Chapter 49 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

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Chapter 49 – True Disposition

Shen Qingqiu had always kept himself at a respectful distance when it came to the tussles and catfights between the female characters. But when he saw what was happening, he felt the gap between his expectations and reality was too great, so he hurriedly followed to continue spectating.

Qin Wanyue held back her tears: “I’m sorry, I neglected my duty and did not stop the Little Palace Mistress…”

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Sha Hualing immediately interrupted her: “It was your fault in the first place! I heard that women of the human realm are particularly modest and moral, but how many times have you failed to seduce the lord yet still refuse to leave? If you don’t leave that’s fine, but you’re incapable of looking after even a single person. Her cultivation isn’t even as high as yours. You’re her senior martial sister. You didn’t stop her early and didn’t stop her late. All you did was to let her make this unreasonable scene in front of the lord. Who are you putting on this pitiful and wronged appearance for?”

Hearing Sha Hualing point out all her weaknesses in front of her face, Qin Wanyue was so ashamed she wanted to die. Back in the original novel, Sha Hualing held an extreme hatred for Qin Wanyue and always found ways to quarrel with her. It seemed that although the two had not entered the harem together this time, their relationship had not improved by the slightest. Sha Hualing turned away and changed the expression on her face, now looking at the Little Palace Mistress with a face full of smiles: “The Little Palace Mistress has been living a life of luxury all these years just like before. Aside from being occasionally grounded, it seems you have never suffered any mistreatment, right? Why are you now so aggrieved?”

The Little Palace Mistress ferociously replied: “And what the hell are you? A seductive wild fox of a demon who came from who-knows-where, actually daring to talk to me like this in the Huan Hua Palace?! What’s the difference between how he treats me and how he’d raise a pig?!”

Sha Hualing stuck out her lip: “Then why doesn’t the Little Palace Mistress tell us: besides eating and sleeping like the animal you mentioned, what else can you do?”

Qin Wanyue wept: “Little Palace Mistress, let’s hurry and leave. Everything… has long since changed…”

The Little Palace Mistress became completely hysterical: “Why should I leave?! This is my Huan Hua Palace, mine! All of you, get lost! Everything’s reversed from how it should be!”

The scene was one of utter turmoil and warfare. Shen Qingqiu had discovered an incredibly shocking fact. He used his fingers to carefully calculate:

Sha Hualing: Not received as a wife, but as a subordinate instead. Slaving away, working herself to death with all the overtime. Her salary and working conditions were also inhumane. The boss’s attitude suggests that he does not want to engage in office romance ×

Liu Mingyan: Even the love token sword tassels were not exchanged ×

Ning Yingying: After puberty, no longer shows the same passionate love for the male protagonist like she did when she was young and ignorant. Lovesick brain seems to have been cured ×

Little Palace Mistress: Aggrieved woman confined at home. Even said herself that Luo Binghe only treats her like a pig to raise ×

Qin Wanyue: Aggrieved woman confined at home #2. Numerous attempts at devoting her life and body have all failed. Now a part-time nursemaid for the Little Palace Mistress ×

Qiu Haitang: Didn’t we already establish that after dragging Shen Qingqiu down, she would happily go NTRing with Luo Binghe? How come she’s still wandering around outside, travel-worn? ×

Three Taoist nuns: Cameos as short-lived as the night-blooming cactus, hello goodbye ×××

Looking at it from this perspective, Luo Binghe really… is doing quite miserably!

Dignified Stallion novel male protagonist, are you still okay in that department?

A perfectly good harem, tormented by him into complete pandemonium. If this was a novel, how could coolness points even be in the conversation without having received even a single wife?! Shen Qingqiu hurriedly knocked on the System to check all the various values. But he suddenly discovered: the B points and coolness value had not only not been reduced, but instead had actually shot up to more than 900!

Since many of these values ​​were added during the sleep and offline states, he had not received any notifications for them. Shen Qingqiu poked open all the narrow windows that he didn’t know when he had received. Lined up inside was a pile of historical records.

