Chapter 23 – Every Day the Protagonist Wants to Push Me Down

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Chapter 23 – Every Day the Protagonist Wants to Push Me Down

After declaring that he felt he was Xie Xi’s father, Chu Yu happily went to his bedroom to rest before dinner. His doting grandmother ordered the servants to prepare the original Chu Yu’s favorite dishes. He and Xie Xi quietly ate at his house instead of with the entire family. Everyone knew that Chu Yu was exhausted and they all urged him to stay in his rooms to recuperate. Thus, Chu Yu spent the next few days eating and sleeping while Xie Xi was content to train in his small courtyard.

Since he was idle for three days, Chu Yu took the initiative to knock on the System to view his points.

System 007: “Asking the host to view and reply to the readers comments~’

Chu Yu: “Reply? A character in the novel can reply to the readers?”

System 007: “The host has been given the unique username ‘Chu Shou’~”

“…”

Chu Yu sulked for a while then decided to at least read the comments for now. He pressed the “show comments” button.

“Ohemgeeeee!!! I’ve read of friendzoned and even brotherzoned but sonzoned is new to me! ROFL!!”

“This is the best CP!”

“I like fish.”

“Cute gong.”

“Lie down and offer your chrysanthemum already!”

“Story is getting better and better.”

“Author, please write faster, I need more!”

“Why does every danmei always have a facial paralysis character?”

“Poor XX … Chu Fish is too dense.”

So many comments! Chu Yu’s eyes were almost blinded by some of the more extreme comments that were asking for certain acts not fit for juvenile persons’ eyes.

Chu Yu used the scroll function and was speechless when he saw the fans’ artwork.

(Translator’s Note: Happy April Fool’s Day! You are reading the April Fool’s version. Click here for the real chapter.)

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Chu fish blankly sitting next to the computer, eyeful bloodshot eyes staring at the screen of fiction.

The novel’s name was dragged very domineering, clean as clean-the Supreme sword action.

Today network packets flooded, like the xx Supreme xx cents way, proud of xx, etc. the name of the novel the Hornet’s Nest generally poke the eye. As a point of literary network of loyal readers, Chu fish also surprised a day after watching the great update, it will go to turn the refurbished people of the book, cravin ‘ to see a future great, and with the future God of battles the wind and rain.

The Supreme Sword of the the author is a novice, a hair below half a million, click on the fifty. Chu fish last night poking to this article, at first glance, amazing–

Inside the villain cannon fodder actually and his of the same name it!

How can tolerate Ah how can repair!

Chu fish is grief and indignation inexplicably, holding the computer to see for a night, and finally finished the current author to update to the latest Chapter, also see him and the eponymous villain cannon fodder is how to die himself.

Is that Bohemian love die of the same name cannon fodder Ah!

Chu fish unbearable, suddenly a shot table:“outrageous!”

However, it is the summer holidays, roommates have to go back, no one responded to him.

Chu fish scratching, and bitterly:“and I a name didn’t and I’m an IQ, if it is I certainly wouldn’t like that! Negative score! Bad review!”

The voice before fall, his eyes suddenly a black, boil one night the hangover came out.

Chu fish to stay up late accustomed to, experience quite abundant, calm waiting for recovery, waiting for a long time, eyes still a dark, could not help some panic.

Is it is this flutter street below the flash blind?

The ear suddenly came a burst of melodious light voice:“welcome host into the‘role-playing’game to system 007 for your service to”

“Huh?”

“Your strong … read the summoning system to system can provide to the host a change of the same name cannon fodder the fate of the opportunity to”

“Huh? Huh?”

“Please host steered the book toward su cool peak to red all over great River North and South to”

I think this so-called system words are true, Chu fish stay for a long time, finally from the ignorant forced the state back to God, unbelievable to pointing to his nose:“I lead?”

007 the system will ignore him, and continue to happily commentary:“from now to the book will have a recommended position to have exposure to but the book, the protagonist does not conform to the mainstream stallion text to also Please the host efforts of the book cited on the right track to”

This Chu fish know. The Supreme Sword of the protagonist of Xie XI, since childhood talent is the seal, is the same door laugh at the waste, often being bullied, so much so that the character is taciturn, to see the beauty also do not know how to receive into the harem, half a million words before and a couple of beauties to start flirting with.

This can also be called a stallion.

Do not charge the younger brother how can endure it?

Do not charge the harem also can be considered the protagonist?

No wonder the author bashing a face blood!

007 system:“it seems that the host should know what to do ~ ”

Chu fish do not consciously keep up with a system that flies free on the to pick small tone:“well”

007 system:“the host will have the original points 100 to received acclaim plus 2 points to the General comment does not add points to the bad reviews subtract 2 points to when the host score reaches 1000 points you can choose to return to the original world to if the value is less than 0-it will immediately go on the villain cannon fodder of the ending to”

Ending? In the Book of Chu the fish die, the upset and the protagonist of the flirting heroine（one）。 Xie XI a new Qiu old hate together, he 千刀万剐, out of the soul thrown into refining the soul bowl, the eons shall roll over.

Chu fish behind a cold:“the bedroom groove to”

007 system:“then to wish the host a pleasant stay to”

Chu fish:“Hello to you to”

Eyes suddenly flashed a glaring white light, Chu fish quickly close your eyes, but still can not help the outflow of the physiological tears, wronged easily wiped to wipe tears.

The ear came whistling wind, Chu fish tearfully opened his eyes, immediately frighten a big jump.

Any one who has an open eye, found in front is a dark, gloomy, and seems to have no bottom, scraping the cancan wind of the abyss will frighten a big jump.

The sight would have been some flooding, this time more is to feel dizzy, kind of want to go down the dangerous sense.

Behind suddenly came a cry:“big brother is!”

