I still love him hahahahahah
CLINGY SLIME 😂😂😂
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
This was a great chapter 🤣🤣 I can’t wait for the next chapter
Binghe! Sit the fck back down, you silly jealous child! (*/ω＼*)
this chapter was so fucking funny 😂
I feel less suicidal every time I read that LBH is getting jealous over something that he shouldn’t, like those misunderstandings. Also asdlkjfklas poor SQQ trying to save their asses and failing in the end. #cuteoverprotectivepupper
lmaooooo everybody say thank you zzl for your contributions towards jealous binghe agenda we even got a KISS in this household we die like shizun
Thank you for the update!!
Bing He’s dad is a ‘for the lulz’ version of Gendoh Ikari…
That was the most disturbingly accurate comparison I’ve ever read in a comment…
Thanks for the early release it made my day xx
Gahh my heart –
On one side I just want ZZL to leave just so they can actually have some alone time *cue eyebrows* but on the other hand jelly LBH so adorable.
Didn’t know that burning plants could be so …explicit
Poor LBH, he’s got it all wrong!
Lool, LBH heard his shizun call that man by a pet name and then get undressed with the clear implication it wasn’t the first time it happened. I have a feeling next chapter will be explosive.
Come onnnn LBH, just listen up. You’re really not helping anything. 😑
Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️
Beautiful… BEAUTIFUL!! Thank you translators for this greatness!
I couldn’t stop smiling the whole way through, god this was too good. LBH losing his shit under the covers, SQQ trying so hard to do damage control so LBH doesn’t get discovered. SO GOOD *wipes tears*
Omg that child is impossible! Why does he always have to think with “little” Binghe?! Now he’s putting them both in danger. ZZL is so sweet, though. Poor snek 😂
“Zhuzhi-Lang, who was smacked for absolutely no reason, was left at a complete loss“
This line kills me for some reason. I love Zhuzhi-Lang! I know he’s kidnapping Shizun, but in his mind he’s just trying to save him by whatever means. Since Big Daddy was planning to take out Cang Qiong Peak and leave no surviors. All of his interactions have been ridiculous lol.
thank you for the new chapter
You know when your dog jumps on you and licks your face… you are immediately grossed out coz you know he just finished licking his butthole… then later just brush it off without a care… Shizun… you really are getting too use to this kind of thing…
LB is so incredibly Jealous… even with his very own former? ex Peak?… seriously lol? This must be sending him over the edge right now… the salt is strong in this one … kind of brings a whole new light to the depth of feeling LB has for SQQ…
Possessive… Obsessive lol… scary traits to have in a love interest…Shizun… will you be alright? But how quick was LB to take the initiative and pounce on SQQ… hes really taking any liberties he can… pushing the limits with what he can get away with lol… so far Shizun has been quick to reject his advances lol… I wonder how long before he begins to weaken and allow it? Once the doggy owner stops reacting badly to his licks… that’s when you will be licked non stop!
ZZL’s other occupations are professional cock blocker, vinegar pot producer, and finally sss class special luxury scenario pusher 23333333
I AGREE
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
It seems Snake boy already aware of LBH’s presence in the tent, that’s why he made all those talks.
And LBH finally snapped. LOL… You really need to cooperate with your Shizun a bit.
— a petulant young woman, one who was always clinging onto her partner asking, “Do you really love me?
That made me cracked up. I really want to see Bing-mei in action.
I get the feeling that this snake knows someone else is inside the tent hahaha
Thanks for the chapter!!!
thank you for the translation c:
bingmei…such a jealous M….
Pffft..
Shizun has really raised a loyal dog for himself huh?
Oh no, Binghe ate way too much vinegar in this chapter! Poor overprotective puppy! But at least he finally got a kiss.
The kiss!!! Aahhhh! So sweet!
This suggestive dialogue, poor LBH, I’m laughjng so hard.
I’m dying lolol bingmei’s getting all the wrong ideas and Shizun isn’t even flustered by kisses anymore haha good luck my sons