[Ning Yingying: Reversed the female character’s brainless pursuit. B points +100]

[Ming Fan: Reversed the supporting character’s illogical mental retardation. B points +50]

[Liu Mingyan: Reversed the female character’s inexplicable pursuit. B points +150]

The ubiquitous pursuing female characters and mentally retarded cannon fodder—these two constituted the classic elements of Stallion novels and the like. Now the female characters did not pursue the male protagonist and the supporting characters’ IQ seemed to have improved, so the B points naturally increased. This Shen Qingqiu understood just fine.

But even though Luo Binghe had not hooked up with a single girl, the system did not deduct any of his coolness points—this was unscientific!

Could it be that the male protagonist’s coolness level was now no longer tied to him? Or in other words, was the male protagonist’s “coolness” no longer here?

This… Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but look up at the gloomy Luo Binghe, and suddenly felt like he couldn’t stare straight.

Oh no, could it be that he has committed a sin by raising a perfectly good Stallion novel protagonist… into an asexual?!

With a complicated mood, Shen Qingqiu closed the window. He suddenly realized his location wasn’t quite right.

He had clearly just been curiously onlooking in the Huan Hua Palace. How did he unknowingly walk into a bamboo forest? And no matter how he looked at it, it was a quite familiar bamboo forest….

The bamboo forest rustled in the gentle serene wind.

Shen Qingqiu did not have any doubt. Even if he could see only a small corner of this place, he would be able to tell where this was.

Cang Qiong Mountain, Qing Jing Peak.

This place where he had lived in for so long… how could he be unfamiliar with it?

System: [Your current location: Luo Binghe’s dreamscape.]

When Luo Binghe’s consciousness was unstable and wildly fluctuating, bystanders would often be affected. They would be sucked into this dreamscape as immense as a deep-sea whirlpool. In other words, they would get screwed by falling into his immeasurably vast “brain hole.”1 See the beginning of the original Dream Demon encounter transcript for details.

Shen Qingqiu had previously walked with Luo Binghe through the Dream Demon encounter. This was the so-called “acquired taste.”2 It was the same as how, after connecting to a WiFi network once, you don’t need to enter the password again when connecting the second time.

Shen Qingqiu quickly touched his face and found he had been restored to his original appearance in the dreamscape. His face was no longer bearded, leaving him with no sense of security at all. He was just about to look for a place to hide and wait for Luo Binghe to wake on his own when some disciples came walking along the road in twos and threes. Shen Qingqiu froze in place, and even forget where he had been going to hide.

Even though these passersby disciples had slightly wooden and slow expressions, they really did have noses and eyes, their facial features complete. Many of them Shen Qingqiu could even name.

Even Dream Demon had no way to support such a huge enchantment while also ensuring the facial features of the creatures inside. Yet Luo Binghe was actually already able to do so and had even shaped their features in such refined detail. Even though he had long since known that Luo Binghe had the talent to cover the heavens and earth, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but let out a sigh of awe.

Outside of the small bamboo forest was the Qing Jing bamboo house. Spring water flowed between the staggered bamboo eaves, reflecting the sunlight into seven colors, jingling peacefully and orderly. Shen Qingqiu worried that Luo Binghe was inside, so he stopped his steps and did not go forward. He had passed through this bamboo forest who knows how many times to pass the time, so he routinely found a concealed spot in the shadows to rest.

Suddenly, light footsteps sounded on the fallen leaves. From the alternately hidden and visible bamboo emerged a fifteen-year-old white-clothed teenager.

This young boy’s complexion was fair, and he seemed to have run all the way over here. His forehead was covered with a thin layer of sweat and his cheeks were flushed red, overall appearing very cute. The lines of his eyes and brows were clear yet not sharp, giving the air of inexperienced freshness.

Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but lament: It’s been a long time since he last saw such a little fresh sunshine youth Luo Binghe.

During his time cultivating at Qing Jing Peak, he liked to wear white clothes. Then after rebelling, the devil king in human form Luo Binghe only wore black clothes, almost completely reversed from before. This kind of fresh and tender appearance, in particular, could no longer be seen at all.

As he strode over, Luo Binghe called out in high spirits: “Shizun!”

Shen Qingqiu was hidden in the dark, so this was naturally not directed at him. He turned his gaze and indeed saw someone wearing a green robe standing at the end of the stone-paved road.