Chu fish quickly pulled himself together, deeply took a breath, it realized that the abyss away from his own with a husband far away also fell not into it.

He was sitting cross-legged on a piece of Bluestone on top, across the sky dark clouds, Thunder flashes, the electrode is depressed.

Behind the sound of footsteps more near:“brother, you turn to 天渊 enlightenment. Ah, is really worthy of Big Brother now!”

Chu fish startled for a moment, it seems that he now has to wear into the extreme of the sword fairy, the identity is exactly that and he is the namesake of the retarded villain cannon fodder.

The original in the Chu fish is a noble glamorous, entitlement 公举. Chu fish trying to make a noble and glamorous face, back, and coldly nodded:“well to…… Uh-huh.”

Mom Egg is that the girls with have a tone unconsciously fly up!

Behind him is wearing a white robe teenager, looks quite a bit cheesy, it seems to Chu fish with attitude for granted, standing in two feet away, the anxiety and then said:“big brother, that waste is five brother they rush into the jungle, now also didn’t come out. Master tomorrow’s clouds tour, this can how is good?”

That waste it? Jungle for?

Is the main character!

Chu fish is awe-inspiring.

To change his cannon fodder the fate, the will and the protagonist of the play a good relationship, hold good thighs, even when little brother is also going to be waving flags. viagra to shout the most loudly of the little brother now!

…… Even seeing this, Xie XI life in the most dark of the three years has passed.

The jungle is Xie XI break through the blockade of their own spiritual pulse seal an important opportunity, the original in Chu fish afraid of the master chastisement, and dragged into the dangerous jungle, find Xie XI when Xie XI has broken the seal.

Since wear has come to why not go to onlookers about the main character in the life most important moment ~

The relationship can be slowly beaten to think about the future hold thigh, guiding the protagonist towards a normal stallion style grid to receive the brother and the harem, abuse the cannon fodder and bitch, go on to the Supreme Avenue to Emma a bright future to really think of all people feel excited ~

Chu fish thought is completed, act decisively:“I immediately go to the main…… That kid back!”

Behind the little brother looking at Chu fish excitedly look, touch the back of the head, a face puzzled.

As the Chu family heir-apparent, the 天渊 door two elders of the land of light of the seat under the big disciple, Chu fish always thinking, always noble and glamorous inviolable appearance. But since Lu light will Xie XI came back after Chu fish one encounters the Xie XI’s like a different person, with a sarcastic kick abuse are the norm.

How to think Big Brother this time the g/point is a bit amiss?

Chu fish of course does not say is to see the future of the thigh, a little excited. Speak the truth, support him in a sink after watching this flutter street for power, one is the cannon fodder and his duplicate names, the second is the Xie XI’s appearance and character he likes.

Well, appearance.

Chu fish is a appearance Association the vip permanent Membership.

This body has the original Chu fish memory, Chu fish while walking to digest these memories, out of this small cliff, head-on encounter of people. Everyone saw the white fluttering, temperament condensation of Chu fish, have stopped footsteps, respectfully a stoop:“the master elder brother of.”

Chu fish noble glamorous to nod of agreement, to continue passing through.

My mind was really cool.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha this cannon fodder of identity is simply not too good! Any one who seen not all have to respectfully calls out“big brother”is! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

With memory came to the jungle–the jungle is 天渊 the door of a restricted area, inside shut 天渊 door feeding of the low-order Demon beast, not building a base above repair is prohibited.

Chu fish this body of talent man, only nineteen years old, and already is building the base initial repair, into the jungle, it will not be punished.

Said to Xie XI Lu light Ann the enemy’s son, is Lu light security recipient is under the seat two disciples, the identity actually than this 洞府 in addition to Chu fish to people outside the high. Unfortunately His Spirit pulse is terminated, can not practice, called the three-year waste, and suffered supercilious of.

Land-light one to three years, wandering the Quartet, is also in order to looking to let Xie XI cultivators of the way in. Before leaving he asked Chu fish take good care of Xie XI, naturally, Chu fish would like to follow the teacher life, take good“care”of this brother in three years.

Today the land of light Ann to come back, Xie XI have been rushed to the jungle in not out. People fear incomparable, for fear that he will also punish, see Chu fish to Swarm to Swarm up, so poor for help.

Chu fish one by one touch, the calm look five brother faces: the“How do Ah master is? If that scum die on the inside, master…… Master will I rush down the hill…….”

Look at this little cannon fodder, cannon gray Chu fish lovingly touch his head:“anyway.”

The main character is inside the upgrade yet.

Five brother is to touch, suddenly a face to eat Xiang expression, watched in horror as the Chu fish. Big brother had always hated human to have physical contact…… Today brother, it seems like there where wrong!

Chu fish full sleeves, smug got into the jungle.

A into the jungle, the line of sight suddenly dark down, Chu fish subconsciously a squinting, also didn’t see things, face suddenly came a wet skate cold to the touch, like something licking a mouthful.

Creeps!

Chu fish stunned and almost called out loud, knee-jerk reaction to a punch to go, the body spirit force is abundant, the punch is hard and fast.

Pain hissed from the front came, to adapt to the jungle in the light, Chu fish can also see the eyes of things-a length of about two feet of a green Anaconda in.

Monty Python is that a punch is much afraid, the condensation on the side of fear to stare at Chu fish, afraid to move.

But is a low order Demon beast, the base building repair is Chu fish, you can effortlessly kill this Demon beast.

Chu, dried fish floss a breath, calm down, wiped his face, and was about to skip this snake go away, suddenly found a boa constrictor poisonous teeth while hanging from a broken clothes.

Look at that cloth, and he wore the same.

……

And so on.

FML！！！！ Brothers you are not!!! You have the main character eat? it!!!

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