The “Shen Qingqiu” derived from the dreamscape memories stood amidst the lush green bamboo. His figure was lean and thin, resembling a spiritual bamboo himself. His expression was calm, suffused with the cold and clear air of an immortal. Just looking like this, he really did possess some bearing of gracefulness and unworldliness. As a bystander, the current Shen Qingqiu tried to nit-pick himself and still could not help but be convinced.

This acting cool had actually acted all the way to this level, it was truly too tasteful!

In the meantime, Luo Binghe was truly worthy of being Dream Demon’s direct heir, to be able to restore every detail to such perfection!

That other Shen Qingqiu in the bamboo forest seemed to be in a trance, but then tilted his head: “Finished running?”

Luo Binghe nodded his head: “Ten laps… all finished.”

Shen Qingqiu finally remembered what event this was.

The “ten laps” mentioned by Luo Binghe referred to running ten laps around the fence boundary of Qing Jing Peak. Shen Qingqiu had personally given him this task.

This wasn’t because he had the sick sense of humor to punish the great male protagonist, but because he couldn’t take it anymore. Ever since he took over Luo Binghe’s education, he had mulled it over: as the teacher figure, Shen Qingqiu had to somehow teach something real so that when the two of them had their falling-out, he could at least bring up the phrase “affection between teacher and apprentice, grace for bequeathing teachings” without first blushing from shame. According to the general teaching outline, the first step was to correct Luo Binghe’s messy walking position and body technique.

As for the results of these teachings… they were mentioned earlier. The biggest achievement was that Luo Binghe rammed into his arms for half a month.

Shen Qingqiu said: “Again. If you don’t get it right this time, it won’t be just ten laps.”

Luo Binghe obediently tried again. As a result, this time Luo Binghe did not ram into him. Instead, with a slip of his feet, he directly hugged Shen Qingqiu’s waist.

Shen Qingqiu: “……”

Luo Binghe bashfully said: “Shizun, this disciple is useless. After running ten laps, my feet are too soft.”

Shen Qingqiu sighed.

Luo Binghe self-consciously said: “This disciple knows. Twenty laps.”

Shen Qingqiu said: “What do you mean, more laps? Go back to your room and rest.” He didn’t have any hobby of child abuse. At that time he had truly given up on himself, doing whatever he felt like doing.

He’s not gonna teach anymore, he didn’t get any sense of accomplishment at all, he’s throwing away the textbooks!

Luo Binghe totally did not feel he was being avoided, and even became elated: “Thank you, Shizun! This disciple will definitely make up the twenty laps tomorrow. What do you want to eat tonight?”

On the side, Shen Qingqiu rubbed his forehead.

Luo Binghe back then…….was really too silly, sweet, and naive.

Enduring labor, resentment, beatings, scoldings; getting taken advantage of, getting kicked, and getting sentenced to making food….. cough cough, of course, Shen Qingqiu had not done most of these things.

He watched this artificial master-apprentice pair leave, one tall and one short, the two of them still chatting. Shen Qingqiu then left his hiding place and began to wonder.

In the dreamscape enchantment that Luo Binghe created for himself, he would certainly only choose memories he felt were the most beautiful. If the memories of Qing Jing Peak could occupy a place here, they should be related to Ning Yingying. Why would there be this section?

Dreamscapes were the most direct reflection of the truest side of a person’s heart, and would not have any false disguises. A thought was spontaneously born in Shen Qingqiu’s mind, one that he had never considered before.

Thinking like this seemed a little vain, but…… probably… perhaps… just maybe… this section of master-disciple affection was placed a bit higher in Luo Binghe’s heart than Shen Qingqiu had imagined?

At the very least, he had still given Luo Binghe some moments that could be reminisced upon. Those times weren’t so bad as to be completely ignored out of disgust.

Although… was Luo Binghe a little masochistic? It wasn’t that Shen Qingqiu wanted to badmouth him, but… In general, the memory of getting punished to run ten laps and twenty laps didn’t have any connection to the word “beautiful” no matter how you looked at it, right?!

Suddenly, a thread of chilly air crept up Shen Qingqiu’s neck, as if there was a both cold and hot line of sight climbing up along his spine.

He subconsciously turned his head back. A black-clothed Luo Binghe leaned against a green bamboo, arms crossed and eyes looking directly at him.

The two faced each other without words.

……the man himself?

The man himself!

Shen Qingqiu’s first reaction wasn’t to take to his heels and start sprinting for it, but to stay in place and adjust his facial expression to his most natural.

It wasn’t that he had been scared stupid to the point where his legs turned soft and he couldn’t run. Instead, it was because he had long since made the psychological preparations for this kind of situation. “Running” could not solve the problem at all. This enchantment was Luo Binghe’s home court, so no matter how fast Shen Qingqiu ran it would be useless.

That both cold and hot line of sight just now wasn’t an illusion or a mistake in his description. Luo Binghe’s gaze was truly like ice and fire, with both gloomy frigidity and blazing heat. These two temperatures were bizarrely mixed and condensed in his eyes, and firmly locked onto Shen Qingqiu’s body.

Shen Qingqiu braced himself and met his gaze.

After a long while, it was Luo Binghe who first sighed.

He murmured: “Being able to dream… is still nice.”

Hearing this sentence, Shen Qingqiu knew his desperate move had succeeded—he had successfully passed himself off.

He had mustered up his courage and actually won the gamble. At this moment, the entranced and absent-minded Luo Binghe thought he was a creation in his own dreamscape.

Seeing him leaning against the bamboo and staring blankly, Shen Qingqiu remembered his dazed appearance on the head seat during the day, all alone. Then upon comparing this version of him with the impressive commanding splendor of the original work, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but feel a little sad.

Luo Binghe didn’t have a single wife by his side to treat his injuries and care for his well-being. As his teacher, how could Shen Qingqiu not feel sad for him? A dignified Stallion novel protagonist had actually fallen to this point. What man could bear to see this?

Luo Binghe said: “I wonder if Shizun could have a word with me.”

Shen Qingqiu’s heart was currently filled with sympathy for Luo Binghe, so he pleasantly and amiably replied: “Okay. What do you want to talk about?”

He didn’t expect that after he spoke up, Luo Binghe instead froze. He instantly stood up straight and left the bamboo, a trace of disbelief showing on his face.

Oops. Shen Qingqiu thought: Does he think this reaction isn’t right?

But since the performance had already started, he had to play it to the end—he absolutely could not abandon it halfway. Awkwardness was just a small matter, but giving the game away was a big deal. Shen Qingqiu smiled slightly and said: “Didn’t you let this teacher talk with you?”

His tone of voice was the same that he had always used when living with Luo Binghe in the past. The corner of Luo Binghe’s mouth twitched, and he slowly walked on over. Shen Qingqiu did not change expression. He slowly opened and closed the folding fan in his hands, using these light and small movements to ease his tension.

After remaining silent for a while, Luo Binghe spoke up: “In the past, Shizun never even bothered to look at me, just walked off on his own, don’t even mention talking with me. Perhaps my imagination today is a little too beautiful.”

Shen Qingqiu’s heart stirred.

Even though he felt there was something a little strange about this, these words truly did sound a bit pitiful. Could it be that Luo Binghe had always previously imagined “Shen Qingqiu” as treating him with this aloof, elegant, and noble indifference?

He probably does actually have some masochistic tendencies…

As Shen Qingqiu was thinking this, in his distraction his hand subconsciously moved on its own, systematically patting Luo Binghe’s head. He had performed this action countless times before: people always said you shouldn’t touch the head of a man or the waist of a woman, but on the contrary, this action being forbidden made one even more tempted. Shen Qingqiu especially loved to pat people’s heads, but regrettably, as an adult, he couldn’t act so impolitely and hadn’t had anyone willing to let him touch. Fortunately, Luo Binghe previously did not mind having Shen Qingqiu’s hand placed on his head at all. Shen Qingqiu had patted him when bored to the point where he’d actually made a habit out of it, and he did the same action now.

He had barely patted twice when all of a sudden, Luo Binghe raised his arm, his left hand gripping Shen Qingqiu’s left wrist.

Shen Qingqiu’s expression solidified as he thought: Isn’t this a bit too close?

Immediately afterward, his right wrist was also firmly grasped. Suddenly looking up, Shen Qingqiu felt his vision blur.

As if gently touched by feathers, his cheeks were swept. A strange sensation came from his lips, both soft and slightly cool.

His eyes opened wide, meeting Luo Binghe’s dark pupils. His throat bobbed with difficulty.

He wanted to speak but had no way to open his mouth. Because his mouth was bitten.

Luo Binghe closed his eyes, his long black eyelashes casting curved shadows on his cheeks. He looked very well-behaved, but his mouth and hands were the exact opposite. He bit Shen Qingqiu’s lips with a hint of resentment and indignation, carrying a little childlike hatred. His right hand loosened the hold on Shen Qingqiu’s stiff arm, instead supporting his waist and pressing him into his arms. Their two figures clearly weren’t much different in stature, but his embracing posture took Shen Qingqiu into his arms.

Shen Qingqiu’s worldview blitzed through a continuous cycle of destruction and reconstruction at the speed of light.

What ultimately breached his state of complete breakdown was a system reminder accompanied by its own celebratory BGM: [Coolness Points +500! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! ]

Shen Qingqiu: “What. The. F***——————?!?!”

He finally understood why Luo Binghe had not pushed down a single girl to the point where not a single shadow of the 3000 harem beauties had been seen, yet the coolness points had never decreased.

Because he had used Shen Qingqiu to make up for the coolness points aaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Reika’s Notes:

  • This chapter is by Attica.
  • (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ What a great chapter! I’m sure this one is a fan favorite.
  • Happy New Year, everyone!

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  1. This entire sentence is kind of a pun. 脑洞 lit. “brain hole” refers to someone’s overactive imagination, while 坑 lit. “fall into a hole” can also mean “getting screwed over.”
  2. 一回生二回熟 lit. “first time raw, second time familiar”

152 thoughts on “Chapter 49 – The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System”

  1. Is anyone still reading this? Because I sure am for the 400000000000th time and this is still my fav chapter

  2. the craziest fujoshi you will ever find

    OMG AHHHHHH but I want Luo Binghe to be aware that his his REAL SHIZUN!!!

    1. I feel quite honored that my dear demisexual’s community is known a lil hehehe >< indeed….he could very much be demi (cause i don't think he likes other men…he's been mad about his shifu for a decade and no other person got his curiosity)

    2. camaraderie_retrograde

      yeah, the closest term to describe how Binghe feels towards Shizun would be demisexuality~~ XD

    3. wow ! finally someone who knows what demisexuality is! Haha , I feel so good. I’m demisexual myself and I totally get Lou binghe’s dilemma.

  3. Lol maybe if they do the pa pa pa, he’ll get a hundred grand hahahahaha. The time has finally come for this dense brother to understand that the stallion novel has become a danmei novel!

  4. “Then after rebelling, the devil king in human form Luo Binghe only wore black clothes, almost completely reversed from before.”
    I bet he feels gloomy because the person he likes hates him, so he wears black to match his mood. Maybe he also feels like he’s still not worthy of being called Shizun’s disciple.

  5. [Liu Mingyan: Reversed the female character’s inexplicable pursuit. B points +150]
    Bc she is a fujoshi (fangirl) now XD

    1. 😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😳😳😳…..aaaaaahhhhhhhhh🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  6. OH MY GOD YES! This is perfect! Luo Binghe acts like he’s been wanting to because he think this is a dream construct and now Shen Qingqiu knows for certain. That patrol captain Lu Liu wasn’t completely wrong – it was probably a good thing Shen Qingqiu had that to prep his reactions.
    As always, thanks to translating! I’m swept up in the story, I’m so happy I can read it!


    He really needed Luo Binghe to basically spell it out for him, didn’t he??

  8. The boss’s attitude suggests that he does not want to engage in office romance × ———— looooooooool

    Lovesick brain seems to have been cured × ————— loooooool

    Three Taoist nuns: Cameos as short-lived as the night-blooming cactus, hello goodbye ××× ———— LOOOOOOOOOL

    ahahahahahahaah “[Ming Fan: Reversed the supporting character’s illogical mental retardation. B points +50]” ——— nice! he managed to save the bully ming fan, who ended up being a faithful disciple and good fellow brother to his cultivators

    a system reminder accompanied by its own celebratory BGM: [Coolness Points +500! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! ] —————— KAAAAAAAA THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!! THEY!!!!!!!!!! KISSSSSSEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DONGHUA AND MANHUA AND C-DRAMA B E T T E R HAVE THIS SCENE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    i find it interesting that in all LBH’s previous dreamscapes, his shizun never responded bc his soul was actually hibernating. now that SQQ’s soul is alive and awake now, he responds back

    1. Anna Meléndez

      Dude, did you just realize? You are as dense as SQQ if you didn’t see it coming from miles and miles away.

    2. Lol don’t u even know this novel is a bl ? MXTX writes novel and we all love her works .So,if u don’t like bl,don’t come and read.

    3. Are you for real? The hints are all-over chapters..
      I feel i had this necessity to comment. But yeah, just go.

    4. Hahaha oh god this made me laugh is the sheer shock value! Well bye homophobe!

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    ♥*♡+:。.。 Thank You 。.。:+♡*♥
    *+:。.。 for the chapter my friends 。.。:+*
    ‿︵‿︵‿︵from Jack︵‿︵‿︵‿

  10. Dis he recognize SQQ already? Another ML’s biting fetish. Now I can see some parallelism with the author’s other works. Aww, kiss in a dreamscape, loving every single thing. Thanks a bunch for this chapter!

    1. therandomsilverette

      Nah, LBH just thinks that it’s his dream and that SQQ was only his imagination(since they look quite similar rn).

    2. It mentioned that in the dreamscape Shen Qingqiu assumed his original appearance 🙂

  11. GOT7-IGOT7-Jacky

    Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!! Finally SQQ realised HE had been the love interest all along~ XD omg that kiss was hawt af! *fans self* get it, LBH *q*

  12. Wait is there gonna be a part 2? Cause there’s more to this chapter on the raw… Ugh that’s the best bit too!!

    1. According to our raw provider, there is nothing more there. We are using the latest edited official version.

      The last line of the raw is now 因为他用自己补足了爽度啊啊啊!!!

      The last part of the old version is now in chapter 50 but it is different, too.

  13. This..


    I’m crying for Luo Binghe’s feelings only tho :’))
    Because Shen Qingqui was just realised it there HAHAHAHA HE GOT YOU CUCUMBER SAMA
    And the system is clearly LBHxSQQ shipper lol important things should be said three times
    Thank you for such a wonderful chapter, i migh’ve to read it again before reading the next update
    God bless you

    Btw does anyone know the first blogger who started this project? How’s her now, is she alright?

  14. I want SQQ to push LBH away with a ‘wtf’ look on his face with matching confused eyes.

    LBH will suddenly realize that his ‘Shizun’ is acting differently.

    LBH will notice something then he will discover that the man in front of him is his long coveted waifu.

    Bwahahaha imagination going 100% wild.

    Thank you for youe efforts! ♡✨

    1. since the dreamscape SQQ is based off the real life SQQ, LBH would still think this is all a dream bc the reaction would be realistic


  16. Binghe, kiss your Shizun nicely, what’s with the biting?? o_O

    Great chapter, thanks for the translation!


    Especially our dear Shizun~ I hope things will get better for him after this…

  18. Whoaaaaaaa!!! I threw my phone away and try to log what was going on. KISS! IT WAS KISS! OMG!! took me a few minutes before I could continue hahahahaha

  19. I ady read the whole novels like 6 times over especially after this scenes but still OH MY GOD TAKE UR MAN BACK BINGHE AH~

    I’m ready for next chapter *grins pervertly* time to bring the waifu back home(?)

  20. Sigh. . Hope their misunderstandings concludes soon. This is so frustrating… And Happy New Year! 🙂

  21. Happy New year!
    Kyaaaaaa!! >w<
    They finally kissed each other! I'm very happy!!!
    Thanks for the chapter

  22. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!!!! OH MY GOODNESS YES – *passes out* YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness, I’m so happy right now I think my little heart is going to burst out of my chest!!!!!

    FINALLY!!!! AND SQQ REALISED SO QUICKLY TOO!!!! (especially after the comment I left on one of the previous chapters… *bows to SQQ* I underestimated you, master!!)

    I wonder, did LBH realise that he was the real Shizun, or does he still think that he’s in his imagination, and did that because it was a “dream”?
    Even if he didn’t, SQQ now knows, so hopefully he may also start to develop some feelings for his disciple!! And oh boy, LBH’s reaction would be amazing if he knew the guy with the creepy beard and the name of “Peerless Cucumber” was actually the elegant, mature and refined lotus he’s looked up to all these years…. Ahahaha, his whole worldview would shift xD

    Thank you for the chapter!! It will certainly keep me going all week…
    Happy New Year 🙂

    1. i reckon LBH thinks this is all a dream. since in his previous dreamscapes for all of 5 yrs, his beloved shizun would walk away from him. this time, he’s so desperate the SQQ will run away again that he steals this chance to do what he’s been wanting to do for so many years

  23. My Fujoshi’s hearts keeps screaming “kyaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!”

    Finally Shizun’s tofu is well eaten this 2019!!! 😂 😂 😂

    I hope there will be more meaty scenes coming ,😊

  24. Thank you so much and happy new year. A kiss at last 🤗 but when I translated the next chapter I saw there’s a part missing in this chapter’s end. Is it because version differences?

    1. We are using the official version. I mean the one on JJWXC that is locked unless you can pay for access. Most fans are reading the unofficial versions.


    Thank you guys so much for the update!!!!! This… this really feels like a new year blessing TAT thank thank. Looking forward to the next chapteeeerrrrr!!

    Happy New Year guys!! :DD

  26. “Oh no, could it be that he has committed a sin by raising a perfectly good Stallion novel protagonist… into an asexual?!” hahaha

    Omg has LBH been dreaming of his Shizun all these years? I feel sorry for LBH that he can’t even talk to his Shizun in his dreams.

    YAY they finally kiss! (Well, SQQ gets bitten, but close enough!) And SQQ finally realizes LBH’s feelings! Finally!

    Thank you for translating this chapter, I really enjoyed it! Happy New Years!

  27. SHIZUN it’s been 84 years but you finally realized. (⊙o⊙) Man oh man, can’t wait for the fallout of this big break!!! Thanks for the chapter and happy new year!!!

  28. Hahaha! The MC has finally started to realize Luo Binghe’s feelings! It sure took him long enough! XDDD

    Perfect timing for a New Year’s Kiss!

  29. “Dignified Stallion novel male protagonist, are you still okay in that department?”

    Hahaha. He is more than fine… But he wants to use his abilities with you, SQQ!

    But bite him, LBH? It’s the first time you can Kiss him and you bite him?! Don’t be a savage or Shizun Will run away from you.

    Thanks for the chapter!!

    Have a nice Day and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    1. remember in the QnA extra shizun said something like he cant kissing, he only knows how to bite XDDD

  30. Yass. ♥️😭 the blockhead has finally clued in. Can’t blame him for not realizing though. He is the Harem, all hail.

    Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️♥️

    1. Such a good chapter though. LBH was so melancholy. It’s been 5 yrs & finally his shizun responded back & what does he do? He doesn’t waste a second. My next thought it SQQ going to “sell it”/play the role of “dream shizun” & respond in kind? 😉

  31. Haha, the way SQQ became aware in the end is beautiful 😂 I like how the System is like mocking him 😂

    Thanks for the chapter and happy new year at everyone 😊


    1. No bonus chapter for ungrateful readers like you! You ought to be disgusted with yourself.

  33. Hueeheehe I just know that LBH knows that his Shizun is his real Shizun the moment he spoke XDXDXD AAAAAAHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHHH SCREAMS my heart cantc take this AAAAAAHHHH hehe X3 thank you for the chapter and happy New year~~ hehe

  34. Feliz año y muchas gracias por este hermoso capitulo. Shusu por se te cayeron las vendas de los ojos kya kya kya

  35. *trips and falls into Shizun* oh no, I’m soooo clumsy *stumbles and rubs against Shizun’s side* my feet are out of control!! *collapses around Shizun in a back hug* my posture is so bad ahhh
    ^ LBH’s naughty plot to hug Shizun all the time

  36. Ahahaha plot twist for 2018 ahahaha finally, dawn reached our dense protagonist ahahahaha

    Thanks for the chapter!!!~ 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇

  37. I was feeling a bit down but this chapter has really made my day!! FINALLY A KISS.

    Thank you so much for your hard work and your translations and happy new year!! 💖

  38. Shegduahgebrhwadhb…..

    Shizun finally got bitten! Ups… It’s a kiss!! And he finally understand!

    I thought he would only realized it in the next chapter since earlier part he’s still confused and thought that LBH’s masochistic tendency is the reason their master-disciple affection was being placed a bit higher than it’s supposed to be.

    So yeah, SQQ, you don’t make your favorite character become asexual, he’s just totally bent for you.

    Will LBH realized that the one he kissed is the original Shizun? What will happens? Angry? Rampage? Or just continue kissing SQQ? (I prefer the last actually).

    1. Aaargh… Forgot to tell you, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Hoping you all will have a better year than 2018. 🎉🎉🎉

      Thank you so much for this translation.




    Is it just me tho or that “kiss” scene is so comedic like did he gobble his shizun’s lips into his mouth like a kid who doesnt know how to kiss?? PFFTTT

  41. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!


  42. Happy 2019!

    This is one of my favorite chapters…SQQ seeing LBH’s harem being empty and the depth of LBH’s love for him and finally realizing he’s in a BL aaaa

  43. It’s not asexual, just Shizun-sexual lol

    How cute that he doesn’t realise he’s replaced the entire harem. Well, he’ll understand soon enough hehehe

  44. “Oh no, could it be that he has committed a sin by raising a perfectly good Stallion novel protagonist… into an asexual?!”

    This is killing me! 8D

  45. !!!EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *echoes ever more*
    Thank you~!!!
    Are we gonna have to wait another whole week for the next chapter? ಥ_ಥ Damn, I’m so PSYCHED right now ~\(≧▽≦)/~ Ya know?(⊙﹏⊙)b
    Happy New Year~!

  46. Happy New Year to you too!
    It’s not fair. Why must the chapter ends here? The author loves to tease a little too much.
    Did our mc really understand the reason behind the points? Did he knows the supposedly stallion novel has changed its genre?
    Will it be Liu Qingge he elopes with later?
    Will Liu Qingge be the cab driver he calls to return home? It’s either him or Yue Qingyuan, but I doubt he’ll call the sect leader for such matter.
    I wanna see our ml revenge after seeing his wifey get kidnapped by another man.
    Thanks for the chapter!

  47. Happy new year Translator sama and fellow readers! May the new year bring multiple chapters in quick succession for our hapless dork SQ! I can’t wait for LB to realize that his Shizun is actually back and was the one he really kissed… will he be embarrassed shocked or Angry!

    Will our Peerless CuCUMber be so peerless anymore? I am so curious 😛
    Will he escape our ML’s clutches or be hidden as the look alike?
    Will the MC realize that he may Love our little Binghe?


  48. Woohoo! It happened! Well, “kiss” is being generous, but we have progress! Poor Cucumber bro, his worldview just shattered and reshaped in a matter of seconds 😂
    Thank you so much for the chapter! Happy New Year!

    What a good way to finish the year and Happy new year to you too 🎉🎊



  51. Thank you very muchhh !! Lbh is biting shizun’s lips 😂 lol .
    Anyway…this chapter by Attica…the same with the one who had a youtube channel with mdzs’s videos back in the days ? 😭

  52. At long last, Shen Qingqiu finally has reached an enlightment (σ≧▽≦)σ
    I woner how far can they go in Dreamscape? Is Shen Qingqiu’s identity going to be revealed soon? XD

    And with no doubt, this chapter is one of my favourites ❤
    Thank you for the chapter! Happy New Year! 🎉🎆

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